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2012/01/17 09:55:06
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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On your opponent's turn, stare at him while slowly trying to put your entire hand in your mouth. DO NOT SMILE OR BREAK EYE CONTACT.
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2012/01/17 10:53:11
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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When you roll a one for a vehicle's explosion radius, yell at the top of your lungs "EXPLOSIONS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!!"
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What I have
 ~4100
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/17 19:59:34
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
Hatfield, PA
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Plunk down 50 identical tactical marines on the table and proceed to explain how "this marine has a heavy bolter", "this marine has a missile launcher", "these marines are assault marines", etc. etc.
Skriker
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 CSM 6k points  CSM 4k points
 CSM 4.5k points  CSM 3.5k points
and Daemons 4k points each
 Renegades 4k points
 SM 4k points
 SM 2.5k Points
 3K  2.3k
EW, MW and LW British in Flames of War |
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2012/01/17 20:13:33
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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azazel the cat wrote:On your opponent's turn, stare at him while slowly trying to put your entire hand in your mouth. DO NOT SMILE OR BREAK EYE CONTACT.
ROFLMAO!
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"Elysians: For when you absolutely, positively, must have 100% casualties" |
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2012/01/17 20:30:33
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Fixture of Dakka
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Walk in dressed as *insert random character name here, e.g pacman*. Say nothing to explain yourself.
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2012/01/19 18:34:17
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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If your an IG mass player name everyone of your units, and scream and cry when they die scream there name.
"NOH! LEMAN RUSSY! NOOOOOOO!"
If you opponent tells you to shut up scream at him for being so insensitive.
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""  |
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2013/02/01 21:33:46
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Fixture of Dakka
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misread january 2012 as january 2013. Whoops.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/02/01 21:34:15
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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