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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 20:01:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Amelia? [Flicks through vox channels] Amelia!
[Looks concerned] Benny, we need to head in the same direc-
[Looks around] Benny?
He was right here... [Confused] [Sees the custom stormbolter on floor] [Sheathes sword and grabs it] [Lets loose and carries on toward objective]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 20:09:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*clicks in disappointment as his laspistol runs dry*
*sheathes it and draws an axe*
It is better to lead them from the objective. This way, you robotic creatures!
*slowly fights his way towards a hallway in the opposite end of the room*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 20:11:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Crawling through a very tight access tunnel*
*Stops and puts Magnum with a flashlight in mouth*
*Restarts crawling through a now lit tunnel*
OOC Aliens anybody?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 20:20:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Alrighty. I just thought with dead comms... [Looks thoughtful]
[Hears very unmanly screaming from a nearby maintenance room] Benny!
[Rips open door] Get your... whatever those are.. off our commissar! [Grabs a large servitor around the neck and hauls it out of the room] [Benny is curled up in a ball being jabbed at by its various mechadendrites and arms]
Someone lend me a hand here! Literally! [Struggling]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 20:23:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Vox headset has been picked up by a cleaner servitor*
*Still crawling through tunnel*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 20:31:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*turns around and sighs*
*axe goes flying across the room and hits one servitor*
*sprints towards Yarrick and starts frantically stabbing servitors*
I only have so many blades with me.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 20:35:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*space wolf busts through a grate near benny and throws the servitor halfway across a hall before peppering with bolter shells*
Hello commisar. * offers a hand up*
That ones pretty dead... * walks up and crushes skull with boot*
Dead...
*space wolves back up b2j with. A volley of bolter fire and several plasma bursts helping to clear the way *
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/10 20:36:57
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 20:46:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Laughs with Blackjack] You did better than me, I only brought one arm.
Benny, fella, it's gone... [Leans down] You need to get up.
[Benny stays curled up tightly with hands over back of neck]
... Tell me he doesn't have a port there.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 20:57:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*space wolf scans his mind*
Not that I see. Just a tad shaken up yarrick.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:00:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Reaches over and pulls his hands away] There's a minor port, it's not new. [Lets go, and Benny covers it up again]
...I'm going to murder Verviedi if he survives this.
[Sighs and stands back up] We should move.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:04:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks at yarrick* we go with you. You may need some heavy lifting...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:09:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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We can hardly leave the commisar. I doubt the servitors will leave hin alone.
*rips axe out of a fallen servitor*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:15:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*helps benny up* come on commissar, you need to keep going, get out of this place.
*Hands kroot a combat blade, * that... well more a sword to you but... it works.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:19:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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We could. He knows what he got himself into. He came mentally unprepared to a warzone. [Looks frustrated]
... [Rubs temples] I'm sorry.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:25:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*sheathes his axe and takes the blade*
*gives it a few test swings before nodding*
It is a little bulky, but the size is good.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:25:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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My lads will look after him. We are not going to let him get hurt yarrick. Trust me.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:34:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Falls through the tunnel and lands on face*
Oww...
*Looks up to see a dozen battle servitors*
Oh. This is a bit awkward...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:37:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Pulls spare pistol out of pocket*
Apologies, I lost the other one. It was hit by a stray bullet.
Take that doorway over there. I'm recieving pings from the AI aboard the ship.
OOC: Apologies, I'm travelling to the Outer Banks. Have been in a car all day.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:39:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Good. I do feel some responsibility for him...
Alright, let's get back on task. [Draws power sword]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:48:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm not detecting any more-
*Pauses to melt a Sicarian*
-Threats.
500 meters to go. We will need to breach the door to the umbilical connecting the ship to the trench dock.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:51:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Taking cover behind a fallen servitors body*
*Occasionally peeks over to fire a round or two into a servitor*
*Gets hit in the organic shoulder and spins around from the force*
*Grunts and leans back on the servitors body*
Teaches me to be cocky...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:56:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*space wolf sticks a medical foam into wound with a painkiller*
Keep ya going Spartan, come on we have a saga to make! *Charge down several servitors turning them to scrap*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 21:58:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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How'd you get here so fast...
*Collapses back onto the servitor*
*Waves away any more medical help*
I'll be fine, just give me a minute to catch my breath...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 22:06:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Space marines .... we do fast. We do it well. It's our job
*Offers a gauntleted hand*
Come on, we have to kick some servitors metallic backsides.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 22:07:57
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Waves hand away*
I'll be waiting for my fiance for this one...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 22:11:09
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Fiance! Ha. I owe marla now!
If you need catering, accommodation, halls or booze. We your wolves.
We did Marla's wedding. It was a good event
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/10 22:12:22
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 22:14:23
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Laughs weakly*
I know...I was there...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 22:16:47
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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You still have Marla's heals she got too drunk to wear!
She knows how to throw a party that's for sure.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 22:25:11
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I'm sure I'll find them somewhere. Only so many places I could've put them.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/10 22:27:22
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Follows Verviedi] I have concerns.
What stops you from seizing control of this and wiping us out after?
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