40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**KaptinBadrukk**

You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert a brush

**sing your life**

You get GW hobby tools.

I insert a .44 Magnum.

**ChaoticMind**

You get a dictionary consisting of only rude words. Not an a, an, the, or, but etc. to be found.

I insert a dead panda.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a nasty note from the ASPCA.

I insert Indiana Jones.

**snurl**

You get a snake.

I insert a magnifying glass.

**korbenn**

You get Sherlock Holmes.

I insert Doctor Watson.

**snurl**

You get Doctor Who.

I insert the Sulaco.

**sing your life**

You get a sucalo.

I insert KillKrazy.

**ChaoticMind**

You get banned from inserting anything for 5 rounds.

I insert a monkey with a stick.

**sing your life**

You get that weird monkey with the cymbals toy.

I insert Age Of Sigmar.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get WHFB

I insert Alpharius

**ChaoticMind**

You get the cymbal monkey smashing Sing Your Life's head between its cymbals for his disobedience.

I put my head in and say "light 'er up!"

**sing your life**

I do not want to know wha\t happen to you.

I insert Chaotic Mind.

**ChaoticMind**

The monkey continues its mad cymbal attack, meanwhile Cthulhu pops out and joins in gnawing on your head.

I insert an idol of Cthulhu.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a lawyer

I insert Pete Duffy

**snurl**

You get Duck, Daffy.
(As the cymbals still crash in the background)

I insert a Shoggoth.

**ChaoticMind**

You get the squishy remains of Sing Your Life. The monkey is now bashing Cthulhu's head as Cthulhu smacks the monkey with a fish.

I insert the monkey, cymbal, Cthulhu, slappy fish conglomerate.

**sing your life**

You get the dead bodies of ISIS operative in the world. I killed all of them.

I insert Chaotic Mind being slapped by fish.

**ZergSmasher**

You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

I insert a piece of weapons-grade plutonium.

**ChaoticMind**

You get a minion with a cymbal monkey.

I insert a cymbal monkey with slappy fish taped to the cymbals.

**snurl**

You get Cthulhu, and he is in the mood for monkey business.

I insert more fish.

**ChaoticMind**

You get Cthulhu carrying the biggest trout you've ever seen (approximately 3.57962437 meters long) wich he promptly slaps you with.

I insert cow teeth.

**sing your life**

You get Tau CC.

I insert the Crystal Castles.

**snurl**

You get shattered shards.

I insert Jason Voorhees.

**sing your life**

You get Jack Torrance.

**ZergSmasher**

Nothing was inserted, so a bomb pops out of the machine and blows up in your face.

I insert sing your life.

**sing your life**

You get pinned down by a horde of miniaturised sing your lifes.

I insert a M1 rifle.

**snurl**

You get an A303.

I insert a thousand pumpkins.

**sing your life**

You get a turkey.

I insert the Pilgrim Fathers.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get The Indians

I insert The Pilgrims