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**Kid_Kyoto**

You did it!

You've cracked the multiple firewalls and 1000 character randomized passwords to get into the mainframe of 23 interconnected cray super computers that calculate the next project for GW!

You have only seconds to quickly alter the new release calendar and insert your own project before GW's elite team of hackers finds you and fries your system.

What project do you put in?

What project?

It can be a codex, an army book, a side game...

What do you order up?

And go!

**Chowderhead**

Operation Plastic Lightning Falcon (HINT HINT) will be revealed.

**Blacksails**

Re-release BFG. Everything.

**WarOne**

I'd put this picture into their database:

**Targeted**

Angry Marines.

**Alphapod**

Change the release schedule as follows:
1. Grey Knights (They've announced them already)
2. Necrons (Not my army, but they need it most)
3. Dark Angels (My army, and they need it)
4. Chaos Space Marines (My friend stopped using them, I think because of the outdated codex)
5. Black Templars (Could use an update)
6. Tau Empire (My army, and they need it)
7. Witch Hunters (Needed another Imperial Codex to keep pattern)
8. Orks (I'm running out of Codices to Update)
9. Squats (Resurrection!!!)
10. Eldar (Competitive but showing their age.)

**Kid_Kyoto**

WarOne wrote:I'd put this picture into their database:

I actually clicked so I post something snarky about it.

And then I found I already had.

Ninja'd by myself.

**WarOne**

Kid_Kyoto wrote:
WarOne wrote:I'd put this picture into their database:

I actually clicked so I post something snarky about it.

And then I found I already had.

Ninja'd by myself.

Suprised that you didn't notice it before now, as I have posted it conspicuously in other places.

Well, I would also try and post a new 40k race due out next called the Na'vi.

**Aduro**

Alphapod wrote:Change the release schedule as follows:
1. Grey Knights (They've announced them already)
2. Necrons (Not my army, but they need it most)
3. Dark Angels (My army, and they need it)
4. Chaos Space Marines (My friend stopped using them, I think because of the outdated codex)
5. Black Templars (Could use an update)
6. Tau Empire (My army, and they need it)
7. Witch Hunters (Needed another Imperial Codex to keep pattern)
8. Orks (I'm running out of Codices to Update)
9. Squats (Resurrection!!!)
10. Eldar (Competitive but showing their age.)

I REALLY like that release schedule. The only thing I'd change is to put Eldar before Orks.

Otherwise the only thing I can think of would be to get them to redo the Tyranid FAQ.

**Kid_Kyoto**

As for me, glad you asked...

Coming November 2011 (just in time for Christmas)

EPIC ARMAGEDDON

A single box game (like Space Hulk) with an entire 5mm Ork and Imperial army on a crapton of sprues.

Orks have boyz, trukks, battlewagons, fightabombs, stompas and 2 gargants.

The Imperium gets IG troops, Lemans, Chimeras, Baslisks, a Warlord and 2 warhounds, a thunderhawk and a small marine unit.

Tons of cardboard terrain.

Once it's a hit GW could follow up with FIRST WAR OF ARMEGEDDON (marines vs chaos), DOOM OF IVANDEN (space elfs and nids) etc.

**AgeOfEgos**

1. Redo the Ultramarine dex
2. Ultramarine Skirmish Game
3. Epic Ultramarine Box Set
4. Apocalypse Ultramarine Formations
5. BFG Ultramarines Fleet Engagment

Seriously? Epic. It got me into the 40k Universe and I have fond (Perhaps nostalgic born) memories of it.

**hungryp**

Effective immediately, the following people are fired: Jervis Johnson.

That is all!

**Griever**

Updates would be made to the following codices via free PDF's on the website:

Necrons
Sisters Of Battle
Tau
Black Templars
Dark Angels
Orks
Chaos Space Marines

**Lord of battles**

KK that is the best idea i have ever heard!

**Mike Noble**

I can't believe no one has said this yet.

Lower the prices by about 50%, and put the codex schedule in super fast mode.

**Griever**

Mike Noble wrote:I can't believe no one has said this yet.

Lower the prices by about 50%, and put the codex schedule in super fast mode.

Re-read the OP. You have to insert a new project to be release. A price reduction is not a "project" in a release schedule.

**yakface**

Gotta go with: Epic Horus Heresy.

Or if I couldn't do that, I think I'd just get in there and try to update/reorganize their 40K FAQs and get rid of some of the conflicting rulings they have and reorganize the questions into sections that make sense (like they did with the latest rulebook FAQ).

**Chowderhead**

hungryp wrote:Effective immediately, the following people are fired: Jervis Johnson.

That is all!

All People are Re-Hired: Alessio Cavatore

That is all.

**yakface**

Actually, I take back my vote.

My new vote would be:

Immediately re-hire Rick Priestly and force him to create 40K sixth edition from scratch even if it invalidates all current codices.

THAT would be exciting!

**Mohoc**

Finish and release Dark Millenium Online... I need a break between painting all them shiny new DE.

**Aduro**

yakface wrote:
Actually, I take back my vote.

My new vote would be:

Immediately re-hire Rick Priestly and force him to create 40K sixth edition from scratch even if it invalidates all current codices.

THAT would be exciting!

That would be something! Get GW to pull a PP! They updated both their main rule books and put out 11 Codexes in just under one year.

**chaplaingrabthar**

Restore the Fanatic/Specialist games division. If we're goign to have this 2 codex releases, 2 army book releases a year, then we can have 2 side game releases a year as well.

1. BFG
2. Blood Bowl
3. Epic (New edition box with Tau vs Imperial (call it Epic Damocles)
4. Warmaster
5. Necromunda
6. Mordheim

**Teek**

Incoming! GorkaMorka

'Nuff said.

**puma713**

Re-release Squats!

And maybe Man-O-War. It was cancelled just as I was thinking of getting into it years ago.

**Yzz**

Codex: Genestealers/Genestealer Cults
Genestealer Hybrid box
Plastic Iron Hands box
Codex: Chaos Renegades
Space Hulk Special Reissue
Rogue Trader Special Edition Reissue with Exclusive RTB-01 Marines

~~Yzz

**poontangler**

announced grey knights..

GW: I know! lets add more spess mahreeenz!

**Ascalam**

Release non-imperial scenery, dammit!

And a few ork barricades do not scenery make...

At present we all seem to be trashing imperial planets exclusively.. no bad thing, but...

**Thaanos**

Release Schedual

1. Inquisition Codex, including Demon Hunters, WitchHunters, and Ordos Xenos
2. Necrons
3. Re-release GorkaMorka(Never had a chance to play, it was out of print before I started 40K)
4. Update all other old codicies(40K takes precedence over fantasy)
5. re-release other specialist games

**Destrado**

Getting Andy Chambers back. Faster releases, lower prices!

Also, could we pleeeeeeeeeease get some longcoats imperial guard?

And MOAR MARINES - like forgeworld did, only in plastic (actually I'd just want true-scale out of the box, same for CSMs).

**AlexHolker**

1. Project "At Least One All-Female Plastic Kit For Every Five All-Male Plastic Kits"