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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/23 14:23:44
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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You get a circle saw.
I insert a baby.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/24 01:57:02
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get Fat Bastard.
I insert Austin Powers.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/24 07:14:25
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get groovy.
I insert Kylo Ren.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/26 12:04:14
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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You get Ner Olyk.
I insert 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/26 16:21:31
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get epic randomness.
I insert rowboatjellyfanxiii.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/27 07:19:23
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a subscription to National Geographic.
I insert frozen Pizza.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/04 19:39:51
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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You get mountain dew and cheeto's
I insert 318 pages of plasticard
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/04 20:57:41
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get an angry hormagaunt.
I insert a lasgun
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/04 21:43:37
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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You receive a single standard issue flashlight, NO.1068 MKIII Cadian pattern.
I insert a large mug of good English tea
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/05 08:04:34
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a 2 litre Mountain Dew.
I insert Frostgrave.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/06 03:27:00
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get Frosted Flakes.
I insert an iPod.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/06 08:00:55
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a Walk-Man.
I insert an AV-7.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/09 19:05:55
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a live mine.
I insert snurl
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/10 05:15:24
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a mission from God.
I insert broken miniatures.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/10 17:10:29
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get FATAl.
I insert Huniecam Studio.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/11 00:54:58
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get an enraged cat.
I insert my hand.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/11 03:38:49
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get sticky fingers.
I insert a Tau Crisis Battlesuit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/11 06:57:57
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a Killa Kan!
I insert Hirst molds.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/11 14:02:04
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get Fine Molds.
I insert a kitty cat.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/11 21:39:44
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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You get a cute fluffy squig
I insert a litre of fresh lemon juice
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/12 01:15:24
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get an explosive lemon
I insert Master of Ordinance.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/12 05:50:42
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a Daemonette of Slaanesh.
I insert a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/12 06:30:56
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a bottle of Listerene.
I insert fresh baked pumpkin pies.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/12 07:00:39
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get white girls.
I insert a tiny violin.
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3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)
2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)
Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/12 07:07:25
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a singing frog.
I insert Apple Cider.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/12 10:31:54
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get an angry Welshman.
I insert a puffer fish.
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3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)
2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)
Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/12 13:28:43
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a broken chair.
I insert TheManWithNoPlan
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/12 13:45:46
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get the plans for a heist of the Pentagon.
I insert War Kitten.
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3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)
2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)
Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/13 18:24:41
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get a commendation for standing still.
I insert Donald Trump.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/02/21 12:45:35
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a Claymore
I insert a puppy
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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