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2010/11/07 02:30:31
Subject: Continue this story...
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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Here we go-
Stalin's fist cracked sharply against Hitler's jaw, sending the Austrian dictator reeling. Drawing his Swastika shaped shuriken, Hitler drew back his arm and prepared to launch his deadly blades. Suddenly...
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2010/11/07 05:57:47
Subject: Continue this story...
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Mordoskul wrote:Here we go-
Stalin's fist cracked sharply against Hitler's jaw, sending the Austrian dictator reeling. Drawing his Swastika shaped shuriken, Hitler drew back his arm and prepared to launch his deadly blades. Suddenly...
...Mussolini is strangling Stalin with a spaghetti noodle, Hitler not realizing what had gone on hurled the shuriken at his ally instead. Stalin breaking free from Mussolini's grasp now...
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2010/11/08 02:52:41
Subject: Continue this story...
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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When the Care-bears come in! The shuriken easily slices through the neck of peace bear, causing PTSD bear to...
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2010/11/08 03:19:57
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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chowderhead13 wrote:When the Care-bears come in! The shuriken easily slices through the neck of peace bear, causing PTSD bear to...
(Uh, chowderhead13 your continuation doesn't make sense grammatically.)
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2010/11/09 22:04:44
Subject: Continue this story...
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Cheesecat wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:When the Care-bears come in! The shuriken easily slices through the neck of peace bear, causing PTSD bear to...
(Uh, chowderhead13 your continuation doesn't make sense grammatically.)
(Sorry 'bout that, let me try again...)
... and Stalin getting hit by the shuriken. Hitler becomes so angry, he orders his evil minions to...
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2010/11/10 01:33:05
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Bake him a cake!!!!! Then....
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
  
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- Choppygutz' Warband 
- Space Marines (inactive)  |
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2010/11/10 02:36:06
Subject: Continue this story...
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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He eats it when suddenly
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!! Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2010/11/10 04:50:32
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Lord of battles wrote:He eats it when suddenly
Surrounded by mist and dramatic lighting Winston Churchill limps in, unsheathing his cane he charges towards Hitler with his unconcealed sword he...
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2010/11/10 20:48:02
Subject: Re:Continue this story...
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Barpharanges
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Hacks off his arm only for Hitler to...
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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2010/11/11 00:36:37
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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Call in a space marine drop pod full of terminators; as they rip stalin's body to shreads they.....
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!!Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2010/11/11 20:17:10
Subject: Re:Continue this story...
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Barpharanges
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Are destroyed by a angry Chuck norris with his third fist only to...
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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2010/11/11 20:45:20
Subject: Continue this story...
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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get crushed underfoot by a Emperor class Titan!!!!
but.....
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive) |
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2010/11/11 20:49:19
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:get crushed underfoot by a Emperor class Titan!!!!
but.....
did this really happen in World War II? Only one man has survived to tell the tale his name is...
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2010/11/11 21:54:51
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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Cheesecat the....
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!!Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2010/11/11 22:12:32
Subject: Re:Continue this story...
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Tasty Burrito Hugger!
Now
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2010/11/11 22:58:34
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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camboyaz wrote:Tasty Burrito Hugger!
Now
as Cheesecat opened his mouth he began to describe the real events that happened on that very day which were...
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2010/11/12 16:18:23
Subject: Continue this story...
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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... So vile that all the children in the world...
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2010/11/12 17:16:28
Subject: Re:Continue this story...
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Barpharanges
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Sh@t them selfs at the same time only to ....
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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2010/11/12 23:42:47
Subject: Continue this story...
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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be sitting on Cheesecat's lap.
And so...
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive) |
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2010/11/13 08:03:30
Subject: Re:Continue this story...
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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..the moral of the story is; When...
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2010/11/13 13:54:25
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Barpharanges
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Is monkeys can never...
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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2010/11/13 15:47:40
Subject: Continue this story...
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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eat bananas....
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!!Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2010/11/13 17:28:29
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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Without self imploding under infinite improbability
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/13 20:55:09
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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and turning into swiss cheese
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2010/11/13 22:59:03
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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Which in turn causes a flux in timespace.
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2010/11/14 02:42:25
Subject: Continue this story...
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Bringing you into a Universe were horses rule over...
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Wins: Six
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Loses: More than a dozen
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2010/11/14 19:47:45
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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...Russian peasents...
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2010/11/14 21:15:58
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...and enjoy partaking in lots of recreational...
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2010/11/14 22:55:17
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Bowling. But they also...
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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- Space Marines (inactive) |
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2010/11/15 06:50:28
Subject: Re:Continue this story...
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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consume industrious amounts of vodka,
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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