40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a werewolf.

I insert a coloured pencil.

**War Kitten**

You get a puddle of colored sludge

I insert an Eldar Guardian

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Protoss Zealot.

I insert a copy of StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void.

**War Kitten**

You get a copy of Command and Conquer 2

I insert Zerg Smasher

**snurl**

You get War Kitten.

I insert sing your life.

**War Kitten**

You get an angry Scottish man

I insert a Dwarf

**sing your life**

You get miasma. I hope you like it.

I insert Television Tropes.

**War Kitten**

I love it thanks. You get the Gaunt's Ghosts Omnibus

I insert an iho stick

**sing your life**

You get 50 grams of Warp Dust.

I insert Sweden.

**War Kitten**

You get a Swedish pancake

I insert a marker

**sing your life**

You tet a a sharpie.

I insert my Waifu.

**War Kitten**

You get twenty dollars

I insert a bolter

**sing your life**

You get a Panzerfaust.

I insert a Ultramarine.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Papa Smurf.

I insert a 1963 Aston Martin DB5.

**War Kitten**

You get a broken engine

I insert a Protoss Immortal

**sing your life**

You get an Elfdar Farseer.

I insert Tony Bateman.

**War Kitten**

You get a lamp.

I insert an Oberst.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a flag.

I insert a small piece of paper with the word 'help' written on it.

**Tactical_Spam**

You get a potato

I insert your potato

**War Kitten**

You get a Chaplain

I insert Tactical_Spam

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a camouflaged tin of luncheon.

I insert a helicopter.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Space Marine Land Speeder.

I insert TheManWithNoPlan's avatar.

**snurl**

You get a swift stroke.

I insert French Jets.

**sing your life**

You get Swedish planes.

I insert Medieval 2: Total War.

**War Kitten**

You get a knight.

I insert Zerg Smasher's Avatar

**sing your life**

You get a legionnaire's helmet.

I insert Jezza C.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

The machine screams "POWER!" at you, but gives you nothing.

I insert a watch.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a sundial.

I insert Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

**War Kitten**

You get a block of high explosives.

I insert a Terran Marine

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a cardboard cut out of a Lamenter.

I insert a copy of The Shawshank Redemption.