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2012/01/15 00:45:07
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Bane Thrall
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When deep striking, physically drop the model on the table, even if it hits you/your opponents guys. (bonus points for doing this with a monolith)
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They stare into your soul.
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2012/01/15 00:54:08
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Flatulence.
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Ever thought 40k would be a lot better with bears?
Codex: Bears.
NOW WITH MR BIGGLES AND HIS AMAZING FLYING CONTRAPTION |
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2012/01/15 00:55:49
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Regular Dakkanaut
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When dropping a template literally means dropping a template.
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2012/01/15 01:04:43
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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When you use your Valkryies make cheesy plane and helicopter sounds.
Dress up as a Commisar or Inquistor for your local tournament and go around inspecting IG, Space Marine, Grey Knight, and Sisters of Battle armies for "heresy"
Bonus points if you take a model from one of those armies and smash it under your boots for "Heresy"
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""  |
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2012/01/15 01:07:05
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Alexzandvar wrote:When you use your Valkryies make cheesy plane and helicopter sounds.
Dress up as a Commisar or Inquistor for your local tournament and go around inspecting IG, Space Marine, Grey Knight, and Sisters of Battle armies for "heresy"
Anyone who did that to me would immediately get a punch in the face.
Just saying.
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Ever thought 40k would be a lot better with bears?
Codex: Bears.
NOW WITH MR BIGGLES AND HIS AMAZING FLYING CONTRAPTION |
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2012/01/15 01:09:38
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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Joey wrote:Alexzandvar wrote:When you use your Valkryies make cheesy plane and helicopter sounds.
Dress up as a Commisar or Inquistor for your local tournament and go around inspecting IG, Space Marine, Grey Knight, and Sisters of Battle armies for "heresy"
Anyone who did that to me would immediately get a punch in the face.
Just saying.
I have not been to a tournament myself, but the people who I have talked to say that the ones they go to most of them often have people dressing up as various creatures/people from the Warhammer 40k universe, and that it is always great fun.
They say one time that a guy hollowed out a monitor and put it on his head, and pretended to be a "Machine spirit"
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?"" |
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2012/01/15 02:32:21
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Regular Dakkanaut
Kefitzat Haderech
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These have been my top tier favourites so far:
MechaEmperor7000 wrote:2.) Roll every single dice one by one, and claim that this pleases the Dice Gods. If you do actually get better rolls, praise the Dice gods endlessly. If not, say your opponent's mass rolling is pissing the Dice Gods off.
physcosamatic wrote:18. After each turn carry on dramatically about what has happened and role play it with sound effects and arm actions +2 if you bump the table as well.
"OMG YOUR CHAOS SPACE MARINE GOT FACE PWNED BY MY EPIC ULTRAMARINE MIGHTY BOLTER ROUND OF DOOM!" *you jump up and pretend your fist is a bolter projectile and slow motion act out punching yourself in the face and making loud noises*
yeenoghu wrote:use a blue permission deck
purplefood wrote:54. Copy your long time opponents fluff or squad names with only slight alterations e.g. Squad Alpha turns into sqaud Shmalpha
Scorax001 wrote:Laugh a lot. When your opponent asks why, say "because of this" and belly-flop onto his entire army. 
FuryTheBerserker wrote:Lift weights for years and go play without shirt and flex your muscles when you kill something or when you take a hit without losing the unit and tell your opponent that is because you have so epic body. 
Defiler37 wrote:When deep striking, physically drop the model on the table, even if it hits you/your opponents guys. (bonus points for doing this with a monolith)
(I actually do this one with drop pods — not my own, of course!  )
Alexzandvar wrote:Dress up as a Commisar or Inquistor for your local tournament and go around inspecting IG, Space Marine, Grey Knight, and Sisters of Battle armies for "heresy"
Bonus points if you take a model from one of those armies and smash it under your boots for "Heresy"
My own contribution:
Take all your units completely unassembled and in their sprue, preferably in their original boxes, and claim they ‘count as assembled and painted’.
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2012/01/15 06:23:43
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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Every time any enemy Space Marine player makes a move, pull out a book with the cover replaced with a Codex Astartes cover.
Then open the book to a random page, then point inside the book and yell at your opponent, THE CODEX ASTARTES DOES NOT SUPPORT THAT ACTION!
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?"" |
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2012/01/15 06:29:00
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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If a unit deepstrikes then mishaps then dies, simply pick up that unit, throw it on the ground and yell "THE EMPARORAH PROTECTS!!!" at the top of your lungs.
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 Badork Magthugs 2000Pts WAAAGH Wins: 23 Loses: 4 Draws: 4
Ork Tournament Wins: 2
 Purge the Unclean 5000Pts Wins: 33 Loses: 7 Draws: 5
Castellan Crowe used to be good, then he took a Lascannon to the face. |
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2012/01/15 06:38:09
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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a Million bro points if you bring a torch to a tourny and run around screaming at people.
"CARRY THE EMPERORS WILL AS YOUR TORCH"
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?"" |
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2012/01/15 10:15:28
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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Loving this thread!
### - Read this thread while your opponent is deploying. Gasp suddenly and leave the store. Come back a couple of hours later and do as many things on this thread as possible. 
### - Arrange a game with someone. Make sure it is specifically 40k that you arranged. Turn up with 3000pts of Ogres and play using fantasy rules.
"My Tyrant declares a CHALLENGE ON YOUR CHAPLAIN!!!!"
"So, thats 6 impact hits at str6 on your tactical Squad..."
### - Every time you kill a model or something goes amiss for your Opponent yell "SUCKS TO BE YOU!"
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2012/01/15 10:52:01
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Play with an army that consists of legs glued to a stand, Then yell blood for the blood god every 5 minutes.
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2012/01/15 11:19:35
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Make a My Little Pony Themed Army
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/15 15:39:08
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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I like to play the rocky horror picture show because it bothers a friend a mine when we play. He just hates cross dressers.
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 4k and rising
 almost 2k
 3k
 1k
 planning 2k
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2012/01/15 15:42:52
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Model your army after RHPS.
Imagine it, Calgar in fishnets and a corset
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/15 15:43:32
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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Wonderful idea.
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4k and rising
almost 2k
3k
1k
planning 2k
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2012/01/15 16:03:39
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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CthuluIsSpy wrote:Make a My Little Pony Themed Army
Oh CthululsSpy!
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?"" |
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2012/01/15 18:48:13
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Regular Dakkanaut
Kefitzat Haderech
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2012/01/15 18:52:27
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Somebody purge it...please...for the love of Slaanesh. God too, I guess. God would probably want that thing purged.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2012/01/15 18:58:28
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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XXX = Field an army of pony crons.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/15 19:09:42
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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CthuluIsSpy wrote:XXX = Field an army of pony crons.
HERESY
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?"" |
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2012/01/15 19:14:28
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Regular Dakkanaut
Kefitzat Haderech
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2012/01/15 19:20:37
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Any just like that, this has become a brony thread.
Oh deer.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/15 19:20:42
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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Amazing!
EDIT: I see what you did there Cthulu......
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/01/15 19:21:12
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?"" |
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2012/01/15 19:21:35
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Regular Dakkanaut
Kefitzat Haderech
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CthuluIsSpy wrote:Any just like that, this has become a brony thread.
Oh deer.
Bwahahaha! I see what you deered there…
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2012/01/15 19:23:27
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Emperor willing, you will stop the cancer right this instant.
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2012/01/15 19:24:27
Subject: Re:100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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XXX2 = When shooting at the enemy, roll your dice by throwing them at his models.
Extra troll points if you make pew pew noises, and aim carefully for EACH one.
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What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/01/15 19:25:55
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Scream for the emperor!
Everytime its your turn declare a break for yourself. Grab a cellphone and start giggling manically.
Don't bring pants to the store.
bring a crowd of people and have them all wear monocles and business suits and top hats. Tell them to agree with everything said, with "YES YES QUITE SO!"
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2012/01/15 19:29:03
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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Asherian Command wrote:Scream for the emperor!
Everytime its your turn declare a break for yourself. Grab a cellphone and start giggling manically.
Don't bring pants to the store.
bring a crowd of people and have them all wear monocles and business suits and top hats. Tell them to agree with everything said, with "YES YES QUITE SO!"
Bring a box with 2 pistols in it and challenge you opponent to a dual for "Insulting your honor", bonus points if agrees.
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?"" |
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2012/01/15 19:43:34
Subject: 100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy
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Dakka Veteran
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Wear a suit, sungasses and a ridiculous pointy hair style and go around and say,
ATTENTION WARGAMERS, WARHAMMER 40k IS OFFICIALLY MORE BADASS THEN A CHILDREN's CARD GAME
or ATTENTION WARGAMERS, MY HAIR MAKES DRAIGO's FLUFF LOOK LIKE SOMETHING WRITTEN BY DAN ABNETT
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7500+ flesh tearers 