40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**sing your life**

You get Ellen Ripley.

I insert a tube of Rolos.

**snurl**

You get Kenny Baker, from R2D2.

I insert some ancient Heritage Miniatures.

**sing your life**

You get finecast.

I insert a AK-12.

**snurl**

You get an SKS.

I insert leftover Christmas cookies.

**sing your life**

You get 12th night cake.

I insert Corbyn.

**War Kitten**

You get a motorcycle.

I insert a Stalker Anti-air Tank

**ZergSmasher**

You get a wrecked airplane.

I insert an Eldar Wraithknight.

**War Kitten**

You get pure rage

I insert a talos

**sing your life**

You get an amulet of Talos.

I insert a Valentine tank.

**snurl**

You get Matilda.

I insert Stardust.

**War Kitten**

You get a Space Ship.

I insert a Hrud

**snurl**

You get older.

I insert a wadded-up newspaper.

**sing your life**

You get a joke.

I insert World of Tanks.

**War Kitten**

You get a Leman Rss.

I insert a Major of the RGF

**sing your life**

You get a knife with attached bipod.

I insert a Leman Russ tank.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a World War 1 British Mk. IV tank.

I insert a condom.

**snurl**

You get a Hefty Brand Steel-Sack Trashbag.

I insert an Ontos.

**sing your life**

You get a battle droid.

I insert Battlefield 4.

**War Kitten**

You get Call of Duty 4.

I insert Rainbow Six: Siege

**sing your life**

You get Call of Duty: Ghosts.

I insert some weed.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a dandelion.

I insert a Horus Heresy: Betrayal at Calth box.

**snurl**

You get Beyond the Gates of Anteres box.

I insert Frostgrave Cultists.

**sing your life**

You get BA partisans.

I insert Konflict 47.

**snurl**

You get World War Z.

I insert 3000 screaming Zulu warriors.

**sing your life**

You get a TOG2.

I insert a Necron Lychguard.

**snurl**

You get a can of Right Guard.

I insert a Leaman Russ.

**sing your life**

You get one of those Armoured Cars militants make by cover regular cars with metal plates.

I insert Putin.

**snurl**

You get Taken.

I insert a brain.

**War Kitten**

You get a brain in a jar.

I insert a Taurox

**ZergSmasher**

You get a squad of guardsmen with flashlights.

I insert an Ork Stormboy.