40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**War Kitten**

You get a pipe.

I insert a very slappy fish

**ZergSmasher**

You get a copy of Finding Nemo.

I insert a Grav Cannon, with attached Grav-amp.

**KommissarKiln**

You get a plate holding the turret of a superheavy tank, with an apple in the barrel.

I insert a decently painted Firestorm Redoubt.

**sing your life**

You get a Frank Fortress.

I insert Vallejo Model Colour paints.

**Da Stormlord**

You get a pot of citadel Moot Green. Half empty.

I insert Donald Trump

**War Kitten**

You get a bad toupee.

I insert a Vendetta

**ZergSmasher**

You get Liam Neeson.

I insert James Bond's gun.

**KommissarKiln**

You get... this.

I insert one of each of all the Star Wars clone/stormtrooper helmets

**snurl**

You get a signed New England Patriots Helmet.

I insert Tobasco Sauce.

**sing your life**

You get a heavy flamer.

I insert Creed.

**War Kitten**

You get an angry Lord of Change.

I insert a boot

**snurl**

You get a spare tire and a jack.

I insert a used purple mug.

**sing your life**

You get a Citadel water pot.

I insert a MP40.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Boltgun.

I insert a Chaos Heldrake.

**KommissarKiln**

You get a clunky Japanese robot performing the chicken dance.

I insert a lock of the Dark Lord Cthulhu's magnificent, tentacular beard (may he reign 10,000 years).

**snurl**

You get Calamari. And Indigestion.

I insert a set of hub caps.

**sing your life**

You get a set of poly caps.

I insert Kitmaker Network.

**KommissarKiln**

You receive a large pile of random 40k bits cobbled together by cured green stuff.

I insert a dying laptop battery.

**Brennonjw**

you get a new box of 8 AA batteries.

I insert a can of Dr. pepper

**War Kitten**

You get a can of Coke.

I insert a Deff Dread.

**sing your life**

You get Jeremy Vettock as an Ork.

I insert some bad subtitles.

**KommissarKiln**

You get dialogue from a foreign film (probably one of the original Godzilla films) where the sounds do not match the actors' lip movements.

I insert a 1 meter tall Charmander plush. The Chaos gods are familiar with Pokemon, are they not?

**War Kitten**

You get a BloodThirster. A very angry Bloodthirster

I insert a Choppa

**ZergSmasher**

You get Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling "Get to da choppa!"

I insert Godzilla.

**snurl**

You get Ultraman.

I insert Astroboy.

**sing your life**

You get the Buggles

I insert a hot dog.

**War Kitten**

You get a bottle of Ketchup.

I insert Wales

**KommissarKiln**

You receive a posse of dolphins adorned with kilts and bagpipes.

I insert a tough piece of beef from my dining hall that they call pot roast.

**sing your life**

You get US army rations.

I insert some poly caps.

**snurl**

You get some blasting caps.

I insert Thundarr the Barbarian.