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2016/06/16 04:44:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*OT and crew burst through the door carrying a incredibly bloated Quetz between the lot of them all drenched in custard*
Morri: I'm never going to eat pudding again...
Ra: I need a shower...
Horus: Or several...
*Quetz burps, then pukes custard all over Z15 and the room*
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2016/06/16 04:45:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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OOC I've been doing some research on a few things like the Tyranids and kroot, also things like how much can a space marine lift and how much a spartan can lift.
keep in mind most stuff that I say about the Lagiacrus is pure speculation because it has no official weight that I could find, its length is confirmed correct tho.
BIC
*Gets drenched in custard*
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
*Starts steaming*
I CAN FEEL CUSTARD ALL THROUGH MY ARMOR!
*Draws blade and it slips out of hands because custard*
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/06/16 04:51:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*OT runs over and begins to calm Zerg down*
OT: Relax Rambo! Quetz is just... sick. Really, really... sick
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2016/06/16 04:54:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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I'LL PUNCH THE SICK OUT OF HIM JUST!
*Yells in anger*
JUST LET ME POUND HIM!
*Continues trying to pick up sword*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/06/16 05:01:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*The crew carries Quetz over to a giant tub and dump him in it*
Quetz: Custard... (Burp)
Morri: Ugh... I have lost so much respect for him
Huitz: Cut him some slack. I'm sure you've got your own unhealthy obsessions
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2016/06/16 05:44:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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I do have a honey problem, BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!
I DON'T VOMIT HONEY ALL OVER QUETZ!
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/06/16 05:47:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*OT glances back at Quetz*
OT: If you ate as much as he did you'd be barfing all over too. That guy's over 40 feet long but even he can't eat 5243 gallons of custard and not puke
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2016/06/16 06:23:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wakes up soaked, and looks very unhappy]
... What'd I ever do to you?
Ooc: Gonna be a quiet day, handing in my resignation.
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2016/06/16 06:36:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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NO I WOULD NOT BE ABEL TO CONTAIN 5243 GALLONS OF HONEY IN ME BECAUSE I'M NOT 40ft LONG I'M 4.8ft LONG!
BUT NONE OF THIS CHANGES THAT HE VOMITED CUSTARD ON ME!
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/06/16 06:42:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: Hope everything works out for ya BC!
*Perenelle interrupts*
Perenelle: If you gobbled up 2 gallons of honey and vomited it up on somebody do you they are within their rights to try and kill you?
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2016/06/16 06:54:52
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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OK ok!
kill my be a strong word.
can I at least kick his ass?
OOC yeah good luck.
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2016/06/16 07:09:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*OT stands aside*
OT: Be my guest! He deserves it that for sure.
*Situation dealt with OT claps his wings together and address the crew*
OT: Alright everyone! You all know where the mops are! *Groans from everyone*
OT: Shaddap! I'm helping too! *Looks of great surprise and shock from the crew as OT moves to the closet, grabs a mop and bucket and begins cleaning up custard.
Perenelle: Just be glad it's so fresh. It's still mostly custard instead of actual vomit
*Perenelle heads off to OT's room to try and get up to date on some things*
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2016/06/16 07:16:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Urgh that smells bad. You sure that custard was fresh?
It smells rather... Old....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/16 07:43:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Hope it all turns out fine BC.
Bic *Closes book and places it on bed-side table*
*Takes off helmet and rubs eyes*
*Gets up and goes to bathroom*
*A scream is heard from the bathroom*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/16 07:46:56
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/16 07:47:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Pile drives Quetz*
EAT GAK!
*More custard erupts out of Quetz's mouth*
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2016/06/16 07:47:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc just saw it. Good luck bc with that
Bic
*Hears scream*
What, is there orks in the bathroom?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/16 07:50:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Amelia is hiding fully-clothed in the bathtub*
*Hiding self from nothing*
OOC How the feth did you pile-drive a 40ft flying snake?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/16 07:54:27
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/16 07:57:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*marla peaks in door*
You ok Varden?
Wolf said he hered screams..?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/16 07:58:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Leonie's pile drive only succeeds in making Quetz vomit up more Custard all over the both of them*
That's me for tonight. 40k tomorrow! HERSHEY PARK ON SATURDAY! YEA BOI!!
Hope everyone works out for you BC and I'll see ya'll later
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2016/06/16 08:01:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Skin is a light shade of blue*
*Hastily trying to cover self with a towel*
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/16 08:15:08
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Jumps off Quetz*
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
*Walks into shower block*
I need to clean up.
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2016/06/16 08:34:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Marla peeks round*
Its ok, you can trust me. Plus I'm not one of the guys, nothing I've not seen varden. Or operated on. *laughs*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/16 08:45:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Slowly moves blanket away from face, revealing a completely blue face and black eyes*
I think I know why I couldn't pronounce the title of the book...
*Hisses and grabs mouth*
It was a daemonic tome...
*Organic arm is growing feathers*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/16 08:48:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Oh gak.... That's a warp tome to be sure...
OT! Rune priest!
We need a exaorcisam and stabilisation here asap!
Bad book, warp... Get here quick...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/16 08:49:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Shivering*
Nu alath no karah...Nu alath no karah...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/16 08:56:33
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Sees vanden*
Nope.
*Walks into the showers and starts cleaning up*
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2016/06/16 08:56:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*rune priest arrives and starts chanting causing the feathers to slow down on the organic arm and skin to turn pink*
*eyes glowing with power*
Back foul denizon!
*Marla applies a holy symbol to arm to slow effects *
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/16 09:01:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC -_-
Bic *Book flies from the bedside table and into the rune-priests face*
*Stops him from chanting*
*A fly-swatter grows from the book and it starts slapping the rune-priest*
*In a very hitch pitch voice coming from the book*
Nononononono, She sold her soul to me, she is mine, now go away, I want her to play dress up with me 
*Portal opens up behind Amelia and a wing grabs her*
*Pulls her in*
*Book slaps the rune-priest once more with the fly swatter then flies into the portal*
*Portal closes*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/16 09:26:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*marla* who left the fetgung necronium, or a cursed book in the bathroom?
Varden.... Got.... Taken... *voice shaking*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/16 09:34:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Shouts from the shower*
WHAT?
WHERE SHE GET TAKEN TOO?
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