a MUCH shorter joke

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**warboss spinetwizta**

baters gonna date w/ a mate w/ gates

**Asherian Command**

*facepalm*
Is it like spam day or something? *looks at day schedule.* Damn thats in a 2 months or so! MUST STOP THE SPAMMERS!
OK seriously keep it to one thread....

**warboss spinetwizta**

what since my last joke is so long.....(you understand logic right?)

**Goliath**

yes, we do, and logically, you could have shortened the previous joke, by cutting out every reference to, "and he got slightly thirstier, and then more slightly thirstier, then even more slightly thirstierer" rather than a 30 page long joke, which wasn't particularly funny.

Alternatively you could have edited the title of the previous thread, to "a much shorter joke" and then posted this in there, rather than causing me to come in here and waste 3 minutes of mlife writing out a lengthy rebuttal.

**The Dreadnote**

How about you keep all this gak in one thread, or better yet, keep it to yourself.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

This isn't even funny.
Also, everyone, myself included,

**The Dreadnote**

I think there's a difference between posting to get a reaction because it's amusing, and posting to get a reaction because you want the attention.

**Jackal**

**warboss spinetwizta**

I AM NOT A TROLL!

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