Someone Selling 40k Army Building Experience

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**WarOne**

Someone on e-bay is offering their services to help build 40k armies:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Warhammer-40k-army-building-help-expirienced-gamer-/120626239492?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c15e25804

Quote from the auction description:

Hello. I am an expirienced Warhammer 40k player and this listing is to help out people who need help making their army better. I can help you with Chaos Daemons, Space marines, Tyranids, Black Templars and Imperial Guard. Most of the games I play, I win so if you want to stop winning and have a higher chance of winning, I can help you with one of the following armys. How i will help you is, you can give me some facts about what you are using, what armies do you go against, and what you have trouble with in your game. I will give you some suggestions and some tips to help your army and if you want, I can give you an example army list between 1000 and 3000 points, you are not GUARENTEED to win more games, but I am a very good gamer and I can greatly help, so why pay hundreds of dollars to get models that you find out you don't need, when you can buy this guide for only $1?

I understand there may be a market out there for custom advice to help other gamers win.

However, this gentleman is undercut by EVERY Wh40k forum out there that dipenses helpful advice to people who ask nice.

Dunno how to react to this...

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

offer him $100
Then say, "nah, I can get free advice on the internet. U mad?"

**Capt_Bowman**

I've seen someone selling print out copies of Wikipedia articles as source books for another games system. This does not surprise me at all. In these troubled times people are willing to prey on the stupid.

**Inquisitor Lord Bane**

Did you copy/paste that? Spelling and grammar is off. Poor salesmanship

I'd tell him for $50 you'll help him with all the other armies...

**Ifalna**

"so if you want to stop winning and have a higher chance of winning, I can help you"

Fantastic.

**shrike**

Ifalna wrote:"so if you want to stop winning and have a higher chance of winning, I can help you"

Fantastic.

lolololololol.

**WarOne**

Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote:Did you copy/paste that? Spelling and grammar is off. Poor salesmanship

I'd tell him for $50 you'll help him with all the other armies...

Yes...everything in the quote is a direct copy and paste.

**Just Dave**

Dumb Ebay Guy wrote:so if you want to stop winning and have a higher chance of winning, I can help you

Damn. I better stop handing out tactical advice. Where are my boots? I need to hang them up...

**juraigamer**

Everyone spam him messages asking for advice, but then saying you don't need it?

**PraetorDave**

I feel like this is a scam. He can't even spell experienced in his title. Anyone who would actually pay for this advice is either extremely desperate or just plain stupid.

**Ma55ter_fett**

I bet it is a single piece of paper with the words,

"THUNDER HAMMER TERMINATORS IN LAND RAIDERS LOL"

Written in very large blocky letters.

**Smarteye**

Ifalna wrote:"so if you want to stop winning and have a higher chance of winning, I can help you"

Fantastic.

ROFLMAO

I'm sold. Someone should buy this and see what the 14 year old has to say.