40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get pneumonia.

I insert Roanoke.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Virginia

I insert A plague

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Great Unclean One.

I insert Samus Aran.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a computer

I insert 8GB of hard disk space

**snurl**

You get a cardboard box.

I insert pushrods.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a SSID

I insert 802.11

**ZergSmasher**

You get a random number.

I insert the Hope diamond.

**ChaoticMind**

You get $0.0523 of carbon.

I insert a cow on stilts.

**NoPoet**

You get a stilt on cows.

I insert my manhood.

**snurl**

You get stuck in.

I insert nothing, until somebody cleans the damned thing.

**ChaoticMind**

You recive all the nastiness from inside the vending machine.

I insert Snurl's sense of smell.

**snurl**

You get a pack of cherry cigars.

I insert the hot chick from the bar.

**ChaoticMind**

You get the hideous, decrepit old barfly.

I insert a keg of beer.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a barrel of monkeys.

I insert a banana.

**snurl**

You get a pineapple.

I insert fake halloween blood.

**ChaoticMind**

You get nasty ketchup.

I insert the item on your left taped to a duck.

**snurl**

You get a microwaved duck dinner.

I insert a russian.

**NoPoet**

In communist Russia, russian inserts you.

I insert Stonehenge.

**snurl**

You get Lego.

I insert dry ice.

**BobtheConquistador**

You get a Donald Trump dressed as Elsa

I insert a dragon

**War Kitten**

You get a live hand grenade

I insert a bolter

**ChaoticMind**

You get a rivet shot into your head.

I insert a head with a rivet shot into it.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a zombie.

I insert the Death Star.

**snurl**

You get a million pieces.

I insert a small thermal exhaust port.

**ChaoticMind**

You get an engineer complaining about cost cutting measures and stupid employers with no design experience interfering.

I insert the love of a duck.

**snurl**

You get Duck Sauce.

I insert Arby's.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an oven mitt.

I insert Taco Bell.

**snurl**

You get the runs.

I insert a Monkey's Paw.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Monkey Business.

I insert Codex: Khorne Daemonkin.

**snurl**

You get Books of Blood: Clive Barker.

I insert a sword.