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OK So I saw this Gunship thing that I never even heard of before. I even have a friend who has blood angels and I don't even recall seeing it in the new codex or anything. Now I went and saw this thing and was like....SUPER Jelly that my space wolves do not have anything remotely as cool looking. I mean why does this crappy (Dont really mean that) army get something this awesome looking and I am stuck with Vanilla marines with fur coats? WHY?! POR QUE?

Now if that was not enough I went to the nearest gamestore to pick up my new Ork HQ Guy and return a pot of paint that when was opened it was solid all the way through. He showed it off to me and told me about it. Apparently this fething Ship can carry 12 guys AND A fething DREAD! Not only that but it has an assault ramp or something slowed like that can let you FREAKEN ASSAULT AFTER DISEMBARKING THIS DAMNED...skimmer...I think its also a fast skimmer I dunno....does not matter.

What PISSES ME OFF...OOOOH...Hey guys lets make Blood Angels Vehicles even more broken than ever and MAKE IF GOD DAMNED IMMUNE TO MELTA WEAPONS!


feth!

WHY? Why would Games workshop release something so incredibly broken like that? I don't care what army it is. NO...Not a single army should have something that O/Ped! I do not care if its an assault version of Orks or w/e. That is freaken B/S and Now I hate Blood Angels because now that kit is out. Everyone is gonna jump on the Blood Angel Band Wagon, Do nothing but make slowed Combat teams that no one can deal with and flood their army as much as possibly with those. Like three squads of Termi's or death guard with power weapons and a furioso dread or some gay gak like that.

I mean sure! This means that I will see less of the pain in the rear Nurgle Chaos Marines with the lash of submission spam that Is ever so presant in my area but...this is even worst.

So my final view on the new Stormraven Gunship!?

fething bs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It isn't so bad. If you load it up fully it is a lot of points in one place, so if you can bring it down away from your forces they will all be out of position and you have the upper hand.

Just be thankful that it doesn't have scout, then we would all be dead.

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Really? You didn't know about this? And please SW have a decent codex and i am happy with it, sure they don't have fancy gadgets but that's because they don't go in for fancy gadgets they go for having a bigger stick than the people they're facing.
At any rate at least GW are making (hopefully) the alien races pretty damn cool. I am for some reason getting very excited about Necrons despite not knowing whther they will get a codex updaye anytime soon...

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Waa Waa Wee Wa. You have Thunderwolves. Get over yourself.

Besides that, the Stormraven is a Heavy Support choice that costs almost as much as a Land Raider. Really not that OP'ed at all.

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A Space Wolf complaining about the stuff the Blood Angel gets?

How do you think the Stormraven make us vanilla marine feel?
   
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Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.


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If it makes you feel any better, GKs will be getting the Stormraven too(a GK colored Raven is even on the back of the box)


Space Wolf Long Fangs with missile launchers will drop Stormravens pretty easily. it's only AV12.

granted, if you don't drop it, it, and what it's carrying, will rip you to shreds.




There are many BA players with their own custom stormravens currently so they arn't anything new. your local BA player(s) may not have had one because there wasn't an official model.

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You could always be playing Necrons. Seriously, some people do.

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Really? Really?

Almost 2 hours and no-one has just appreciated the humor of the obvious troll of obviousness?

I applaud you Vasarto; twas a very funny read.

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Kommissar Kel wrote:Really? Really?

Almost 2 hours and no-one has just appreciated the humor of the obvious troll of obviousness?

I applaud you Vasarto; twas a very funny read.


The only proper response to trolling is indignant anger and oblivious fury.

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Hi my name is Bjohn, and i hate every one of you blood angels players
OP is trolling, or incredibly butthurt.

I think it's hilarious to see you complaining about BA when you play a far more beardy army (literally!)

Your post reads like 12 year old butthurt rage. I would seriously reconsider posting topics like this, as you come across as severely uninformed and oblivious to the cheese that is the army you currently play.

Funny to read though


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Lascannons will take it down. 5 Long Fangs have a decent chance of crippling it with Missiles. Hell, even Meltas and Multi-meltas are Strength 8 and AP 1, so they don't have a bad chance of doing it, either.

Even with the no-melta rule, it's still AV12. Get over it.

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Is the Stormraven a hamfisted entry with far too many toys and a ridiculous model that looks like it was designed by Mattel or Playmobile instead of Games Workshop? Yes.

Are BA's alone in this? Next to SW's ridiculously undercosted Grey Hunters, 140pt 5 ML split fire Long Fang squads, across the board Counterattack, and cheap upgrade options for the most common wargear items (e.g. flamers, sergeant equivalent upgrade weapon costs, etc), JotWW & Living Lightning, TWC's, etc ad nauseum, I don't think Space Wolves have any room to complain.


This also isn't exactly new, the rules for the Stormraven have been out for like 8 months now.

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Vasarto wrote:So my final view on the new Stormraven Gunship!?

fething bs!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ah quit'cha bitchin'! You've got Marines riding Wolves. They're easily just as cool as the Chibi-Hawk.






Man that was hard to say with a straight face...

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its an AV12 vehicle that costs 200 points minimum... aaaaaaaand your calling it OP?
   
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Nulipuli2 wrote:its an AV12 vehicle that costs 200 points minimum... aaaaaaaand your calling it OP?
Well, to be fair, it is entirely possible for an AV12 platform costing 200pts to be OP. Look at 4E Eldar Falcons

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Vasarto wrote:crappy
fething
fething
slowed
PISSES ME OFF
broken
feth!
incredibly broken
Not a single army should have something that O/Ped!
slowed
gay gak like that.
fething bs!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-Please refrain from swearing. Use asterix (*) or the orkmoticon instead.
-It isn't that OP. It's a LR with cover save, slightly more firepower and can carry a dread for 20 less points*, with worse armour. Hit it with your LF's and watch it go down in a ball of fire- AV 12/12/12 is easy to crack. Chances are, the player's best unit is in it, and if you shoot it with 5 lascannons/ML's turn 1, thier best unit is now stranded with some footsloggers, and if they're doing assault squad spam then the rest of the army will now be well ahead of them, unless they're doing sanguard spam as well, inside the stormpelican.
If it makes you feel any better, you have superhumans riding giant wolves, and the model for it is terrible.

*assuming it has a TL lascannon, TL multi-melta and 2 hurricane bolters.


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Serious mate you need to settle down, I can't believe you haven't heard of it? It was like the most contresveral thing among my flgs at the time of the release!
But seriously it's not that amazing, yeah if it get to you what's inside will rip you apart, but it's still armor 12, every codex has something to take it out, and it costs nearly as much as a land raider
Besides read your own codex, you have the best units in the game dude
It's also rumored that a white dwarf will allow all marine codexs to use it anyway,
Btw, don't troll on this website, make a valid point and don't rant on about it, it's bad

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Oh, and also, it's "pourquoi", not "por que"

I think the model is bulky and cartoony anyway.

And no offense, aren't all Space Marine models like that?
   
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Suicidal Cheez wrote:Oh, and also, it's "pourquoi", not "por que"




It's Spanish.

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n0t_u wrote:However kind of surprising that the French word for why would look so similar.
Not really. The two languages are closely related. In both "why" is constructed from the words for "for" and "what". In Spanish "por" and "que" in French "pour" and "quoi" and in Latin from which both are descended "pro" and "quid," though that isn't how you say "why" in Latin.

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All I hear is; Waah, waah, waah.

Lame whiny thread is lame and whiny.


"OMG, I have an awesome Troop choice in Grey Hunters, hard-as-nails characters and cavalry (of wolves, no less!), one extra heavy weapon in my devastator squads (and the ability to split fire, on top of that), from-enemy-base-line-outflanking-melta-weapon-carrying-scouts, powerful enough psychic powers to make Eldrad cry (and anti-psyker to match), the ability to split up or keep together terminators to my hearts desire, and the ability to take as many HQ choices as I would ever need!!

You cannot be serious that I don't get to have Storm Ravens too (like right now)!!!!"


Tell you what, kid. SHUT. UP.

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Even the responses are hilarious. Look what you started, dude


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Steelmage99 wrote:All I hear is; Waah, waah, waah.

Lame whiny thread is lame and whiny.


"OMG, I have an awesome Troop choice in Grey Hunters, hard-as-nails characters and cavalry (of wolves, no less!), one extra heavy weapon in my devastator squads (and the ability to split fire, on top of that), from-enemy-base-line-outflanking-melta-weapon-carrying-scouts, powerful enough psychic powers to make Eldrad cry (and anti-psyker to match), the ability to split up or keep together terminators to my hearts desire, and the ability to take as many HQ choices as I would ever need!!

You cannot be serious that I don't get to have Storm Ravens too (like right now)!!!!"


Tell you what, kid. SHUT. UP.

+1. Nice counter-rant, steelmage99.
Your army is as good as BA and you both have an even amount of cheese. C:BA and C:SW are both better than C:SM IMO (same amt. of SC's, same units +more) and a heck of a lot better than tau, eldar, CSM, necrons, GK and SoB. Obvious troll is obvious.


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