40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get Spooky Marines.

I insert Sanguinius the Fabulous.

**War Kitten**

You get a sparkly vampire

I insert an Ultramarine

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a stick up your *ss

I insert Putin

**ZergSmasher**

You get a book of fart jokes.

I insert Hilary Clinton.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a buzzer in a paper bag.

I insert the North Korea's sun rocket.

**War Kitten**

You get a pre-mature detonation

I insert a lasgun

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a laser pointer with a dead battery.

I insert a War Walker.

**War Kitten**

You get an angry elf.

I insert an Emperor's Children Kakophoni

**snurl**

You get the Emperor's Children's Xylophone.

I insert Thousands of packing peanuts.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a very confused cat.

I insert a copy of Casino Royale.

**snurl**

You get Thunderball.

I insert A truck.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an Ork Trukk.

I insert a Thanksgiving turkey.

**snurl**

You get stuffed.

I insert a noisy cat.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a hairy Screamer of Tzeentch.

I insert a Death Company Marine.

**War Kitten**

You get a bolt pistol

I insert a Warlord Titan

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a Cathedral with legs.

I insert 15 Malaysian Ringgit.

**War Kitten**

You get a Grot.

I insert a melta bomb

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a the pin.

I insert the Age of the Emperor plans that I stole from GW.

**War Kitten**

You get the collective rage of all 40k players.

I insert a Hellhound

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a puppy.

I insert Eldar Fluff.

**War Kitten**

You get nerdrage.

I insert a bolt pistol

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get an angry dog.

I insert my phone.

**snurl**

You get cans and a string.

I insert a Snow Blower.

**War Kitten**

You get a block of ice.

I insert a Pumpkin with a Santa Hat

**sing your life**

You get the Emperor on a pair of weighing scales.

I insert the Game.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a piece of paper that reads "I win."

I insert a yellow Sticky-Note.

**War Kitten**

You get a pink Sticky-Note

I insert a water bottle

**ZergSmasher**

You get an invitation to a wet T-shirt contest.

I insert a bottle of rum.

**snurl**

You get a Pina Colada.

I insert Steven King.

**War Kitten**

You get a horror novel.

I insert ZergSmasher