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You receive a Dok to put them in.
I insert a razor.

You get a Razorback.

I insert Slannesh.

You receive a something that would get me banned if I mentioned it.

I insert one of every kind of hat know to man,

You get a copy of Team Fortress 2

I insert this Thread.

You get the "Corrupt a wish" thread.

I insert an ork disguised as a guardsman.

You get a dead body disguised as an ork.

I insert this...thing.

You receive a Khorne Juggernaut Kit.

I insert a rabbit.

You receive a top hat.

I insert a parachute.

You recieve a falling parachutist without his parachute. On your head.

I insert a banana.

You get a Banana Phone, and it's ringing.

I insert a meme.

You receive khaldor draigo.

I insert you as punishment for not inserting anything.

You receive a servitor.
I insert a basketball.

I say, In a monotone voice "sire, it would appear the machine spirit is angered by the cOlour orange"
I trip into the machine.

You get flashbacks of the eye of terror for the rest of your life.
I insert a 20 sided dice.

You receive a 3 sided coin marked heads, tails, and llama.

I insert a Khador Juggernaut.

You receive a looted stompa.
I insert dashed hopes and broken dreams.

You the sisters of battle codex.

Insert a basket of oranges. SCREW THE MACHINE SPIRIT!

You get a Slayer Army complete with a Goblin Hewer.
I insert a sandbag.

You get a sack of potatoes.

I insert some fries.

You get a chopstick.

I insert sea monkeys.

You get Fishmen. And a warning from GW not to talk about them.
I insert a tar pit.

The machine spits out some suspicious looking black fluid on you.

I insert a broken pair of headphones.

you receive broken ear phones.
i insert my servitor-self again, having been uneefected by the eye of terror.

You get a toy robot of yourself.

I stick my head in the vending machine and scream until I can't scream anymore. I insert my frustrations.

you receive a wife.
i insert myself one more time, hoping to become a daemon prince.

A fine demon prince miniature pops out of the machine. But you are not there to pick it up. The next customer walks away with it.

I insert all of my dried out citadel paints.

You receive hardware store paint chips.

I insert a Nebelwerfer.

Edit: I am bad at spelling.

You get an Empire Von Hellstrom rocket battery.
I insert a Tiger tank.

You get an ornery Chinese prostitute.

I insert a used taco.