Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you: No adverts like this in the forums anymore. Times and dates in your local timezone. Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance. Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely. Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net. If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

I'm just here on

My Hill

I hear that on

War Kittens Hill

Hear! Hear!



On my hill.

I get some noise handling head phones... Play Justin Beiber at hill till you flee and sit on it drinking a beer..

Hear hear... You hered Beiber!

My hill.

I blast louder music at you until you literally flee in One Direction. Off of My Hill to be specific.

I drop the beat, rock the mic, and crank up the bass cannons, causing you to Walk This Way and then Run DMC off of


My hill.

I pull pyt my simple ipod and play Il walk 500 miles, and Il walk 500 miles

Using my magic before you know it your 1000 mikes away and your shoes are wrecked.

My hill.

Fool! You forgot that I'm still here on

My Hill

Screw alliances on


My Hill

Fine... I tried nicely thou... Now I shall do it the ugly way.

*stands behind a morter and fires a single round of purified dog fart at the hill driving all life away. *

Walks up after cleared to my hill..

You left the keys in your mortar.

I find your mortar.


My Hill

I know...the round you fire was rigged and you get a full purified smell of taco bell fart and beer*

...

Still my hill.

I'm wearing a gas mask.

My Hill

*radio crackled goodbye as a teleport activates*

You are now beamed stomach of a void whale.

The hill is mine again.

You may stand on the hill, yet you cannot own it. While you ponder eastern reality, i fish-slap you off of My Hill.

The Kitten army strikes from the shadows, and you are cuddled to death on

My Hill

I do things the old fashioned way and run in with a big stick and with it I smack every cat you own, and then you, off of

My hill.

I watch you hitting cats and then send in a wave of bear sharks with plasma cannons and melt you off the hill in a little stream.

My hill... Thanks bear sharks.

I use my bear shark repellant to clear you minions from



My hill.

I take the loss well and unleash my laser piranas with wings

I laughs as your repellent fails and you flee the hill again. My hill.

I unleash my frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads.

My hill.

I crush you with my words!

And what I don't crush with words I crush with the tanks of the imperial guard!

Get roflstomped by organised lasfire and big tanks, heretic!

I AM THE IMPERIAL GUARD. Your men all swear loyalty to me and you are summarily executed for heresy on

My Hill

Stand aside, puny guardsmen, and let the astartes handle this.

My Hill

The combined Guardsmen of War Kitten and I overflow you with guardsmen World War Z style.

I then build a large bastion filled to the top with whatever guardsmen I have left on

My hill.

Which happens to be zero guardsmen. I walk up to your empty fortress, open the door and walk inside.

My Fortress on My Hill

You forgot to check for traps. You fall through the illusionary floor and into a chute which deposits you into a seething cauldron of Nurgle's finest. Feeling sorry for you, I toss down a few wet-naps from My Hill.

Okay, so now the hill has a bastion and loads of booby traps on it.... Let's get right to it.

Since before I had deployed no guardsmen, now I will do so. No doubt 99% of them would fall into that Nurgle cauldron you mentioned. The last 1% would gun you down and garrison my fort on

My hill

Raise the banners high, men!

Thanks to the wet wipes i managed to escape

Unfortunately, you only sent 50 guardsmen in. You now have one half guardsman, who is cut down by me.

My Hill

I waltz in with one Ultramarine and easily take the fortress. Space Marines are OP on

My Hill