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2016/01/16 06:26:40
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a Grot with an attitude.
I insert the Mighty Fortress.
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2016/01/16 09:49:39
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get a Dora rail gun.
I insert a Death Korp pattern lasgun.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/17 04:26:10
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get an entrenching tool.
I insert a Hot-shot Volley Gun
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/17 08:08:53
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get a needle.
I insert boobs.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/18 01:06:16
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get Pamela Anderson.
I insert Kate Upton.
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2016/01/18 06:05:11
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Thousands of items inserted, yet nobody questions how people and even tanks fit squeeze through that little slot...!
You receive a nasty slap on the wrist.
I insert a request for a free baneblade kit.
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2016/01/18 08:14:51
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get a full size Baneblade.
I insert Mortal Kombat.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/19 05:14:57
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a finishing move...to your groin.
I insert a can of whup-ass.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/19 05:15:16
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2016/01/19 08:25:44
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get some water.
I insert a set of ancient scrolls.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/20 07:53:50
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get the Dead Sea.
I insert the Ra expeditions.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/01/20 13:00:40
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get HMS Dreadnaught.
I insert some cheese.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/20 22:29:27
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get a bottle of Apple Juice.
I insert a Deathstrike
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/20 22:43:40
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get Snake's smash attacks from SSBB.
I insert a vagina.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/20 23:02:08
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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You receive a school test with one question, asking, "How much dirt is in a hole .5m x .5m x .5m?" Same concept, really.
I insert a paper crane.
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2016/01/20 23:33:23
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get a trap street.
I insert a M1 helmet.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/22 07:03:06
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get an M-1 Carbine.
I insert an MRE.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/01/22 10:24:48
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get Mass Effect 3.
I insert a hot dog.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/22 11:44:08
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a cool cat.
I insert the one ring.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/01/22 17:27:05
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get a "made in China" label.
I insert a pint of Guinness and a potato.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/22 18:21:34
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get mashed potatoes and a hangover.
I insert Pumpkin Pie
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/23 02:49:17
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get whipped cream.
I insert a container of Vagisil.
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2016/01/23 02:51:53
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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You receive the Yggdrasil.
I insert a completed 3,800 piece Lego Death Star.
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2016/01/23 05:46:18
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get an unassembled Millennium Falcon.
I insert a proton torpedo.
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2016/01/23 11:23:14
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get a peasant railgun.
I insert a SAG.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/23 12:11:25
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get SAGA.
I insert a cat.
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2016/01/23 22:34:02
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get Inception.
I insert an Imperial Knight.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2016/01/23 22:36:19
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.
I insert huge amounts of derp and rage
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2016/01/23 23:57:32
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get even more slappy fish.
I insert some snow.
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2016/01/24 05:31:42
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You get frostbite on your tongue, don't ask how that happened.
I insert Badrukk
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/01/24 15:49:01
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You get the USMC.
I insert a cigar.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
