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**Jollydevil**

Overly hairy

**snurl**

tail. It took years to paint them all because...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

...he was too damn high. And so he got some cheetos out and...

**snurl**

...began to gnosh down on the crunchy snack. After awhile, the bag was empty so......

**Jollydevil**

He grabbed a bean bag chair, stripped naked, and started watching tv.

**snurl**

But soon, he was fast asleep. The infomercials and reruns had worked their hypnotic effect.
But his sleep was troubled.
In his dreams there was a..............

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

malicious and hateful entity covered in black armor, who proceeded to...

**snurl**

...stare at him all the time while drooling and saying something about ...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

blood-incrusted pancakes. He tried to run away, but the mysterious being was too fast...

**snurl**

...and all the while the floor felt like gooey quicksand; he went nowhere no matter how fast he tried to run. The black thing was so close now that....

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

he could smell it's breath. It smelt of death and...

**snurl**

...could have made a maggot gag. Suddenly a door appeared in front of him. Lunging for the door and flinging it open he found...........

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

bronies armed with power weapons. They lunged, echoing the war cry known as "The My Little Pony theme song". And soon..

**snurl**

...the black thing dissapeared in a hail of gunfire and the sun came out and all was well again until.....

**Ogryn**

An enormous elf came out and...

**Death Gear**

ate a bunch of candy until.....

**Ogryn**

He got the flu. Suddenly, a magical...

**snurl**

....window opened in the sky and sand came pouring out of it.

**CthuluIsSpy**

The sand drowned all the bronies.

**snurl**

It slowly filled the room, suffocating all within until...

**InquisitorVaron**

The room flipped upside down like a sand timer, which caused...

**snurl**

..all of the sand to slowly run back out of the room through a hole in the ceiling.

**CthuluIsSpy**

But the dead bronies clogged up the hole, leaving most of the sand in the room.

**InquisitorVaron**

Extreme heat coursed through the room encasing everything in liquid glass when...

**snurl**

The alarm went off and the dreams were shattered.

**Chuck Norris**

Then his face...

**4oursword**

exploded.

**BlapBlapBlap**

The PDF were killed to a man.

**snurl**

The very next day,.....

**ZOMBIE CAT**

....Thay went back in time to two days before yesterday.