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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 20:46:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*medics begin working quickly and quietly*
*wolves stand near with weapons locked on enteence*
V, tis place is going to gak....wounded, we have a limited ammo supply... You better kill this damn ship sooner than later.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 20:49:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Smiles confusedly] ...At least nobody's shouting.
[Very slowly sliding down wall]
[Yarrick stops firing and runs over]: Mother of feth, the pair of you... [Looks deeply concerned]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 20:51:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Holds Benny up*
*Snaps at Yarrick*
Instead of just sitting there with your finger up your ass, how about you make yourself useful and fetch me some bandages hmm?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 20:52:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Steps over to Benny and begins applying basic trauma procedures and adrenol*
I'm running low on medical supplies as well. If my scans are correct, we should head this way, and then take a left. The main CPU core should be right there.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 20:52:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*wolves toss yarrick a extra magazine*
Make that count commisar . We only have so many of them. Unless there's a damned armoury nearby. *All checking ammo and gear*
Yeah. We are burning it up fast.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/12 20:54:01
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 20:55:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Grabs a bundle of bandages out of Vervs medkit and rips it with teeth* 'Ou'll be jus 'ine Benny. I promise. *Starts wraping Benny's chest with the bandage*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/12 20:57:25
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:02:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Cernunnos eyes widen in panic as he is drawn in. impaled on his own sword he screams in agony*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:04:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Death holds him there*
*Yells out to OT*
KILL HIM! KILL HIM NOW!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:04:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Throws an EMP grenade down the hall, destroying two drones*
We need to move now. I hear some very loud noises coming from the corridor behind us.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:05:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*wolves hacking servitors apart, breaking down weaponry to make various jerry rigged plasma grenades, improvised weapons and salvaging built in guns to use*
*Begin handing out*
There rough, but they work... hardly user friendly but kill thungs
*Wolves join V*
If we kill this core. They stop. Correct. Then let's kill it.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/12 21:06:13
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:08:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*OT leaps up with the Blade of Awe glowing summoning the death of Lore* OT and Boatman: POWER WORD: DIE! OOC: I pictured awesome anime battle music going on during this and the last time I used this power *OT lands 15 feet away from Cernunnos. After a few seconds Cernunnos's head rolls off his shoulders*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/12 21:09:21
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:09:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Yarrick looks sullen, but helps bandage Benny, one-handed]: It wasn't a criticism...
[Benny heard Verviedi and attempts walking] [Skids on own blood on the floor] ... I don't want to be a toaster this time, okay?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:10:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I'll stay back here with Benny. He is in no condition to fight. Neither am I to be honest... *Finishes applying bandages and falls over* *Wounds reopen* *Struggles to re-bandage chest wounds with one hand* *Death collapses ontop of Cernunnos and begins to fade into black dust* Ahh...haha...haaa...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/12 21:12:35
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:15:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*A massive Thanatar-fist sized dent appears in the bulkhead behind us*
*Injects Benny and Vanden with my last phial of medical nanites and applies a painkiller patch to both him and Vanden*
Only a half dose each... Won't be enough, but you won't die. We need to move. Immediately.
*Begins sprinting towards the corridor to the CPU core*
OOC: Trying as hard as I can to keep this constant with techs that were available to Verviedi II.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/12 21:19:19
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:19:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm fine. I just can't grip the floor very well when it's wet. These heels aren't all terrain...
[Looks over] [Reaches into pocket and shoves Get Out of Jail card into Amelia's belt] Just in case. My partner can follow me when I die... You would make better use of this one.
[Kneels and helps with the dressing]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:24:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Is injected with nanites* *Grunts and falls to one knee* *Gets back up and grabs Benny* Neither one of us are dying today. *Helps Benny down the corridor with Verviedi* OOC You're doing great Verv, keep it up!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/12 21:25:21
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:27:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I hadn't made plans, I just meant it's better insurance for you.
Plus, if I die, I just backup wirelessly to the Room.
...Except probably not from here. Here where we blocked all signals.
[Keeps pace] Let's not test it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:30:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Gradually slows down*
It's...Too much...
*Pulls out pistol again and turns around*
*Calls out to the others*
I can't keep going. I'll hold this thing off for as long as I can.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:31:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Realizes what would happen if Benny died*
Benny... Did you take any of my polyceramic armor?
*Arrives at the door to the CPU core*
We need a breach. Get ready.
*Looks back at Vanden and hands her my pistol*
It's been charging for a while. You have one shot, make it count. If you hit it right... You should kill it.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/12 21:34:33
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:35:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Takes pistol and nods*
*Limps off back the corridor and takes position behind a servitors body*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:38:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*OT watches Death take Cernunnos* Finally... Ra, Horus, Quetz, let's go home *OT starts to fall but is caught by Quetz* Thanks Quetz... *OT falls unconscious draped over Quetz back as Ra and Horus get on Quetz and he begins to fly everyone back to the room. Horus is preforming basic medical aid*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/12 21:39:13
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:38:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This situation is too stressful to even talk tech to try to calm down. Let's finish this.
*Plants a grenade on the door and takes cover*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:41:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Amelia takes cover behind the body and plays possum as the giant mech thing walks over her* *Springs up and shoots it in the groin with the V-pistol* *Heart drops as the mech turns around seemingly unaffected* *Slaps her through a wall* *Death finishes consuming Cernunnos and teleports back into the room, where she is now normal sized* *Collapses on couch and switches on the T.V.*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/12 21:42:11
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:42:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*door explodes violently a d wolves toss several jerry rigged plasma flasks in causing a burst of heat and blinding light*
Well that delt with whatever behind the door!
Let's go kill it!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:46:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hello. So you are what became of me. And you left me behind.
*The voice permeates the whole room, with no obvious source. The stack of computer equipment near the door is almost completely melted, but there is still multiple tiers of intact equipment*
It's exactly like you to kill instead of talking. My job is to grow and reproduce. I am a living thing.
Kill it and be done. Don't listen to it, I was awfully persuasive back then, and this thing used to be me.
No love for your precursors, I see.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/12 21:47:17
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:52:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Big mech thing turns back around and continues to move towards the rest of the group*
*Amelia is ontop a pile of broken wall*
*Bleeding from multiple wounds*
*Falls unconscious*
*A small 'bing' noise is heard coming from the corner of the CPU core room*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 21:56:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Accesses the tiny maintence monitor*
"You've got mail"? Seriously?
*Scans some more*
Windows ME with custom sound effects? The feth?
*The Thanatar pauses and stares at jhe*
*Ducks under the terminal stand and begins unscrewing a panel*
An i3?
*Looks at the ceiling*
You're a failure of an AI. I demand you self-terminate.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/12 21:58:34
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 22:04:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Yarrick runs past the confused monstrosity and drops down beside Amelia] [Starts carefully patching her wounds, ignoring flying debris]
[Benny looks fuzzily at the mech] You seem familiar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 22:08:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*The mech clicks it's jaw several times and blurts out some Tank Binary*
*Pauses and looks at it*
That does look familiar... it looks like someone took a Thanatar and added Riptide bits.
*Continues rifling through Verviedi II's computers and pulling out dusty components*
Just because somebody doesn't have the latest tech, doesn't mean they are inferior. Don't be elitist. You monster.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/06/12 22:11:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Holds out hands in panic] +++ N-no I don't mean that all mechs look the same! Of course not. Some of my best friends are robotic!+++ [Looks uncomfortable]
I should just not talk.
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