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And had to take all of their final exams over again.

This infuriated them, because...

Annie Oakley shot his pantaloons.

...and to make matters worse, their notes had been burnt and they had forgotten all their studies soon after the first exam was over. Then, to really make everyone mad, Red Wizard shot the food.

and the food twas no more. And Red Wizard was chased out of...

the castle to the eye of terror wher he was teleported to Camelot! But he decided not to visit camelot for camelot is a silly place.

To which the filthy peasant responded "It's only a model...."

...and there was much rejoicing.

And so the red wizard went to find the holy grail.

He rode with Arthur, King of the Britons. Also Arthurs Knights, their squires, servants and minstrels.

But he was eated up (nom nom nom) by the killer white bunny.

then the killer bunney exploded and left guts everywhere.

And there was much rejoicing.

Then they came to the bridge, where there was a old man whom said....

"What is your quest?"

One of the minstrils said "Uhhh.." and was flung into the air.....

But Arthur replied boldly, "to seek the holy grail".
To which the old man asked, "What is your name?"

"Aurthur, Whats yours?" He said

"Uhhh" said the old man and was flung into the pit under the bridge of death.

"oh.. that was easy..." said Aurthur...

And they ventured forth, were they found...

A shrubbery!

But it was guarded by the knights who say.....

"IRIKEKEKEKE KA Patanga!"....

And so they asked the knights who say "IRIKEKEKEKE KA Patanga! what they want...

in exchange for information on the whereabouts of the holy grail.

and so the knights replied that they wanted... THE SHRUBBERY!

And so, a shrubbery was prepared and presented to the vigilant knights, who responded in turn by....

"put it over by the rose bushes."

When Arthur's men approached the rose bushes they were suprised by a large white rabbit who rushed out from beneath them. "I'm late!", screamed the rabbit, who then rushed twoards a grail shaped hole in the base of a hollow tree trunk.

Arthur obviously seeing this as a sign from God, he went in after the rabbit.

"Egad!" said Arthur, when he realised that this was not a tree at all, but the gaping maw of the Legendary Black Beast of Aarrrrrrgh!