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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/10 12:47:00
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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My inferno bolts scythe you down like wheat. My OP Thousand Sons and I laugh as we reload on
My hill.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/10 13:00:36
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Hundreds of Necrons emerge all over the hill, pouring from the monolith hidden beneath. There is no escape for heritics on My Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/10 16:29:14
Subject: King of the Hill
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
midlands UK
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They forgot to eat their weetabix in the morning and were unprepared for a drop pod assault of a few dozen marines. The monolith you say? The space ship that dropped the pods drops a few orbital bombardments. I then retake the bastion on the now-larger hill from all the bodies.
I love this hill. It's my hill. It's the Emperor's hill and we shall take not one step back.
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Blood Ravens, 1700pts
Empire 40 wounds
Astra Militarum 2250pts
Khorne 750pts
Space Wolves 1550pts
Orks 500pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/10 16:49:45
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I also serve the Emprah with my Guard. We defend the Hill together.
Our Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/10 17:55:52
Subject: King of the Hill
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Your all heratics...
My army of battle sisters douse the hill in blessed prometheium and sit atop the still smoking hill drinking recaff
My hill.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/10 20:11:03
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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You see above you swirling black clouds which lightning is coursing down from. All of a sudden a single column of light blasts down on the hill, turning anything previously on it to ash. I stride over to the hill, claiming it for Chaos Legionaire. I finish my training on
My Hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/11 03:51:15
Subject: King of the Hill
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
midlands UK
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Your lightning striked the hill, but not the surrounding areas. About a couple of hundred metres away, in the woods, my scout snipers pin-point all heretics who have claimed the hill, and began firing, taking them out one by one until they flee or simply die on
My hill
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Blood Ravens, 1700pts
Empire 40 wounds
Astra Militarum 2250pts
Khorne 750pts
Space Wolves 1550pts
Orks 500pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/11 06:42:59
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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The Inquisition and I decide the blood ravens are heretics. Every single imperial soldier in the vicinity attack the hill, destroy every heretic in this system and dedicate
My Hill
to the Emperor
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/11 11:53:30
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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Chained arcane energy bolts through the Imperial ranks, eventually taking out enough so morale would be ruined. I stand triumphant, charging my powers upon
My Hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/11 11:53:36
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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My Thousand Sons and I decide that we, who seek only to spread knowledge and understanding throughout the Galaxy, aren't heretics.
We cleanse all misguided corpse worshippers from the hill. Then we establish a school where all may come and learn the secrets of the universe for free. Welcome to
My hill University.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/11 14:29:17
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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As Sons are my new army, I can't argue with that. My legion set up a command post on another hill to watch over the university. As long as you don't worship chaos, your fine.
Not-Chaos Legionnaire`s Hill / My Hill
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/11 15:46:35
Subject: King of the Hill
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
midlands UK
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With their combined armies of the 2 posts above me, I give all my guardsmen to the post BELOW me, as well as LRBT's, sent by the Imperium to reclaim these long fought-over lands. The poster below me and I shall oust the heretics from the hill.
This is not
My hill
Yet.
If the person below is not a loyal servant of the Emperor who can aid me take it from the two posts Thousand Sons above me, then you do NOT receive reinforcements and I recall them to use in a later post.
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Blood Ravens, 1700pts
Empire 40 wounds
Astra Militarum 2250pts
Khorne 750pts
Space Wolves 1550pts
Orks 500pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/11 16:33:31
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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I manipulate the Alpha Legion into joining your planned assault. You are quickly betrayed and massacred.
Classes continue upon
My hill.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/11 21:25:26
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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I am employed as a Professor at CL's uni as a way to repay him for showing me the secrets of the Warp. I receive a steady income on My Hill
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/11 21:25:43
If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/12 06:05:43
Subject: King of the Hill
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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However due to brexit you end up unemployed and poverty stricken until your untimely, lonely death. Because the glass is half empty on my hill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/12 06:06:19
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/12 07:22:24
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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By the glory of the Emperor, I declare the glass half full on
My Hill
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/12 11:25:11
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Yes, half full of Nurgle's finest. Drink up, usurper, on My Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/12 12:21:51
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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I am hungry on snurl's hill. Luckily, I find a pumpkin. I invite everyone to a pumpkin pie and nurgle's rot feast on
My Hill
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/12 16:11:37
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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I do not drink. I watch everyone succumb to Nurgle's Rot on
My Hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/12 16:55:07
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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I do not drink either, and laugh with WarbossDakka on
His Hill
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/12 17:10:35
Subject: King of the Hill
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
midlands UK
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I brought my own drink and packed lunch, thanks. We do not feast with the enemy, though our bayonets will feast ON their blood.
My troops earlier were specified to not ally with heretics, therefore the Alpha Legion fell alone.
The reservists are now mass deployed while I drink my own drink, and eat my packed lunch and a massed FRFSRF and bayonet charge overflows the orc and Emberlord on
My hill
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Blood Ravens, 1700pts
Empire 40 wounds
Astra Militarum 2250pts
Khorne 750pts
Space Wolves 1550pts
Orks 500pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/12 21:59:46
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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I team up with Emberlord to counter attack. His lightning fast attacks match with my actual lightning attacks as we easily overrun the Guard on
My Hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/12 22:42:01
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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All of the scheming and carnage merely serves to significantly increase my powers on
My hill.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/13 00:02:33
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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While you fools are all fighting I'm having a nice game of Chess with Chaos Legionnaire.
CL's Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/13 00:05:53
Subject: King of the Hill
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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I summon my handy pal baldrick... Ideas ensue including claiming a turnip cloured hill that looks like a thingy
Taking a sign a I write "my hill" on a new hill and won.
My hill.. Thanks baldrick.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/13 05:40:56
Subject: King of the Hill
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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Sadly your gps was off and you wrote "my hill" on the wrong hill. Not surprising because the only hill that matters is.....
My hill.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/13 07:55:21
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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If there'a a hill, there's a way (or something like that) and I will take EVERY hill there is with WarbossDakka's help. There is no way to defeat us on
Ember and WarbossDakka's Hill
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/13 09:31:09
Subject: King of the Hill
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
midlands UK
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Well....
Seems like we've lost this one boys, let's go back to Drassilia with a sour face and tail between our legs.
The Imperium must sacrifice this hill to the enemy, so we can devote our limited men to something that we may win.
But don't worry, we'll be back some day.
I accept defeat on
Your hill
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/12/13 09:31:37
Blood Ravens, 1700pts
Empire 40 wounds
Astra Militarum 2250pts
Khorne 750pts
Space Wolves 1550pts
Orks 500pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/13 14:17:08
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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My Hill seems oddly quiet this morning.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/12/13 17:02:58
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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It's cos you're sat on the wrong hill. Emberlord and I wave to you on the opposite hill. I take a nap on
Our Hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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