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**Mordoskul**

...Where the post immediatly became political...

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but the place was already full of mindless zombies so

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

....it was not important. But the HorseWarriors found away into our dimension and decided that the Russian Peasents can have the other one,for they wanted this one,so......

**Mordoskul**

...some serious dude-wailing occured...

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when the horses began to

**Torin the Wayfarer**

...Steal all of the ladies in the town because...

**Avatar 720**

...Nobody can resist such stallions when...

**xXSir MontyXx**

a group of crazed horse wranglers caught them all for a rodeo hosted by.....

**Mordoskul**

...Morgan Freeman, who had since been transformed into a Lich...

**xXSir MontyXx**

he attracted all to his rodeo with his narrative calming voice, when out of nowhere...

**Mordoskul**

...Came a Herpelopolis...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

...escourted by T-Rexes in F-14s coming to destroy the Rodeo because...

**xXSir MontyXx**

intent on banishing Morgan Freeman to the 99th dimension from whence he came. But...

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then, just in the nick of time, the Russian peasants

**xXSir MontyXx**

they leapt from their seats in the rodeo, and chained the beast down to be trampled by the horses and all of their horse might. The T-Rex's soon crashed from.....

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their lack of hands of the right size to use the controls in the F-14s

**Torin the Wayfarer**

...But luckily they had some spares in their garage and really big gloves...

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so they were able to land and

**Mordoskul**

...Lash Morgan Freeman with iron chains...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

and transport him by a Pelican to the 99th Demension to be...........

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sold as dog treats

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

And now that Grand Lich Freeman is dogchow,the 99th dimension emideatlyimploded due to eating such a powerful being and,giving our realm all....

**Mordoskul**

...of his spawn...

**Avatar 720**

...regardless of their Geneseed mutations, which had...

**Mordoskul**

...caused them to speak in a warm, calming voice, perfect for narations...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

and so forth brought world peace. Making Earth perfect for a invading......

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army of angry pumpkins, some half rotten with

**Mordoskul**

...the remaining unholy magicks employed by Stalin...

**Torin the Wayfarer**

...Which was nearly all gone...

**Avatar 720**

...Thanks to a plague of narcissistic...