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Chuck norris because he is chuck norris therefore all other arguments ar rendered invalid

I think Matt Ward is the most powerful being in the whole of Warhammer 40k ^.^

He can destroy any of the others in what ever way he want's

Matt is the greatest,
SoK

I'd say Tzneentch cause you can't really beat him cause he's a schemer and he takes the form of others.

But the God Emperor of Mankind is the best of them all!

Also aren't Nurgle,Khorne,Slaneesh,and Tzneentch scared of Malal?

Vires` wrote:I'd say Tzneentch cause you can't really beat him cause he's a schemer and he takes the form of others.

But the God Emperor of Mankind is the best of them all!

Also aren't Nurgle,Khorne,Slaneesh,and Tzneentch scared of Malal?

Why should they? Last time i checked they fear only Draigo...

Dude... It has to be Matt Ward himself... grand vizier of storytelling.

KingDeath wrote:

Vires` wrote:I'd say Tzneentch cause you can't really beat him cause he's a schemer and he takes the form of others.

But the God Emperor of Mankind is the best of them all!

Also aren't Nurgle,Khorne,Slaneesh,and Tzneentch scared of Malal?

Why should they? Last time i checked they fear only Draigo...

Any man who dares look within the unholy black pages of The Great Book of Despair, that foul tome held sacred by worshippers of Chaos, would find the following words:"...and he that went before now came last, and that which was white and black and all direction was thrown against itself. Grown mightily indignant at the words of the Gods, Malal did turn his heart against them and flee into the chambers of space . . . And no man looked to Malal then, save those that serve that which they hate, who smile upon their misfortune, and who bear no love save for the damned. At such times as a warrior's heart turns to Malal, all Gods of Chaos grow fearful, and the laughter of the Outcast God fills the tomb of space . . ."

Vires` wrote:

KingDeath wrote:

Vires` wrote:I'd say Tzneentch cause you can't really beat him cause he's a schemer and he takes the form of others.

But the God Emperor of Mankind is the best of them all!

Also aren't Nurgle,Khorne,Slaneesh,and Tzneentch scared of Malal?

Why should they? Last time i checked they fear only Draigo...

Any man who dares look within the unholy black pages of The Great Book of Despair, that foul tome held sacred by worshippers of Chaos, would find the following words:"...and he that went before now came last, and that which was white and black and all direction was thrown against itself. Grown mightily indignant at the words of the Gods, Malal did turn his heart against them and flee into the chambers of space . . . And no man looked to Malal then, save those that serve that which they hate, who smile upon their misfortune, and who bear no love save for the damned. At such times as a warrior's heart turns to Malal, all Gods of Chaos grow fearful, and the laughter of the Outcast God fills the tomb of space . . ."

Unfortunately, GW is trying their best to rid themselves of Malal after that whole firing and copyright issue (won't stop my Sons of Malice though)

However there are rumors that he may come back but with a different name.

I think you're forgetting Asuryan who's like the Eldar Pheonix King or something (no, not Asurmen)

guyperson5 wrote:I think you're forgetting Asuryan who's like the Eldar Pheonix King or something (no, not Asurmen)

Well The Phoenix King, Asuryan was the king and the most powerful deity of the pantheon of Eldar gods. He was believed to be the psychic might of the whole universe. While the mythic cycles seem to indicate that he held sway over all the others, he was nevertheless consumed by Slaanesh. So yea he's gone.

Vires` wrote:I'd say Tzneentch cause you can't really beat him cause he's a schemer and he takes the form of others.

But the God Emperor of Mankind is the best of them all!

Also aren't Nurgle,Khorne,Slaneesh,and Tzneentch scared of Malal?

The Emperor is dead. He isn't, and never was, stronger than the Chaos Gods.

Durza wrote:

Vires` wrote:I'd say Tzneentch cause you can't really beat him cause he's a schemer and he takes the form of others.

But the God Emperor of Mankind is the best of them all!

Also aren't Nurgle,Khorne,Slaneesh,and Tzneentch scared of Malal?

The Emperor is dead. He isn't, and never was, stronger than the Chaos Gods.

Actually the main reason why the Chaos Gods corrupted Horus was because the Emperor would've defeated them.

interesting point, slaanesh draws power from ALL sensation, and ALL lack of sensation, so no matter what happens EVERYTHING that has sensation is feeding him power, rgardless of who they are or what they do or where they are or who they may be afffiliated with, EVERYTHING gives him power,

so technically even the god emperor of man gives one of his enemies more of the strength that he needs to be victorious

its my personal belief that the amout of power slaanesh has in him will reach critical mass at some point. What happenes then i have o idea... galaxy spanning orgy perhaps?

put that in your pipe and smoke it

What happens then is slaanesh gets such a huge orgasm that he dies. Put THAT in your pie and eat it.

Random thought, but couldn't Ynead(sp.) as god of death feed off the death of humans, meaning that he could quickly become a powerhouse compared to Slaanesh.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:What happens then is slaanesh gets such a huge orgasm that he dies. Put THAT in your pie and eat it.

See now that makes me laugh.... got to tell my GF that, she will laugh so hard


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and sure, he could, but iwill garuntee that for every death each of those men has had a billion or more sensations, possibly hundreds of billions of sensations, and if there are hundreds of billions of lives being thrown away by commissars then sure Yneead(sp) will be getting the power, but each of those hundreds of billions of men will have had hundreds of billions of sensations

and death itself is a sensation, so for every death that increases Yneeads(sp) power it also increases Slaanesh's power

Thank you. I try.

not at all

I hate taking this grimdark game too seriously. People need to lighten up. Slaanesh, Orks, and Angry Marines give us a chance to do that.

i couldnt agree more, but im far to loyal to my chosen chaos god to think anything otherwise than that hesheit will eventually be dominant over everything

Slaanesh is the god of annoyance. So loud,so dumb.

First of all, let me just say Chuck Norris actually has a karate record, aka foitin' in tournaments and stuff. A very impressive one. 183–10–2, to be exact. So whoever said something about Norris not being a real martial artist or whatever, was wrong. He has much more credibility as an actual fighter than Bruce Lee, were it not for the fact that Norris seems to believe Lee was the superior fighter. Lee is overrated.

But I digress.

There is no easy answer.

One must remember the circumstances of Khaine's fight with Slaanesh. Slaanesh was already amplified by devouring the other Eldar gods, but one thing often forgotten which I mentioned in another thread, is that by the time Slaanesh was born, the entire Eldar pantheon was long weakened, due to most Eldar ceasing worship of them. So a weakened Khaine gave an amped Slaanesh a good fight, but Slaanesh was unable to kill Khaine. So it is not at all unreasonable to think that Khaine in his prime is more powerful than Slaanesh. The Eldar gods are underrated, well except Cegorach, who rightly gets respect, although Khaine is confirmed more powerful. Or rather, was more powerful.

As for the Hive Mind, I fail to see how a being whom fears the Outsider enough to give it a 1,000 lightyear-wide berth when invading the galaxy, can be considered the strongest.

In the Warp, the strongest are undoubtedly Gork and Mork. It is confirmed that the other gods cannot so much as harm them, they are clearly on another level, fighting the other gods is like a game to them. To say Khorne is stronger is to directly ignore what fluff explicitly states.

But that is the Immaterium, and of course the gods of the Warp are incapable of directly doing stuff and things there. So in the Materium, the strongest being would be the Void Dragon, strongest of the C'tan, at its prime, IMO (Stop looking at my username and calling me a fanboy D: ). The Emperor was able to defeat a weakened Void Dragon, yes, one that had survived an attack from 13 (I think) Blackstone Fortresses, each one being a powerful weapon in terms of conventional damage alone, but also utilizing power the C'tan are explicitly weak against. The power of a C'tan in the Materium is immense, entire solar systems disappear from the result of their battles.

As for the Emperor, well, he is said to be more powerful in the Warp. I could honestly buy him being a match for a Chaos God there. But stronger than all four? I doubt it personally, yes, he bested Horus and fubarred his soul, but was it said he had to literally defeat all four of the Gods to do this? And was it not an incredibly "NOT KEWL" experience for him too, which one could liken to a nigh-suicide attack of desperation?

Anyway, that is just my own personal opinion.

Void__Dragon wrote:First of all, let me just say Chuck Norris actually has a karate record, aka foitin' in tournaments and stuff. A very impressive one. 183–10–2, to be exact. So whoever said something about Norris not being a real martial artist or whatever, was wrong. He has much more credibility as an actual fighter than Bruce Lee, were it not for the fact that Norris seems to believe Lee was the superior fighter. Lee is overrated.

But I digress.

T.

So going on what you said about fighters being on different levels, firstly chuck norris is american, and yes if you actually practice any style of martial arts, traditional and asian/European styles pf fighting are first more well respected and have always thought be be more "bloodsport" as wel call it, take it from 8 year kyokushin'ist. Most of chuck Norris' tournements were in fact based in "america" like this one lol All-American Karate Championship (1967) which he did win. he even admits that bruce lee was a superier fighter then himself so i honestly dont see how you can dissagree with the person who you are subjecting.


and idk where you got his record from, i did know he was undefeated for a long time.

and also these gimic jokes have somewhat destroyed what respect he did have left.

tl;dr american martial arts are considered wimpish compared to traditional bloodsports and C.N is american martialartist.

Tyranic Marta wrote:i couldnt agree more, but im far to loyal to my chosen chaos god to think anything otherwise than that hesheit will eventually be dominant over everything

But the last codex does say that Khorne ultimately will outlast Slaanesh. So hesheit will have to find a way to beat Khorne before that becomes an issue.

Also, surely Slaanesh could prevent ever having to find out if Ynnead can beat himherit by capturing a single Eldar, mutating it so it's immortal and torturing it for all eternity.

Durza wrote:

Vires` wrote:I'd say Tzneentch cause you can't really beat him cause he's a schemer and he takes the form of others.

But the God Emperor of Mankind is the best of them all!

Also aren't Nurgle,Khorne,Slaneesh,and Tzneentch scared of Malal?

The Emperor is dead. He isn't, and never was, stronger than the Chaos Gods.

Few things. Firstly, he is alive, it's the whole point of The Golden Throne, to keep him alive . Secondly, all four Chaos Gods fear his power, there's a reason they call him The Anathema. They fear him because he is a God in the material universe, they can do literally nothing directly to him, they had to find other means.

Chuch Norris can never be beaten. He is invincible and would batter them all any day.

Except by Bruce Lee, who kicked his ass and pulled out his chest hairs.

Emperor is pleased with this thread

Dave_Nz wrote:

Void__Dragon wrote:First of all, let me just say Chuck Norris actually has a karate record, aka foitin' in tournaments and stuff. A very impressive one. 183–10–2, to be exact. So whoever said something about Norris not being a real martial artist or whatever, was wrong. He has much more credibility as an actual fighter than Bruce Lee, were it not for the fact that Norris seems to believe Lee was the superior fighter. Lee is overrated.

But I digress.

T.

So going on what you said about fighters being on different levels, firstly chuck norris is american, and yes if you actually practice any style of martial arts, traditional and asian/European styles pf fighting are first more well respected and have always thought be be more "bloodsport" as wel call it, take it from 8 year kyokushin'ist. Most of chuck Norris' tournements were in fact based in "america" like this one lol All-American Karate Championship (1967) which he did win. he even admits that bruce lee was a superier fighter then himself so i honestly dont see how you can dissagree with the person who you are subjecting.


and idk where you got his record from, i did know he was undefeated for a long time.

and also these gimic jokes have somewhat destroyed what respect he did have left.

tl;dr american martial arts are considered wimpish compared to traditional bloodsports and C.N is american martialartist.

ProphetWaaagh! wrote:Chuch Norris can never be beaten. He is invincible and would batter them all any day.

Ok, firstly I find it pretty good that someone actually went out and found Chuck Norris' combat record, good on you. But on a serious note, no matter what your opinion of Chuck Norris is he is not even included in the 40k universe, never mind being the most powerful entity in it, and in anticipation of people who say that if Chuck Norris decides that he is in the 40k universe, he is included in it; haha, very funny.

Chuck Norris has already been discussed in detail in this thread, and every time it has devolved into some Chuck Norris fans arguing with Bruce Lee fans.

lol ^^ actually it only turns into this because OP decided to make a hardly serious poll.

Well yeah, non-serious polls are great, and I enjoyed reading the Chuck Norris Vs Bruce Lee debates for the first few times, but repeating the same 'Chuck Norris is awesome' points over and over again is a bit like hearing a joke so many times it's not funny anymore.