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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*continues shouting in the distance*
YOU FETHING IDIOT! IF THAT WAS A REAL GRENADE YOU WOULD HAVE JUST BLOWN UP YOUR WHOLE SQUAD!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*hisses angrily*

They will not wear some collar. I am fully capable of handling them, and I only brought them here with the intent of helping to defend this place.

*turns to OT and gives a snort*

I doubt that the younglings would fit inside. And they aren't here as house pets, so you need not worry.

*looks at Yarrick*

Thank you for trusting me, commisar. I'm glad to see that not everyone doubts my decisions.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Wakes up and yawns*

Good morning everyone, how are things going?

*Spots the knarloc's*

How did those get here?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

It was the Shaper. HE brought those abominations in here!

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Abominations? I had thought higher of you, yet you berate me for helping. Tell me, why do you distrust the creatures of Pech?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Looks at OT and raises an eyebrow*

Why are they abominations?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*has moved onto Hand-to-Hand combat*
YOU FETHING GAK-HEADS! YOU WOULDN'T LAST TWO SECONDS AGAINST A GROT! DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE SHARP END OF THE BLADE FROM THE BLUNT END?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Animals, creatures fouling up everything! They can't be trusted!

*Ra makes a face*

Ra: You alright boss?

OT: Yes of course! I'm fine! Leave me be!

*OT rushes off to lab. Ra and Cal both look concerned, Horus and Morri are to busy watching wrestling to notice.*

Ra: Something's wrong. He's never been like this before...


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*training has ended for the day*
*walks up next to the crew pinching the bridge of his nose*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

I hope he's not usually like this.

I found the remark quite offensive.

*Sigh*

Never mind that, I shall be back I'm off to get something to eat.

OOC be back in like 2 hours

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Looks like you had fun training the conscripts, sergeant Hartman.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*sighs*
Yep, half of them don't know the dangerous end of a lasgun from the stock, but they're getting better. Although one of them tried to throw a grenade, pulled the pin and then threw it at the target dummy instead of the grenade itself.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Ra offers Zerg a pizza*

Ra: I, I'm sorry about that. I need to see what's bugging him. I've never seen him like this.

*Ra goes to find OT. 5 minutes later he comes flying out of the lab crashing into a chair. Ra gets up and looks stunned*

This, this is wrong. I think something happened to him when he fought Conquest. I'm his oldest friend and I've never seen him act like this

*Horus also looks concerned but goes to bawl out the recruits to vent*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/06 00:52:31


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Wakes up again and gets out of bed*

*Walk to the kitchen and comes out with a sandwich*

Whats up?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Ra: Something's wrong with OT. He's being incredibly... mean and nasty. I've never seen him act like this before

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I'll have a chat with him. He probably won't hurt me.

*Gets up and knocks on OT's door*

Yo Nick, can I come in?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*walks up next to Vanden*
Is OT being pissy or something like that?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT comes out looking crabby*

What do you want? I'm busy... working

*OT makes sure no-one can see behind him into the lab*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/06 01:26:23


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

How am I meant to know? I just woke up. But yea, apparently he has been, so I want to have a chat with him.

*Continues knocking on OT's door*

Oh, hey Nick. You want to have a chat?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/06 01:26:22


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
*OT comes out looking crabby*

What do you want? I'm busy... working

*OT makes sure no-one can see behind him into the lab*


You're being a jerk to everyone. We want to know why. This isn't normal for you, so don't give us that crap of "It's nothing!"

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Stands infront of WK*

Please, this situation requires finesse. So please, leave it to me.

*Turns to OT*

Care to talk somewhere private? You have something on your mind, and it is affecting you.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Oh. Have you ever seen Full Metal Jacket?
*Stares at a point above Marla's shoulder for a while*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT's eye widen in panic. Slamming the door to the lab everyone hears loud clattering and banging.*

Ra: Right, I've had enough.

*Ra kicks open the door. OT is cramming vials of liquid into a case. He turns and speaks in a voice not his own, but deep and harsh.

Voice from OT's mouth: You shall all die! I shall have revenge for Bastet!

*OT bowls over the crew in his attempt to escape*

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Dodges OT and wraps arm around his neck*

C'mon Nick, this ain't you!

*Plants feet on ground and pulls the possessed OT back*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*leaps backwards to avoid being crushed*
*gets on the vox*
SEND REINFORCEMENTS TO SECTOR ALPHA-ZULU OVER!
*several Chimeras full of Guardsmen drive into the area and attempt to corral OT*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT chokes as his neck it grabbed and for a moment seems to come to himself*

OT: NO! Stop! Leave me! Too... powerfull

Voice: Agh! Witch!

*Possessed OT breaks Amelia's arm and runs towards the door. Ra tackles him just before he reaches it*

Ra: LET GO OF MY BOSS!

*Ra delivers a single punch knocking OT cold*

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Calls out in pain*

*Falls back onto ground*

Fething...Every...Time...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*several teams of Guardsmen rush over to OT and inject him with enough sedatives to put down a Helbrute*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Ra carries OT to a cell whilst Cal tends to Amelia's arm*

Cal: It's actually not that bad a break. Give a few weeks and you'll be right as rain!

*Ra closes the cell door looking grim*

Ra: We haven't had to use this in a long time. This is the oldest part of Orkamart. Nick built this cell to keep others safe during his suicide attempts. Most of what he tried would kill planets

*Morri walks up holding the case*

Morri: You mean like this stuff? You mix 2 of these vials together and you get the explosive force of about 60 suns imploding.

Horus: This is serious. We're dealing with something older than even us. That kind of weapons is ancient beyond reasoning.

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

It still makes me armless...

*Gets up and groans*

So what? He's possessed? It mentioned something about Bastet, so maybe this is what was helping her at the start of the fight?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
 
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