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2015/12/29 17:19:30
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get a car.
I insert my new phone.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/12/30 03:03:34
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get many prank calls.
I insert a Ravenwing Dark Talon.
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2015/12/30 03:05:27
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a stasis bomb.
I insert a Bloodletter
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/30 05:09:25
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a copy of The Scarlet Letter.
I insert a Soul Grinder.
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2015/12/30 07:32:10
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a Hot Oven Grinder.
I insert a Pat's Cheesesteak. Wit Wiz.
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2015/12/31 21:07:09
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get heartburn
I insert a Splinter Rifle
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/01 02:50:58
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get a splitter rifle.
I insert Bloodborne.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/01 04:28:40
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get Blood for the Blood God!
I insert a Protoss Carrier.
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2016/01/01 05:33:55
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get a Roman Tortoise formation.
I insert a pizza.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/01 08:01:59
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get pepperonies.
I insert subliminal messages.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/01/01 13:06:36
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You get a triangle.
I insert an eye.
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 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2016/01/01 17:50:51
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get Lotso hugging bear.
I insert Momo.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/04 02:48:07
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a boot to the face.
I insert a piece of string
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/04 13:01:36
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a dozen cats.
I insert Powdered Mummy.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/01/04 17:46:20
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get Charles I.
I insert Rupert Murdoch.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/05 08:18:26
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get Jeff Katzenburg.
I insert Green stuff.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/01/05 18:25:05
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get Macha.
I insert this thread.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/06 01:57:08
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a Pack-a-Punch Machine.
I insert a paperclip
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/06 02:04:14
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get sing your life.
I insert War Kitten.
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2016/01/06 04:24:17
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a credit card.
I insert a Mutalisk
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/06 04:29:13
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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You get a minature of you getting a minature of you getting a minature of you getting a minature.
I insert a dollar I made using construction paper, magazine cut outs and crayon.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/01/06 06:29:27
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get GW new releases.
I insert Root Beer.
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2016/01/06 11:49:54
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get Rednecks.
I insert some dice.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/06 20:18:49
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a tape measure
I insert a Rhino
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/06 20:20:54
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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You get the same Rhino but the tracks are glued on the wrong way.
I insert the Vending Machine
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/01/07 05:26:53
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get feedback.
I insert the dead mouse from somewhere in the basement.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/01/07 05:31:56
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a zombie that is hungry for your brains.
I insert Batman.
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2016/01/07 05:52:34
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get Alfred.
I insert Stimpy.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/01/07 19:46:29
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get a Skaven.
I insert Hollyoaks.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/08 01:08:14
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a moped.
I insert Ellis from L4D2
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
