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2016/06/03 12:04:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Scratches head*
Was that death by any chance?
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2016/06/03 12:38:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Pockets the key*
Thank you. I can see many uses for this in the future.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/06/03 13:38:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*bionic arm sparks alarmingly then dies*
*begins cursing furiously in High Gothic*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/06/03 13:54:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Looks over at WK*
What seems to be the problem?
Robot arm giving you grief?
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/06/03 14:17:59
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 zergling15 wrote:*Looks over at WK*
What seems to be the problem?
Robot arm giving you grief?
Just a bit.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/06/03 14:25:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks at robotic arm*
Uegj, cheap guard bionic... *manages to stop sparking and change the battery*
*towk* dodge battery. Guard issue parts.
*mutterys binery and it activates*
Only tempaery till they vat grow a arm.
What, I'm Martian.....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/03 14:25:41
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/03 14:26:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Leo runs into the room*
(Leo) WANT ME TO CUT IT OFF?
(Larry) Why on earth would you suggest something so idiotic?
(Larry) Cant you see Its already been fixed?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/03 14:27:23
Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/06/03 14:33:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*shrugs*
Dad taught me how to do basic armour and bionic repair.
Kinda helpful skills. Though regular people would get killed for it..
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/03 15:47:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*stares at bionic arm and clenches it silently*
I'm barely human anymore.
*sighs and closes his eyes*
This is why I left dear. Millions of men just like me fight and die for the Imperium every day, unmourned and unremembered, save by their comrades. I'm a ticking time bomb, and all of you insist on staying near me.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/06/03 16:57:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I could repair your bionics, if you let me. I learned about this odd thing called "medical consent" when I died, so apparently I'm not allowed to just drug you and fix them without your will.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/06/03 16:59:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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We can get you a vat grown arm and hey. You do relise who I am... If you want to get a civilian job... Safe, you name where, you can have it.
You've already given limbs and blood for a emparor. Service can be different, and yet still valuable.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/03 17:02:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 jhe90 wrote:We can get you a vat grown arm and hey. You do relise who I am... If you want to get a civilian job... Safe, you name where, you can have it.
You've already given limbs and blood for a emparor. Service can be different, and yet still valuable.
*laughs bitterly*
I can no more take up a comfortable civilian job than I can stop my own heart. I'm a warrior born and bred. It's just that all of you insist on trying to be near me, when my life span can be measured in months most likely. I'm expendable.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/06/03 19:18:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Your service record tells a different story. Sorry you left it open one night in the repressor.
5 years, 4tours, 3 comisariat commendations, 3 time awarded the purple eagle, one general commendation, awarded the golden and silver aqulla and finaly. Turned down a feild comisaion to lt.
Your not just some guardsman. Your far more than that.
With your record, you could become a drill Abbott for feths sake.
And before you say. *taps on a data slate* combined Martian and Terran service record. For me.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/03 19:32:46
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/03 20:08:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Leans on back of sofa] Not to mention the work for the Inquisition, and the fact they tried to retrain you rather than kill you.
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2016/06/03 20:21:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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See, your obviously not a mere guardsman. And I know work for the inquisition. Is rather unsavory.... And dark. I've done some bad work for them...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/03 20:35:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sighs*
I'll give you my record.
But they didn't kill me because I was "special". They didn't kill me because I'm married to you my love. What would you have done if you found out the Inquisition had killed me?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/06/03 20:44:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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The inquisition has no official power over mars. None.
The treaty of Olympus sets us apart, the sons of the dragon enforce our laws in that regard. The inquisition would be cut off from Martian suport as it would be seen as a attack on the lords of mars.
And your killers hunted by the dragons sons and the elite tech assaisns.
But married to me. No one would dare. Trust me dear. Mars is united. They are not. We would win that war.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/03 20:56:01
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/03 21:01:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Before you were married to Marla, they deemed you worthy of keeping alive, too. You were merely brainwashed rather than killed after you performed atrocities in their name.
[Looks at WK] You seem yourself undeserving of life?
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2016/06/03 21:14:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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If you where undeserving. Why did I marry you. Why did I go after you and why did I risk my life to save yourself?
Cab,t you see your important to us. To me and your well thus room is practically family
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/03 21:59:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Fallen asleep next to Yarrick*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/03 22:10:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*shakes his head*
I don't know...
*clenches bionic arm*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/06/03 22:11:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc: Today has been middle to high levels of suck, so Yarrick may stay asleep until I can cheer up.
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2016/06/03 22:15:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Thas cool, I'm ready to fall asleep anyway, so I wouldn't be able to do much. Hope it gets better soon too.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/03 22:23:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc: Workplace bullying. It's not something I can fix without just leaving. I can however refuse to let it get into my weekend!
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2016/06/03 22:23:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc better days I hope churned milk product related commissar
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/03 22:29:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc better days I hope churned milk product related commissar
Bic
*part annoyed, part crying, part confused marla*
So... Look I could of chosen anyone, done anything... I chose you. Don,t you relise your important... You matter. That's just guard training. All for better damn cannon fodder.
Your important to us.. To me.. Your.. You have part of my soul..
*walks off to repressor and slams hatch with a sob*
Ooc
Ovey emotional battle sister with heavy weaponry!
Damn that's rough. Stay strong buttery. We have your digital back.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/03 22:32:55
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/03 22:32:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC That posted early.
What I meant to say, was can't you take it to your boss('s)? For what its worth, not many people would allow bullying to go on in Au, and I can't see it being allowed in Britain. Or, just punch the gaktalkers in the throat, see how they like you after that.
As you can tell, I am a more hands on someones throat kinda guy.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/03 22:36:29
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/03 22:41:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc: Cheers guys. I'm just looking to find a new job if this continues. I have little recourse as it is the bosses.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/03 22:41:59
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2016/06/03 22:43:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC The nerve of some people...I just hope it gets better BC, because finding a new job is never stress-free and fun.
Oh what, its the bosses?! Feth me, tell them to "Na fas skata"(Plural is: "Na fate skata") or "Boreis na gamiseis ti mana sou?".
Translatings are respective; "Eat gak", and "Could you go feth your mother?"
I would assume they are still your greek bosses.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/03 22:54:37
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/03 22:55:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc:  I need to secretly learn Greek. 3/4 clients speak Greek before English, and our salesman too. He's pretty baller though.
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