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35: Make "Vrooom vroom" sounds when moving vehicles

Bring a Koala and say he's your tactical advisor. Then throw him at your opponent mid-game.

37. Throw a dead racoon at your opponent.

use a blue permission deck

39. Bring a hot pizza and tell your opponent you're going to share. Open the pizza box and throw the steaming, flesh melting pizza at his face and declare victory.

40. Give your opponent a knowing glance and mention that your safe word is "Ulthwe" and that he should keep that in mind for after the game...

41. Bring a sock puppet to the game and consult with it for every tactical desicion.
42. Bring a small, unmarked box to the game. Ask if your opponent disagrees with Nuclear war. Say no more.
43. Disallow your opponent to move through wooded areas because they're damaging the environment.
44. Stick Chaos Space Marines in your arms using the spikes before the game begins, then run into the room shouting "THEY'RE ALIVE!"
45. Hold a funeral for each one of your models when it dies. Gather everyone round, humm appropriate music, the whole shebang.

46. Put a Callidus Assassin(or Marbo) on your army tray or conveniently close by(say, where your reserves are), regardless of whether they're in your list. Refuse to show your opponent your list.

Learn to do that russian kicking dance, and then play this while performing said dance for 30 minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GHJvQSlBCY

Claim it pleases the Communist gods and will affect your dice rolls. Invite him to join in and then mock him when he cant properly dance. Bonus points if he actually sticks around and plays the game, double points if you do actually get better rolls. Lost points if he actually knows how to do that dance too.

47. Shoot rubber bands at your opponent's squads, saying it's an orbital strike.

48. Use a giga melta (paint stripping hot air gun) to melt the most valuble model they have into a puddle of molten plastic
49. use a mega melta (hair drier) to blow over the models
50. drop a hot drink over the board
51. ????
52. profit!

53. Play an entire game with headphones around your neck blaring death metal so your opponent has to yell at you for you to hear and question everything you say because you are speaking softly. (yes this actually happened to me lol)

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:41. Bring a sock puppet to the game and consult with it for every tactical desicion.
42. Bring a small, unmarked box to the game. Ask if your opponent disagrees with Nuclear war. Say no more.
43. Disallow your opponent to move through wooded areas because they're damaging the environment.
44. Stick Chaos Space Marines in your arms using the spikes before the game begins, then run into the room shouting "THEY'RE ALIVE!"
45. Hold a funeral for each one of your models when it dies. Gather everyone round, humm appropriate music, the whole shebang.

Have done 41...
The rest are sheer genius...
54. Copy your long time opponents fluff or squad names with only slight alterations e.g. Squad Alpha turns into sqaud Shmalpha

Tell your opponent that his girlfriend would have been very displeased with him in bed. If he says he has a girlfriend, tell him he wont have one anymore after this game.

#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.

MechaEmperor7000 wrote:Tell your opponent that his girlfriend would have been very displeased with him in bed. If he says he has a girlfriend, tell him he wont have one anymore after this game.

lol. Sex for the sex god!

Pretend to be a dalek

BE a Dalek.

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.

Hawaiian is my favorite though...

purplefood wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.

Hawaiian is my favorite though...

juraigamer wrote:35: Make "Vrooom vroom" sounds when moving vehicles

I do this frequently, actually I do it every match, including the screeching noises when it hand brake turns or generally corners round objects

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.

Hawaiian is my favorite though...

Very tasteful image here... seriously go check if you don't believe me

Is this discrimination gonna be as bad as the prejudice against ginger people?

#59: Bring magnets to every game with bits from every army in the game on them. Mount these bits on all of your vehicles/MCs as trophies, or on the genitals of your infantry models (if applicable)...

purplefood wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.

Hawaiian is my favorite though...

Very tasteful image here... seriously go check if you don't believe me

Is this discrimination gonna be as bad as the prejudice against ginger people?

Hope not, Hawaiian's my fave, too.

# Emperor only knows-

Rant about how annoying top tier Necrons army are.

When the player of an army with only a few good units/abilities in it used those abilities against you, complain that his army is pure cheese. Works especially well if you are playing cheesy Blood Angels, Wolves or Knights.

So far the "Koala as your tactical adviser is my favorite". I've had the blaring music problem - we play at the youth center of a local church and EVERYONE wants to put on their own music - and play it too loud for Warhammer.

60. Invite your girlfriend/boyfriend who knows nothing about Warhammer, and tell them you'll buy something nice (girlfriend) or...whatever girlfriends entice their men with...>_>...if they ask about all your opponent's models and try to grab them during the game.

EDIT: Yeah, I can also pass on Pineapple. I love having Meat in my mouth! :-D Meat Lovers' for the win.

EDIT2: Typos.

Platuan4th wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.

Hawaiian is my favorite though...

Very tasteful image here... seriously go check if you don't believe me

Is this discrimination gonna be as bad as the prejudice against ginger people?

Hope not, Hawaiian's my fave, too.

You people make me sick. Pineapple on pizza? Gross.

TheRedArmy wrote:Yeah, I can also pass on Pineapple. I love having Meat in my mouth! :-D Meat Lovers' for the win.

Lol. What can I say, I also love meat in the mouth?

for.... the.... wiiiiiiiiin.....

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
You people make me glad. Pineapple on pizza? Awesome.

FYP.