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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 15:05:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc: Not even butts can summon me when management say I'm in the doghouse.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 16:36:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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They're moving it? That sounds like a recipe for the systems within activating and launching the conversion protocols...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 16:49:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*from door*
In a weeks time. The report they sent by mistake lists fact the ships engines are proving difficult. Its warp drive is half fried.
Taking long time to power the primary power system and jump start off the plasma drive capacator matrix...
That's bad idea I guess?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 17:30:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The conversion protocols are the pieces of semi-sentient software that tell the ship to launch it's terraforming robots, which turn planets into data nodes, computing cores and/or power plants. Those being activated is a Very Bad Idea.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 17:39:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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Wait a second, what is happening exactly?
Is it robot smash time?
*Starts shaking in anticipation*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 17:56:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Get aboard. I have some gear that I'm going to use you as a testbed for.
*Opens the crates and begins distributing polyceramic armor, HFE-09Rs, and holographic camoflauge emitters*
*The last item in the crate is a suit of full-body black and grey armor*
Put it on. It's tailored to fit you.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 17:59:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Looks around*
Wait me?
Wow umm thank you.
*Goes off and put's on armor*
OOC Is it for me?
I'm not 100% sure.
Also probs going to bed now.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/09 19:03:28
Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 18:29:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Gets up and showers] [Wanders back in a tidy uniform, and eyepatch] I figured a cybernetic laser eye may not be a great idea.
[Rolls sleepy Amelia over and carefully carries her to room] [Comes back with her also in combat gear]
[Benny shuffles over and leans on Yarrick]
We're ready.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 19:16:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*walks up with large white machine carried by a servitor in a black bodysuit with armour panals*
I'm not going but I can give you this. Its a auto med system. My dad helped me repair it. There not perfect but cab handle most battlefield wounds.
*shouts* yes you gaking guardsman it is skintight. Frgh off before your a kebab... *tobrandom pdf recruit*
Sorry. Idiot aside. I wanted yo help you. I have got it all fully programmed and equiped.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/09 19:17:10
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 19:35:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's yours. It's powered, just so you know. You can lift almost anything in that.
Ready?
*Sits in pilot's cabin*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 19:44:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*waves from the pad*
Auto doc is loaded. Mapping data ready and there's a crate with compact bolt pistols, elctroshock gear and haywire grenades. All sanatized and black untraceable. All designed to counter robotic systems.
Learnt alot from inquisition....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/09 19:45:38
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 21:17:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*watches everyone take off*
*assigns a group of Thunderbolts to escort the hauler into orbit*
OOC:
I love how I've gone from Drill Sergeant to defacto leader of the PDF of the Room
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 21:29:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*stands with wk*
Hey dear, sure part of you is not wanting to be there? Out adventureres, risks, and general craziness?
Oh and your PDF seems unable to function the moment I wear just the armoured body suit... *laughs* I'm just that good?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 21:56:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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jhe90 wrote:*stands with wk*
Hey dear, sure part of you is not wanting to be there? Out adventureres, risks, and general craziness?
Oh and your PDF seems unable to function the moment I wear just the armoured body suit... *laughs* I'm just that good?
I have a feeling you'd try to shoot me for even leaving your line of sight. No dear, I've had enough of war and death. I'll let someone else go out and fight, I'm content to stay here and train the next generation for war.
And that's because the body suit is VERY form-fitting.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 22:04:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Kimmy is sat in a classroom teaching the Daemonette and several PDF how to crochet] [The room is full of tiny crochetted coasters]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 22:05:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks surprised* at this point I'd struggle to shoot you... it sounds weak but ... your you.... your.... well you have part of my soul... I'd say I'm not leaving you! I've changed abit it seems.... but I'm still not harmless! I'm... Happy....
*Looks* yeah.... but it's super comfey and I don,t see you complaining.... *smiles*
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/06/09 22:12:40
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 22:15:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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jhe90 wrote:*looks surprised* at this point I'd struggle to shoot you... it sounds weak but ... your you.... your.... well you have part of my soul... I'd say I'm not leaving you! I've changed abit it seems.... but I'm still not harmless! I'm... Happy....
*Looks* yeah.... but it's super comfey and I don,t see you complaining.... *smiles*
Of course I'm not complaining dear, and if we weren't surrounded by a bunch of PDF I'd show you just how much I like it.
*shrugs*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 22:21:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Crocheting intensifies]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 22:28:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Well drill sergeant, you better see me later for extra duty...
*flirts past and goes back to repressor *
Om sure youl not make me wait too long sir... *hatch closes*
*Maria walks in and joins crocheting group*
Mind if I join?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/09 22:29:43
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 22:32:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Kimmy floats a set of yarns and hooks to Maria] [The Daemonette has managed to crochet a five sided triangle, and is causing dizziness to those nearby]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 22:38:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*takes them and manages to start a rather lumpy tea cosey with little flame patterns*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 22:55:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Piloting the now orbiting hauler*
Setting course. Arrival ETA: 3 hours. Engaging warp drive...
*Appropriate warpy sound*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/09 23:36:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*is now napping on top of the Repressor*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 01:23:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Thirty minutes until arrival. Prepare your gear.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 01:49:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: HELLO BOYS! I'M BAAA-AAACK!!!
So... did Death kidnap Morrigan? Or is she crumpled on the floor out cold? Or.... Vanden?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 01:49:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*still napping*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 02:23:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*steps out of a door next to OT*
She's fine. Just unconscious
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 02:30:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: Assuming Morri has not been kidnapped *OT and Cal rushes over to Morrigan. Cal picks her up while a furious OT looks on in concern* Cal: C'mon Morri wake up! Please! OT: She's fine Cal, we need to get the scum who did this to her *Ra's mouth falls open* Ra: You want to kill death!? Are you insane!? OT: He tricked me, used us all and hurt Morri. He needs to be punished *Ra looks worried that Nick maybe be trying to bite off more than he can chew*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/10 02:31:08
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 02:33:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*turns to OT and holds up Narthecium*
Want me to wake her so we can get her side of the story?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 02:34:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Death appears back in the room sipping a cup of coffee* You called? *Sees all the hostile looks* None may enter my realm without my say so. She was also looking through my contracts, which I definately do not appreciate. You're lucky I didn't just take her soul and cast her away. *Cup of coffee disappears into black mist* OOC Forgot to ask, how was the vacation? Or the time without a computer more specifically.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/10 02:37:06
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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