40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a years old, but untouched paint set.

I insert a Watch.

**snurl**

You get a Sundial.

I insert War Kitten

**sing your life**

You get Macha Ulthuan.

I insert Henry Stickmin.

**War Kitten**

You get a stick.

I insert Snurl

**ZergSmasher**

You get pumpkin pie.

I insert a partridge in a pear tree.

**War Kitten**

You get a pear.

I insert ZergSmasher again

**snurl**

You get Dark Angels, mixed with Tau.

I insert Two Turtle Doves.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get Partridge in a Pear tree. (And you must sing those words)

I insert a pair of Darth Vader socks.

**War Kitten**

You get one mitten

I insert a Sicaran Battle Tank

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get Eldar tears.

I insert a bottle of grog.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an invitation to the AA meeting.

I insert a Stormsurge ballistic suit.

**snurl**

You get a prison jumpsuit.

I insert all those unused arms and command bits.

**War Kitten**

You get a command squad kit.

I insert a Vindicare Assassin

**snurl**

You get TheManWithNoPlan.

I insert Netflix.

**Overlord Thraka**

You get Jessica Jones

I insert Fallout 4

**ZergSmasher**

You get Mad Max.

I insert Charlize Theron.

**War Kitten**

You get a boot to the head.

I insert Angron

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get an angry cat.

I insert Fulgrim.

**snurl**

You get Pilgrim.

I insert a small amount of super glue.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a miscast Citadel Finecast model.

I insert a Protoss Carrier.

**War Kitten**

You get a Protoss Pylon

I insert a Terran Bunker

**ZergSmasher**

You get a brand new SCV.

I insert two Terran Wraiths.

**snurl**

You get two Carin Wraiths.

I insert The Hill.

**War Kitten**

You get a pumpkin

I insert ZergSmasher's Avatar

**snurl**

You get blue eyes.

I insert the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

**War Kitten**

You get a trumpet to the face.

I insert a Mall Santa

**ZergSmasher**

You get Paul Blart, Mall Cop.

I insert a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.

**snurl**

You get Debbie.

I insert the Minnesota Vikings.

**ZergSmasher**

You get the Capital One pillagers (from the commercials).

I insert four calling birds.

**snurl**

You get Legend of the Five Rings. Gold edition.

I insert a bushel of the new Star Wars crap merchandise.