100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy

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**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Platuan4th wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
You people make me sad. Editing my correct post? Unnecessary

FYP.

Fixed YOUR post

**jadebullet**

The only thing that belongs on a pizza is meat, cheese and sauce. Best pizza, meatlovers with riccotta cheese. Worse pizza, Vegan special.

61: Play IG, but ask not to play with moral. (I don't know how to play with moral yet because of this. [my friend played IG and got me into the game.])
62: Use the old IG armored company rules.
63: Claim that because your BA based chapter has embraced the red thirst, you get to field nothing but Mephiston clones, and Khorne Berserker clones.

**purplefood**

64. Field nothing and say that all of your models haven't come out yet and using GWs rules you are using their non-existent models.
65. Field nothing and say that your army like Draigo is in the warp carving their names onto hearts
66.Field eveything you have, trees, cushions, cats. Then say it is a proxy for an apocalypse formation named "Deadly mundanity"

**Asherian Command**

67: Claim you have won the game
68: Tell primarch jokes the entire time.
69: State you are the worlds greatest player, and when he beats you say at making you believe stuff
70: Make jokes with your models.
71: when your oppenent turns his back on you replace every single heavy soldier (Granted enough time) with less expensive units
72: paint rainbows on all your tanks.
73: Sound southern and start proclaiming that the Inqusition is targeting your childern.
74: act nerdier than anyone and tuck in your shirt and wear huge glasses, bring a note pad and pen and mutter to yourself frequently.
75: speak different languages in game
76: give sound effects to everything
77: Give a sports commentary on the game.
78: Sound like Sean Connery
79: pullout the rulebook every time your opponent targets you, telling him you need to check up the rules.
80: role each dice one at a time, with a 2 second delay between each.
81: Grin frequently at the models

**jadebullet**

Exception to rule 78: If you actually are Sean Connery.

82: Send your Lootas over to one of his wrecked vehicles, and then take a dremmel out of your bag as you reach for the model.

**purplefood**

83. Dispute the fact he can see you and you aren't in cover even if you are in the open and he can clearly see you. (I'm told the rule book automatically grants you a 5+ cover save if you do

)

**Asherian Command**

jadebullet wrote:Exception to rule 78: If you actually are Sean Connery.

80: Send your Lootas over to one of his wrecked vehicles, and then take a dremmel out of your bag as you reach for the model.

you mean 82? You guys are horrible counters XD
84: Start coughing randomly when its your opponents turn.

**jadebullet**

85: Store your Plague Marines in raw meat and leave it out in the sun for that "Authentic Smell" before each match.

**Asherian Command**

jadebullet wrote:85: Store your Plague Marines in raw meat and leave it out in the sun for that "Authentic Smell" before each match.

LOL!

I approve of that.

86: Inform your opponent that you have entered his mind, and plan on performing inception upon him.
87: Start laughing when you see your opponents models, but when he asks what you laughing at say, "Because I realized I just won."

**purplefood**

88. USe your shoes as tanks
89.Use a Welsh rulebook and codex
90.Speak only in Welsh

**juraigamer**

91: When playing CSM or demons, only speak in tongues at all times while playing. Then try to claim all your models count as ignoring shaken and stunned on the vehicle damage table.

**Alphapod**

92. Play Tau. Insist that every casualty you take gave his/her life for the greater good.

93. Run a list that consists only of a basic Captain and then as many tacticals with bolters as you can fit into the list (preferable combat squadded or in squads of 5). Include devs with bolter (but no heavy weapons) as necessary. Scouts with bolters may also be included if stretched for points or models. 1+ Points if run against an Ork Greentide.

**MechaEmperor7000**

94.) Take some crap, polish it and carve it into dice shape and make them evidently loaded. Roll them with gloves on. When your opponent gets annoyed at your "magic dice" let him use it. Then at the end of the game tell him what they are.

95.) Bring Laser pointers and point them at your enemy's model and call your pointers lascannons. Go "Zapzap" at a point in the armor and roll for an actual lascannon hit.

**Ecurb The Mighty**

95. When your opponent is attempting armor saves, start speaking in Latin tongues. When asked exactly what the hell you're doing, say performing last rites on the soon to be dead models. ( I do this from time to time, just because the other guys in my group get a kick out of it)

**MechaEmperor7000**

97.) Sing the "hi ho" song sung by the dwarves from Snow White while moving your troops.

**ChrisWWII**

MechaEmperor7000 wrote:
95.) Bring Laser pointers and point them at your enemy's model. Go "Zapzap" at a point in the armor and say you inflicted instant death.

No no, for each zap roll for a lasgun hit.

**MechaEmperor7000**

edited! Although I upgraded them to Lascannosn.

**Blitza da warboy**

98: Become a diplomat and try to establish peace instead of war

**snake**

Narrate the obvious. Most preferably repeat things s/he tells you as if you need to inform him/her.

**ChrisWWII**

Blitza da warboy wrote:98: Become a diplomat and try to establish peace instead of war

Then Kren and Frep will just screw things up...

**TheRedArmy**

99. Surrender when the slightest thing goes wrong, preferably before you take a turn. Then insist on a rematch.

EDIT: Made it better.

**MechaEmperor7000**

That makes 100.

**Sir Pseudonymous**

100) Take reavers, and insist that the bladevane line is charted by the function A*sin(B*x), where A and B are such that the line curves onto whichever unit you want hit. Spend ungodly amounts of time attempting to calculate these variables. Bonus points for superfluously including derivatives and or integrals to unnecessarily complicate the process. More bonus points if the unit you target is actually on a straight line between the start and end points.

**KamenRiderW**

+1 to sock puppet....going to do that @ colonial GT this year

**Eftz3**

Good job! We got 100.

Lets see if we can get 250!

**Fury_00011**

101) take a smoke break every time it's ur turn.

**Zoot**

102) Push your opponent's models back every time you suspect they move more than 6 inches (every time you move)

103) Run armies of over 100 models, bunch the units up and don't differentiate the squads

104) Bunch all the models in an army together and claim they receive cover saves because no matter which unit you're shooting at you're shooting through part of another unit

105) Field an army full of terminators with thunder hammers and storm shields

106) Field an IG gunline army that involves doing nothing but rolling dice

107) Use bases instead of actual models because you haven't bought them yet (these have all happened to me)

**winnertakesall**

107. Model all your units to look like this band, play it loudly, humm the tune, and answer every question or statement your oppnent asks with lyrics from the song.

EDIT- and claim that lead singer has a shooting attack named 'Awesomeness', Strength 10, AP 1, Heavy 30000000000, Blast 100', to represent flames of awesomeness.

**purplefood**

108. Field an army of exact clones. e.g. every single SM has a bolter and bolt pistol and power armour and there is nothing else on the field but them.

**Devastator**

109 dress up as Teletubbi
110 randomly yell: hey look plastic herp derp monsters! and point something