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What's the worse list you can possibly make?
The least cost effective and least hard hitting list you can possibly think of?
Lets say... 1,500 points.
EDIT:Has to be near 1,500, at least within 250 points either way.

As many spore mines as possible.

lol, how is as many spore mines as possibley the worst list?
Especially considering you can only have 18, and thats only 180 points.

If you said as many Chaos Spawn as possible......

One CSM sorcerer with no upgrades and no powers
Two units of 5 CSM
However many chaos spawn it takes to hit the number value of the game.

Logan @ 275

Njal Stormcaller @ 270

Ulrik the Slayer @ 180

Ragnar @ 240 pts

3 Wolf Guard @ 314 (2 TH/SS termies, 1 Arjac)


5 Blood Claws @ 220 (1 Lukas the Trickster; 1 meltagun)

Total: 1499

Well this is my list. As i play Orks i quickly made up this list Worst list evah

HQ - Kaptain Badrukk 135

Troops - 10x Gretchins w/ Runtherder = 40
Troops - 10x Gretchins w/ Runtherder = 40

Elites - 15x Tankbustas w/ 1x Bomb-squig = 230
Elites - 10x Tankbustas w/ 1x Bomb-squig = 155

Heavy Support - 10x Flash Gitz all w/ Blastas = 300
Heavy Support - 10x Flash Gitz all w/ Blastas = 300
Heavy Support - 10x Flash Gitz all w/ Blastas = 300

Total 1500pt

In Sisters of Battle.. all bare bones with minimal upgrades

HQ
Palatine - 50 ish
priest x3 - 40 (120) (freebie HQ) (one attached to Flagellants, 2 to the Stormtroopers)
St Celestine - 200 ish

Elite
19 Repentia + Mistress = 410
6 Arco Flagellants - 180


Troops
5 xStormtroopers - 50
5x Stormtroopers - 50

FA
10 Seraphim - 230
9 Seraphim - 208

Totals approx 1500

Drop the Seraphim and pick up some Pentient Engines.

Autarch
Mandiblasters, Reaper Launcher, Power Weppon, Hawk Wings

Farseer
Mind War, Doom, Runes Warding, Runes Witnessing, Spirit Stones, Jetbike

20 Guardians w/ Warlock + Spear, Embolden
Star Cannon

20 Guardians w/ Warlock + Spear, Embolden
Star Cannon

10 Swooping Hawks
Exarch + Power Weapon, Skyleap

10 Swooping Hawks
Exarch + Power Weapon, Skyleap

10 Swooping Hawks
Exarch + Power Weapon, Skyleap

1498 Points

n0t_u wrote:Drop the Seraphim and pick up some Pentient Engines.

I dunno about you, but my Serries are constant underperformers. Sister assault units? The ONLY thing that they have going for them is the Superior in there, with the bonus die for Faith tests..

for the points, they stinketh. ESPECIALLY in large units that cannot hide behind terrain.. (which is why I maxed their size)

Tau can make, in my opinion, the worst list.

2 Shas'o with Advanced Stabilisation systems, shield generators, and another useless support system. HW (blacksun filter, multi tracker and target lock)
Give both 2 bodyguards armed with as close to the same as possible.

2 units of 6 fire warriors because you have to.

Max out battlesuits with Shield generators, advanced stabilisation systems, targeting arrays and shield generator. And a Shas'vre kitted out with all the Hard wired stuff.

You get 15 battlesuits and 12 firewarriors in the army. Only the fire warriors have guns, and yet every battlesuit has a 4+ invul and an option to move as if in difficult terrain, but nothing to shoot.

Warboss ZanZag wrote:Well this is my list. As i play Orks i quickly made up this list Worst list evah

HQ - Kaptain Badrukk 135

Troops - 10x Gretchins w/ Runtherder = 40
Troops - 10x Gretchins w/ Runtherder = 40

Elites - 15x Tankbustas w/ 1x Bomb-squig = 230
Elites - 10x Tankbustas w/ 1x Bomb-squig = 155

Heavy Support - 10x Flash Gitz all w/ Blastas = 300
Heavy Support - 10x Flash Gitz all w/ Blastas = 300
Heavy Support - 10x Flash Gitz all w/ Blastas = 300

Total 1500pt

worst list ever lol, good god i think it would last all of.....no actually you would win by default as any player would say "your takin the piss mate" and laugh you ot of the store/home. god flash guts suck arse lol

Warboss ZanZag wrote:Well this is my list. As i play Orks i quickly made up this list Worst list evah

HQ - Kaptain Badrukk 135

Troops - 10x Gretchins w/ Runtherder = 40
Troops - 10x Gretchins w/ Runtherder = 40

Elites - 15x Tankbustas w/ 1x Bomb-squig = 230
Elites - 10x Tankbustas w/ 1x Bomb-squig = 155

Heavy Support - 10x Flash Gitz all w/ Blastas = 300
Heavy Support - 10x Flash Gitz all w/ Blastas = 300
Heavy Support - 10x Flash Gitz all w/ Blastas = 300

Total 1500pt

I like it! But Badrukk is an upgrade for a Flash Git mob, not an HQ on his own.

I looooovvvveeee Flash Git fluff. Actually, once I get around to building Lootas I'll probably model them like Flash Gits.

Such a shame about their stat line.

Thanks i really try my worst

And yeah i totally forgot that Badrukk wasen't a HQ but instead an Upgrade. So i am going to change it a bit.

Changeing the HQ's with Old Zogwort 145pt ( Zogwort aren't that bad but for his cost it isen't good either, the best idea i could come up with)

Then taking away the two Bomb-Squigs and vupti! Again 1500pt

I like it! But Badrukk is an upgrade for a Flash Git mob, not an HQ on his own.

I looooovvvveeee Flash Git fluff. Actually, once I get around to building Lootas I'll probably model them like Flash Gits.

Such a shame about their stat line.

You are not the only one mate. I really love Badrukk and his Flash Gitz fluff. Awesome stories! I really love these models!. Shame they are so bad and they take up an Heavy Support choice. They are seriusly awesome! Hope they are going to be more playable in 5ed

For the Imperial Guard:

HQ: 365
CCS (vanilla)
Ministorum Priest x 5
Techpriest Engiseer x2

Troops: 1045
Platoon A
PCS + Commander Chenkov
Squad 1-5 + Vox Casters
60 Conscripts

Platoon B
PCS
Squad 1-5 + Vox Caster
60 Conscripts

Note the lack of Vox casters on the PCS and CCS. Also note that despite the fact that there is Commander Chenkov, there is no "Send in the Next Wave." The ministorum priests are going to get annihilated as soon as they enter a battle. And what exactly are the Engiseers going to work on?

Edit: I can do worse:
HQ: 385
CCS Camocloaks
Ministorum Priest x 5
Techpriest Engiseer x2

Troops: 1115
Platoon A, B
Vanilla PCS
Squad A + Vox caster w/ Chimera (Heavy Flamer, Hull Flamer, Blade, Extra Armor, Camo Cloak)
Squad B + Vox caster w/ Chimera (Heavy Flamer, Hull Flamer, Blade, Extra Armor, Camo Cloak)
60 Conscripts

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:As many spore mines as possible.

Naaa. . .

Hive Tyrant w/ HVC + thorax swarm and deathspitter, Indescribable horror, toxin sacs = 270

Tyrant Guard = 60

Venomthrope = 55

Lictor = 65

Pyrovorex2 = 90

Ripperx9 w/ spinefists = 135

Ripperx9 w/ spinefists = 135

Ripperx9 w/ spinefists = 135

Spore minex6 = 60

Spore minex5 = 50

Sky Slasherx9 w/ spinefist = 180

old one eye = 260

= 1495

I would hate to play it, but there is room for variety.

Big Mek (no gear)
10x grots 1xherder
10x grots 1xherder

purplefood wrote:What's the worse list you can possibly make?
The least cost effective and least hard hitting list you can possibly think of?
Lets say... 1,500 points.

jayjester wrote:Big Mek (no gear)
10x grots 1xherder
10x grots 1xherder

You missed the last line of the OP?

Warboss ZanZag wrote:Well this is my list. As i play Orks i quickly made up this list Worst list evah

HQ - Kaptain Badrukk 135

Troops - 10x Gretchins w/ Runtherder = 40
Troops - 10x Gretchins w/ Runtherder = 40

Elites - 15x Tankbustas w/ 1x Bomb-squig = 230
Elites - 10x Tankbustas w/ 1x Bomb-squig = 155

Heavy Support - 10x Flash Gitz all w/ Blastas = 300
Heavy Support - 10x Flash Gitz all w/ Blastas = 300
Heavy Support - 10x Flash Gitz all w/ Blastas = 300

Total 1500pt

Actually that list is pretty scary considering my normal opponents (gunline marines with 1 or 2 vehicles, one vehicle is demolisher). Bustas will keep tank(s) atleast shaken and Gitz would blast everything else away behind a healthy grot meatshield. Zogwort would squigen any anemy characters or other wise badass dudes.

To make that list worse I would drop grots for flootslogging slugga boyz as they cost more points and have poor bs.

Inquisitor Lord, Bionics, Carapace Armor, Consecrated Scrolls, Digital Weapons, Grimoire of True names, Holy Relic, Psycannon Bolts, Purity Seals, Sacred Incense, Melta Bombs
3x Acolyte, Bionics, Purity Seals
3x Hierophant
3x Sage
3x Combat Servitors

3x Inquisitor, Bionics, Carabase Armor, Consecrated Scrolls, Digital Weapons, Icon of the Just, Master Crafted Weapons, Psycannon Bolts, Teleport Homer, Unguents of Warding
In each of those:
3x Acolyte, Bionics, Purity Seals
3x Combat Servitors

9 Stormtroopers + Veteran, Artificer Armor, Bionics, Master Crafted weapon, Purity Seals, Refractor Field, Teleport Homer, Krak Grenades, Melta bombs

9 Stormtroopers + Veteran, Bionics, Carapace armor, master crafted Weapon, Purity Seals, Refractor Field, Targeter, Teleport Homer, Krak Grenades, Melta bombs.

6 Units. The upgrade characters don't have weapons and the only weapons that aren't S3 are the combat servitors. Not to mention this list would cost hundreds of dollars to field, as they would all be pewter miniatures.

Tau

Space Pope plus guards 205
Shadowsun 175
Two x Crisis suit Shas'vre with twin flamers, Targetting Array, and hardwired Blacksun filter 98
Six x 12 Fire Warriors with Photon Grenades 792
Three x 10 Vespids plus three Strain Leaders 480

1,750 points.

CSM Sorc
Possessed
Chosen
Spawn

Funnily enough the Tau might do pretty well against some of the other crap armies, because 72 Pulse Rifles can lay down a significant amount of pee on weak infantry.

daedalus wrote:Inquisitor Lord, Bionics, Carapace Armor, Consecrated Scrolls, Digital Weapons, Grimoire of True names, Holy Relic, Psycannon Bolts, Purity Seals, Sacred Incense, Melta Bombs
3x Acolyte, Bionics, Purity Seals
3x Hierophant
3x Sage
3x Combat Servitors

3x Inquisitor, Bionics, Carabase Armor, Consecrated Scrolls, Digital Weapons, Icon of the Just, Master Crafted Weapons, Psycannon Bolts, Teleport Homer, Unguents of Warding
In each of those:
3x Acolyte, Bionics, Purity Seals
3x Combat Servitors

9 Stormtroopers + Veteran, Artificer Armor, Bionics, Master Crafted weapon, Purity Seals, Refractor Field, Teleport Homer, Krak Grenades, Melta bombs

9 Stormtroopers + Veteran, Bionics, Carapace armor, master crafted Weapon, Purity Seals, Refractor Field, Targeter, Teleport Homer, Krak Grenades, Melta bombs.

6 Units. The upgrade characters don't have weapons and the only weapons that aren't S3 are the combat servitors. Not to mention this list would cost hundreds of dollars to field, as they would all be pewter miniatures.

I think this one wins so far with even the battlesuit tau list being able to beat it.

kirsanth wrote:

purplefood wrote:What's the worse list you can possibly make?
The least cost effective and least hard hitting list you can possibly think of?
Lets say... 1,500 points.

jayjester wrote:Big Mek (no gear)
10x grots 1xherder
10x grots 1xherder

You missed the last line of the OP?

I read the last line of the post, OP did not specify minimum, or needing to equal exactly. Per rules, when a points limit is set you can't go over points, but you can take less. I also doubt that all the rest of the lists add up to exactly 1500 pts. In which case my list is completely valid.

jayjester wrote:

kirsanth wrote:

purplefood wrote:What's the worse list you can possibly make?
The least cost effective and least hard hitting list you can possibly think of?
Lets say... 1,500 points.

jayjester wrote:Big Mek (no gear)
10x grots 1xherder
10x grots 1xherder

You missed the last line of the OP?

I read the last line of the post, OP did not specify minimum, or needing to equal exactly. Per rules, when a points limit is set you can't go over points, but you can take less. I also doubt that all the rest of the lists add up to exactly 1500 pts. In which case my list is completely valid.

Admittedly you have a point there...

Touché.

Calgar, Terminator Armor- 265pts

10x Honor Guard, 10x relic Blades, 10x Aux grenade launchers, Champion has digital weapons, Chapter banner- 695pts

Land Raider, MM, EA, SB, HK- 295pts


5x Scouts, 2x boltguns, 2x shotguns, sarge has combat blade and combi-flamer - 85pts


5x Scouts, 2x boltguns, 2x shotguns, sarge has combat blade and combi-flamer- 85pts

Techmarine, servo harness- 75pts


1500pts



worst list ever

Any list I make

Guardians. Lots and lots of Guardians.

Storm squad too. Defenders might kill something with their weapons platforms.

And no Warlocks.