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KingCracker wrote:
Says you. Bottle caps, candy corn, whatever the MONEY is after the world goes to hell, is what Ill be rolling in. And if you survive and find my wonder land of awesomeness.....just remember not to correct me
My money would be the ammo in my clip.
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
BAHAHAHAHAAA! Really youd try that one? Have you seen movies where people try that? Its either a spaghetti western, book of eli, or the person in question is killed faster then the threat comes out
*cant spell*
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KingCracker wrote:BAHAHAHAHAAA! Really youd try that one? Have you seen movies where people try that? Its either a spaghetti wester, book of eli, or the person in question is killed faster then the threat comes out
Dude, like I said, I'd be on an island filled with OLD PEOPLE. I'd kill them to show my authority, then use the skulls to make my throne.
Did I mention I'd me Khorne in this scenario?
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Oh Ill be honest, I skipped most the thread, as these are common. I did not see what youd do lol. I guess in that case you would be the badass with the gun
The problem there is, why wouldnt flies naturally make that work on their own? Theres got to be something else to their "reanimation" then just eyes open and brain eatting
Mr_Lime wrote:Maggots, lots and lots of maggots. The moment the zombie hordes hit the streets, I hit them with crap loads of maggots.
Unfortunately according to the "Books of Brooks",Maggots (and other various insect/scavenger/etc) that aid in the normal decomposition of a dead body refuse to ingest the virus tainted flesh of the reanimated dead,thus explaining the zombies longevity.
EDIT: I see Chowder beat me to the punch.
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
chowderhead13 wrote:Title says it all. In the event of a zombie uprising, what would your plan be?
I'm still working on mine, I'll try to post it when I'm finished with it.
EDITS:
We are talking worldwide, Class 4 outbreaks here.
George Romero Zombies, so no Angry slo-mo moan then crawl.
Excellent. We haven't had a zombie thread in some time.
In contrast to most humans, Weiner Dog Command views pending zombiepocalypse not as a threat, but as an opportunity.
A new day is rising. The Weiner Dog empire shall be born.
(OT but what is the god damn deal with people letting their unleashed dogs come at us while walking. Some German shepherd ran up to us Saturday and made the mistake of going for the Shanker).
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
I will raid the nearby schools for zombie fodder, stripping the flats of the other people in my building to create a giant catapult which I will use to launch children at the zombies in order to keep them occupied and away from my flat.
Failing that, myself and the wife will hold up in our flat for as long as possible (blocking the external doors into the building, knocking out the stairs etc).
Once the coast is as clear as possible, we will make a run for the supermarket over the road to stock up on supplies, and also hit the hardware store next to it for crowbars, etc.
Then we will head back to the flat and hide out some more.
The cycle will continue until all the zombies are gone, or until we hear there is some refuge that we can escape to, or we join up with a larger group.
I wouldn't have to do anything. I live right near Perth, and if we follow the trend of good concerts and cyclones, the zombies will just give us a miss.
In the event that zombies are stupider than we believe, and actually turn up in Perth, I'll get driven as far into the centre of Australia as we can and join a group of Aborigines.
Mrs Stompa and I are planning our little home in the mountains here in central PA, it's going to be like a certain couple's house in Tremors, only with more tabletop wargaming and fish tanks.
Mrs Stompa is also highly proficient with a crowbar.
We have no fear of the time, we are both looking forward to it...
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Mrs Stompa and I are planning our little home in the mountains here in central PA, it's going to be like a certain couple's house in Tremors, only with more tabletop wargaming and fish tanks.
Mrs Stompa is also highly proficient with a crowbar.
We have no fear of the time, we are both looking forward to it...
...
I hereby present you with the Burt Gummer Award of Achievement.
If all else fails, you can melt it down for more ammo!
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Mrs Stompa and I are planning our little home in the mountains here in central PA, it's going to be like a certain couple's house in Tremors, only with more tabletop wargaming and fish tanks.
Mrs Stompa is also highly proficient with a crowbar.
We have no fear of the time, we are both looking forward to it...
...
I hereby present you with the Burt Gummer Award of Achievement.
If all else fails, you can melt it down for more ammo!
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
