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*sighs again*
Really fethwit? I've had a long day, and I'm not in the mood for your crap. Come back some other time, else I'll take that pumpkin and shove it where the sun don't shine.

*Dismounts horse*

Leave us.

*Horse prances around in a circle and runs back into the tear*

*The tear closes*

I do not threaten you, mortal. I come to seek a drink. Damned Pestilence pissed in the ale again...You got a bar or something?

*wearily points to the bar*

*Walks out wiping wings on towel*

Well hello there Hessian

Thank you.

*Walks over to the bar*

*Murders two PDF officers and takes their seats*

*To the bartender*

Gimme something strong.

*The barkeeper hastily nods and goes off in search of the strongest concoction he has*

*To OT*

You. You have been on Deaths 'To kill list' for several millenia...I praise you for being able to stave off my brother.

*Smiles sadly*

Only a few millenia? I've been alive for so long and he's only been after me for that? I would've thought he'd want few a few hundred thousand years ago...

Also you might not want to drink that... It's about 200% alchohol. I made it for a warrioress name Leonie

*teleports into the bar holding the head of a Chaos Lord*
*idly tosses it aside and it lands next to Vanden with a thump*
By Khaine it's been a long day!

You did not warrant much attention. I'll tell him you send him your regards however.

*Gestures at seat*

Come, sit. You must tell me of how you came to bring together so many immortals under your flag. Until a few hundred thousand years ago, I thought that my brothers and I were the only ones.

*Looks at WK*

Ish nargulah Farseer., How has your day been?

OOC: This is all going to be off the top of my head.

*sits nest to the Hessian*

Well... in the year 3406 I was part of a crew going to explore a black hole. I thought it might kill me so I signed up to go.
Upon entering what we thought was a black hole we realized it was instead a portal. A portal to what I later learned was the warp. For centuries we explored that acursed land.

When I finally emerged from the warp I learned that I had gone back. Back to the year 4000 B.C. That's where I met Ra and Horus they were lording it over Egyptians.
I persuaded them to come with me. From there we traveled the world recruiting other beings like myself. Part Bird and part Humani.
Once I reached the year 4055 I decided to settle and started Orkmart. I had learned to transport myself between dimensions and realities.
So I gathered all sorts tech to make the ultimate department store. The rest can wait for another time

*Nods and pours 200% alcohol into pumpkin head*

*Head explodes into flames*

Well, that was unexpected.

*Leans on bar and pretends to rest his non-existent head on hand*

Please, keep going.

Well I rescued Morrigan from a fight with my friend the Vampire Scatach the Shadow.

I met Caladrius when he was working for Hekate. I challenged her to a magic duel and won. Freeing Cal and he's followed me ever since

Quetz was being imprisoned by Khubli Khan who thought he was a Chinese Lung Dragon

Huitz almost died on Alcatraz but I saved him and faked his death. Right infront of my past self too.

Thoth was working for Aten, but Aten fired him after Thoth accidentally leaked Aten's homemade fanfic online

You led an interesting life Nickolas.

*Starts crying*

I just wish I could have lived it with my Perenelle...

*Pats OT on the back*

Now, I don't usually do this, but there may be a way to re-unite you with your beloved.

*Jumps up eyes wide*

WHAT?!?!?!?!

*Nods head*

Indeed. Death took her to the Gardens, he can bring her back.

*Waves hand and another tear appears in the middle of the bar*

Death, come here. I wish to speak about resurrecting somebody. But whatever you do, don't bring-*Death walks through the tear with Famine, Pestilence and War close behind* ...Don't bring the others...

Death: Whatcha want? I was busy watching 7th Heaven.
HH: Could you resurrect somebody who died several hundred thousand years ago?
Death: Can't see why not...Wait, it that Nicholas Flamel?

*Falls to knees infront of death*

Please! Please reunite me with my Perenelle!

*Death pokes OT*

*Seems disappointed when he doesn't die*

Death: Nine thousand years...Nine thousand years I have been trying to kill you...
Famine: I'm hungry!
HH: Shut up Famine.

Please... I don't care how you do it. Kill me, bring her back, just reunite us at last

*looks on these proceedings and appears to be distinctly uncomfortable*

*Pestilence groans and vomits on a Guardsman, melting him instantly*

HH: War! Clean up your brothers mess, your in charge of him today!
War: FETH OFF YOU COCKLESS VOID!
HH: Charming, War. Very charming.

*Death pulls out a large tome out of nowhere and looks at OT*

Death: You owe me a soul for every decade I go back. Now, name, date of birth, date of death.

*eyes begin glowing with anger upon seeing death, but does nothing*

*Death glances at WK*

Death: I can hear what you're thinking.

Then you would know that the Eldar and Death have an uneasy relationship, given how poorly the last 10k years have gone for us.

*Looks up startled*
A soul? I must kill that many...

Her name is Perenelle Delamere Flamel. She was born in the year of our lord 1320. She died in the year 2031. Killed by that bastard Dee

Death: I know. Slaanesh and I have quite the deal going on, although I am exploiting her quite a bit, because you know, she is still a baby compared to us.

*Looks through the tome*

Alright, I found her. To begin, you must give me one immortal soul. Yours will not suffice, because you were not born into immortality.

I... I know who it must be. She has been cause of wars a and destruction worlds over.

Ra! Horus!

(Both together) What?

We're going to kill Bastet

*Ra looks worried while Horus looks delighted*

*Nick stops and looks back at Death*

Why are you helping me?

Death: You have fun trying to kill an immortal. I'll be here-FOR FETH SAKE PESTILENCE, STOP THAT!

*Death runs off to try to stop Pestilence integrating with sewer water*

*HH facepalms*

*War is arm wrestling Temperus Maximus, which nobody is winning*

*Famine is causing planet-wide starvation*

*Death looks back*

I owe someone a favour.

*Goes back to trying to pull Pestilence out of the water*

*Ra looks worried*

Are you sure Nick? That monster has killed many. Including Hekate herself.

*Nick nods*

I'm sure. She has lived long enough. Her crimes must be punished and her victims avenged.

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
*Ra looks worried*

Are you sure Nick? That monster has killed many. Including Hekate herself.

*Nick nods*

I'm sure. She has lived long enough. Her crimes must be punished and her victims avenged.

*tosses OT a Firepike*
This might be useful for dealing with some of her lesser minions.