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On a boat, Trying not to die.

Title says it all. In the event of a zombie uprising, what would your plan be?

I'm still working on mine, I'll try to post it when I'm finished with it.

EDITS:

We are talking worldwide, Class 4 outbreaks here.

George Romero Zombies, so no Angry slo-mo moan then crawl.

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We have a name for those who don't have zombie plans.

It's Lunch.

I have several plans. But I'm not willing to disclose information just incase someone steals my plans.
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Eternal Plague

I wonder if there was a way to infect people via the internet with a zombie virus...

   
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The ruins of the Palace of Thorns

I'm in London, on the side closest to the Channel Tunnel, so I expect I'll be in a lot of trouble when the Zombie Apocalypse finally comes.

There is a tower block nearby which would actually be very defensible, but to be honest, I wouldn't trust the people inside not to panic and doom us all.

My building is a lot smaller, and my flat is one floor up, so in the short term should be good enough until there is an opening for me to escape. I might consider whether it was worth teaming up with other people from the building. There are several nice folk here, although the people right next door to me never say hello, and let the main door slam shut if they are coming out as you are going in, so I'd let them die - they clearly aren't the kind of people you could trust in a Zombie Apocalypse.

I'd also have to try and reach my friend nearby in Stratford. I'd want to do everything I could to protect her. Not sure what I'd do if I found her and she was already a zombie...

In the slightly longer term, if I could find away across the Thames, I might be tempted to try and get to Canary Wharf, but that my be a very popular idea with others, so.... actually, not sch a good idea.

Long term, I'd want to get out of London. I'd probably start off on my pushbike. I'd make sure I had spare tyres for it, and so WD40. I'd take it easy, conserving energy for a sprint when zombies saw me.

I think the biggest risk in the early phases in London would not be zombies, but looters, and panicked mobs. For that reason, I'd want a weapon suitable for dealing with both zombies and people. I'd have to give that some thought.

I'd have to remember to take my insulated backpack with me to keep food cool, and therefore fresh for longer.

I have no idea how I'd manage to transport my miniature collection, and I'd need my laptop so I could still connect to Dakka

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Plastictrees



UK

I live in Wales, not the most populated country, which will be useful. I don't have an exact plan but a rough idea of what to do when the Zombie invasion occurs. Because, lets be honest, we all know it's going to happen eventually.

I find the idea of finding a castle interesting, they're large with stone walls and i'm sure alot of them have electricty and heating now. If you can find a castle out in the countryside which isn't too badly damaged with has electricty and heating it would be ideal place to settle down and rebuild civiliation. If a situation arises where you find survivors coming to your castle to live for safety, you could check them all for bites easily without actually letting them in. Looters and post-Apoc psychopathic killers would have to break down the gate or scale the walls, zombies would have to climb, they'd be easily knocked off with a big pole or something.

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Lincolnshire, UK

Actually Fifty, I reckon your biggest problem could be hygiene and disease; with all the corpses within London and the close proximity and denseness of it all, there could be a helluva lot of disease and that rife in the aftermath...

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UK

Just Dave wrote:Actually Fifty, I reckon your biggest problem could be hygiene and disease; with all the corpses within London and the close proximity and denseness of it all, there could be a helluva lot of disease and that rife in the aftermath...


Animals would also pose quite a problem i'd imagine. Packs of dogs and released zoo animals would dominate.


Zombie lions? No thank you.

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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
 
   
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What kind of Zombies are we talking about here?

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Rooted to the Chair

Me and my friends have already hatched a plan, since we live just 10minutes from each other. we plan to go to one of their houses which has a power generator beside it, blockade the gate and fences and use that house as our home. Plus we have some houses called terraces in Singapore with one side of the house connected to the one next to it, hence it would be easy to slowly knock down walls and expand our ''area''. We would trust nobody other than each other.
   
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Being in Australia there probably are already zombies out there somewhere.

I don't really have one, but if I did it would probably be something like don't get bitten and be more wary of the homeless.

   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

I've covered my "Zombie plans" extensively in several other threads so won't do so again,but to answer the OP question,yes..I am quite prepared...let the Apocalypse commence.


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yes, I an very prepared, I have numerous plans covering various ways that the infection reaches my area and how I react


   
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In the Wasteland

I said it before, and I'll say it again. Shotgun/cannon loaded with bowie knives. I'll just make up the rest as I go. Planning isn't what I do, I just....do.



 
   
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In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada

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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

I have a collection of knives and a twisted fusion of axe and sledgehammer I refer to as my mauler as well as an extensive survival plan and location in which to hole up in when they come.
   
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In the Wasteland

Remeber, don't go to the subways. Refering to the movie 'Zombieland' , a Zombie outbreak normaly starts with one homeless begar biting your leg. And subways are full of them.

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A strange place

This could be helpfull, to make your survival plan.




 
   
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In the Wasteland

Always, ALWAYS, sheck the back seat of your car before driving. A zombie could be hiding there.



 
   
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Im to sick. Ill get my Cat Luncher later , damm Zombies.

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Plan A: Get to Alaska. The zombies will freeze like corpsicles.

Plan B: Barricade myself in the second story of my house with food, water, guns, and ammo. Then I'll destroy the stairs.

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

coolyo294 wrote:Plan A: Get to Alaska. The zombies will freeze like corpsicles.

Plan B: Barricade myself in the second story of my house with food, water, guns, and ammo. Then I'll destroy the stairs.


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^Indeed.


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Is it that time of the month for this thread to pop up yet again?

Pretty sure there are multiple threads on this topic going already.

**Edit**

Yup. The new search is your friend. Just found 3 on this very subject.



   
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In the Wasteland

One for each seperate idea how to overcome zombies.



 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

jp400 wrote:Is it that time of the month for this thread to pop up yet again?

Pretty sure there are multiple threads on this topic going already.

**Edit**

Yup. The new search is your friend. Just found 3 on this very subject.





Now now jp,just because you are extreamly well prepared for the zombie apocalypse doesn't mean that every one is,let those who may need multiple threads to help them survive have them.


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Indeed.

*Sorts through his latest shipment of Ammo*
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

jp400 wrote:Indeed.

*Sorts through his latest shipment of Ammo*


This is why the crux of my "plan" is to get to your house...I may be "prepared",but you my friend are anticipating.


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UK

On the off-chance that nano-technology hasn't evolved enough to allow the use of airbourne nanomites to devour the armies of the dead where they stand, my back-up plan is to immolate my house and swallow a whole tub of sleeping pills. No point in delaying the inevitable, and immolation will make sure my body can't be eaten.

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