100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy

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**Belexar**

369) Play Squats. Bonus points if they worship Malal. Doublle points if you bring your army to a tournament.

**bloodaxegit**

Whenever any enemy unit enters play, reply "nope, Chuck Testa!" Bonus points for placing a model of Chuck Testa instead.

**KplKeegan**

Calling a Waaagh! so you're Squiggs can gob your opponents most beloved unit. They've eaten so much that my friend is going to model them with Cave Squigs instead.

**Billagio**

As IG,convince a tau player in a friendly game to bring alot of railguns by flaunting all your pretty tanks, then make a list consisting entirely of infantry and powerblobs.

**Sunoccard**

As a necron player convince a IG player of the speed you crush his tanks, then play a tesla list against his footsloggers.

**Killadoza**

Get a Super Mario sound board on your phone. Play the death sound for your losses, bringing the flag down for his losses, fire ball sound for flamers and meltas, the sprinting moise during Run, Mushroom noise for bonus attack on charge, etc.

**Sasori**

Yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" then slit your throat, and bleed all over everyone's minis.

Warning: You can only do this once.

**termin8r**

Move all the terrain to cover your units and leave your opponent out in the open, then act like nothing happened.

Automatically Appended Next Post:
Proxy with washers every time you play.

**yamgrenade**

termin8r wrote:
Proxy with washers every time you play.

Bonus: all washer differ by a hundredth of an inch. Whenever your opponent asks which unit is which, look exasperated and tell him you've told him already.

**Draigo**

Play the newest "cheese" codex.. always a fan favorite. The eyes rolled when Joww was used.

**kinratha**

Say that all of IG lasguns are realy Lascannons, FRFSRF makes them TL

**AzureDeath**

Get the armies all deployed and they think they have first turn then you say, I brought Baron Sathonyx so I'm going first, after they put their army in a fashion to do heavy casualties to you first and then unload and watch them remove theirs first. Classic

**AtomicEngineer**

Ask the opponent which unit they have most pride in painting, and take it off the board in the first turn.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Find your enemy's deathstar unit and wash over horde after horde of gretchin.

**Doctadeth**

Field a gretchin runthorde. Done it to someone. Really annoyed him as well.

**smudgethekat**

Spend as much time as you can deciding which models to take off the table when you take casualties. Rank them in order of which are best painted, which have the coolest conversions, best poses, who has killed more stuff.
Bonus points if you have to ask the opponent for his input, and when he says "I don't care" cry and run away.

**Mr. Oddity**

Bring a real pistol when playing IG. When a squad fails morale, pull your pistol and shoot one of them. Immediately re-roll, claiming you're a Comissar. Bonus if your opponent lets you (extra bonus if the cops aren't called).

Pardon me: 69th post. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

**Leonus Cohol**

You must drive your car into your enemies own car if attempting to ram.

**CuddlySquig**

Do a victory dance every time your opponent fails an armour save.

**pizzaguardian**

slowly inch the terrain on your side to enemies gunline
bonus points if you have units on that terrain
double bonus points knudging actually got you in range for a double dice melta penetration

**dreadfury101**

Bring a Zune and a speaker system, play necrons and whenever its your turn pump yourself up by blasting "reptiles theme" from mortal kombat.

for those of you who dont know it,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy-2ZvkIbL4

**AzureDeath**

One I used to do before I was told I couldn't any more was call the dice rolls of my opponents and being right pretty much most of time, it was funny.

**thunderpanda**

Call cover and BLOS from dark eldar pain tokens

**Warboss Gutrip**

Play a terminator army, and don't fail a single armour save for the whole game.

**Minopikle16**

35: Every single time when ur opponent does something ask him to see codex to make sure thats legal

**Draigo**

Hide your dice rolls or scoop up your dic fast after rolling on ur side..

**sudojoe**

Play a GK army and build it with cotez and about 72 demon hosts on foot. You will have to reroll a D6 for every single model every single turn! (damn your FOC limit) I'd do more rolls but can't fit more than 12 in a group.

Wierdly, this is an actually legal army though chances of winning are slim @_@ and technically you really would have to do this...

**liquidjoshi**

Warboss Gutrip wrote:Play a terminator army, and don't fail a single armour save for the whole game.

I only failed three... two were on a Librarian... does that count?

Claim that your opponent is lucky if they ever roll a 5+. Do this every time they roll a 5+, even if 4+ or lower was required.

**Alexzandvar**

Spend the entire game shouting silly DoW quotes.

Bonus points if you say lines relevant to your current operating race.

+1,000,000 points if you actually take the time to make a COMMANDER BOREALE and have him be your Force Commander. Then spend the entire game lecturing your opponent on the Codex Astartes and name every single tactical move you make.

+ Infinite points if you actually preform STEEHL RAHN in a game.

**funkyh**

Give your army paintball rounds and instead of wounding, every roll to hit, you pull out a pot of paint and put a dot on your opponents models.