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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a viewmaster.

I insert screaming Zulu warriors.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get an Ork WAAAGH!

I insert a bar of lead.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Nick Flamel.

I insert Adolf Hitler.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get Doof

I insert Gangnam Style

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get the Harlem Shake.

I insert Katy Perry.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Papa Johns.

I insert Captain Caine.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven

I insert Age of Sigmar

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get Candy Land.

I insert Wreck-it Ralph.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Rock 'Em-Sock 'Em Robots.

I insert Sigmarines.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get StarCraft Marines.

I insert a hot dog.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a Hellhound.

I insert a Forgeworld Kit.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Live Resin.

I insert Live Resin.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Finecast crap.

I insert Canadian coins.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Balinese Rupeah.

I insert Youtube.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Feeding Tube.

I insert hot coffee.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get cold coffee.

I insert a yoghurt.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get the Schwartz.

I insert Dark Helmet.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

you get pants?

I insert Codex: Ultramarines signed by your Spiritual Liege, Matthew Ward

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Combat Jumping Rasyat





Palitine Il

You get a pet Matthew Ward of your verey own. No returns allowed.

I insert Russia ona stick.
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Get Murica.

I insert Chaotic Mind.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a Fish-Slap.

I Insert Spider-Clowns.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get a spider pig.

I insert Kaptinn Badrukk.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get the complete series of Star Trek: Voyager.

I insert a bowling ball.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get a racketball

I insert a computer

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Combat Jumping Rasyat





Palitine Il

You get a tri-corder.

I insert a banana.
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get a barrel of monkeys.

I insert a bag of tortilla chips.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get the Frito Bandito.

I insert cold beer.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get the Nether.

I insert a bottle of Mountain Dew.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get coke

I insert milk

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You bet a invisible rabbit.

I Insert the "guess song lyrics" thread.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
 
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