40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get a Green Mile.

I insert "The Terror"

**War Kitten**

You get a Tyrannid Lictor

I insert a Melta Gun

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get melted gum.

I insert a German Accordion.

**War Kitten**

You get polka music

I insert a kabalite warrior

**snurl**

You get Comcast Cable.

I insert the Liederkranz.

**the thirteenth praetorian**

You get sheet music

I insert a mazda

**snurl**

You get Masada.

I insert a Yuengling.

**War Kitten**

You get a tricycle

I insert a Hummer

**sing your life**

You get a Taurox.

I insert War Kitten.

**snurl**

You get Catnip. The good stuff.

I insert The Tyrant of Halpi.

**War Kitten**

You get a fake beard. The bad looking kind.

I insert sing your life

**sing your life**

You get eaten alive by a horde of miniature Sing your Lives.

I insert a TF2 hat.

**War Kitten**

You get Gaben

I insert a Space Marine

**sing your life**

You get a Stormcast Eternal.

I insert a Stompa.

**War Kitten**

You get an Ork Boy

I insert a Dwarf

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Hobbit.

I insert a Klingon bat'leth.

**snurl**

You get a Kroot.

I insert an X-Wing

**sing your life**

You get Peregrine.

I insert the Corrupt a wish thread.

**War Kitten**

You get the 40k Vending Machine thread.

I insert a Squat

**ZergSmasher**

You get a pile of turds.

I insert a bag of jelly beans.

**War Kitten**

You get back a bag of Doritos

I insert Aiur

**snurl**

You get a slug.

I insert a flock of ducks.

**sing your life**

You get Sarah Palin.

I insert George Osborne.

**War Kitten**

You get a camel.

I insert Dakka Dakka

**sing your life**

You get the Minecraft forums.

I insert JudgeDoug.

**War Kitten**

You get Judge Dredd

I insert Age of Sigmar

**snurl**

You get the shaft.

I insert Pumpkin Camouflage.

**ZergSmasher**

You get pumpkin pie.

I insert Cookie Monster.

**snurl**

You get World Eaters.

I insert Elves.

**War Kitten**

You get Eldar

I insert a Pumpkin