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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Room goes deathly silent for a second*
*the wall on the far side of the Room explodes and a bunch of Orks come rushing in*
*gets on vox*
WE HAVE AN INTRUSION IN SECTOR 13, ANYONE WHO CAN, RESPOND!
*drops vox and raises lasgun and opens fire*
*PDF Troopers are being cut down left and right*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*several units of mars iv troops join wk*

(orders alpha. Princess is not in state of comand. Second level is you... Mars IV is yours to lead. She made you second alpha. Orders sir)

*heavy group moves to defend repressor with heavy battle servitors and turrets*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/20 23:31:31


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooc goodnight

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*goes to issue orders to the Skitarii*
*Guardsmen and several Skitarii are sent flying by a Kustom Mega Kannon blast*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Raises hands*
That was not me. Whatever the entity possessing me did, I will accept no responsibility for.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Watches Orks tiredly] [One gets too close and grabs Yarrick by front of shirt, and raises weapon] [Looks at his expression] [Puts him back on ground and shakes head]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: Night Jhe.
Oohh the perfect opportunity!

*Ra comes running out of his room with a Khopesh.
Horus picks up his own giant Khopesh and charges the Orks. Perenelle is blasting away with auric energy,
Quetz is flying the sky breathing flame over the orks,
Huitz is tearing through Orkmart to get to the fight cursing as he knocks over shelves and making metal notes to clean up later
Morri is still in her room and Cal is working as a medic to the guardsmen.
OT is still working in the shop*

OOC: And characters regrouped

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/21 00:00:53


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
OOC: Night Jhe.
Oohh the perfect opportunity!

*Ra comes running out of his room with a Khopesh.
Horus picks up his own giant Khopesh and charges the Orks. Perenelle is blasting away with auric energy,
Quetz is flying the sky breathing flame over the orks,
Huitz is tearing flesh with a Macuahuitle (I think that's how it's spelled)
Morri is still in her room and Cal is working as a medic to the guardsmen.
OT is still working in the shop*

OOC: And characters regrouped


OOC:
I'm off fighting the Orks. You know that right?

BIC:
*struggles to his feet and raises lasgun*
IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME, END THEM!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: Wait, I thought they attacked us in the room

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/20 23:57:46


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC:
They attacked the Room, and I was off training PDF recruits in the section that they attacked. Maybe the infirmary is near there?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: Perenelle went to find you, Quetz can fly so he can get places quick, Horus was a little bit away talking to Leonie, that leaves Huitz who might not be there. Ra heard your radio message.

Editing the other post

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*clubs an Ork Boy to the ground*
DRIVE THEM BACK! NO MERCY! NO RESPITE!
*lasfire intensifies*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Horus tears through a Nob and sees the warboss yelling at his boys to get stuck in the distance. Grinning to himself Horus begins fighting his way towards the boss.
Meanwhile Perenelle is watching Wk's back blasting away any orks that come too close just as she begins to tire Huitz arrives on the scene and starts sawing through skulls*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/21 00:08:16


 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Body slams most of the ork horde causing a series of explosions and the worlds loudest "SPLAT"*

Now like I was saying I am really thinking of actually going forward with the company call em the "Sons of malice" And truly making a crusade againest... whoever...

I need to check the fridge! *Leaves through portal*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*hurls a grenade into the midst of the Ork mob*
NONE CAN STOP THE CRUSADE OF THE RIGHTEOUS!
*is covered in a wave of gore as ZK body slams the Orks*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*ZK's fall kills the Warboss*

Horus: Awwww....

*Takes out annoyance on nearby Flash Git*

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*is forced into cover by a bunch of fire from a group of Lootas*
*many of the PDF are scythed down by the heavy fire*
*Grots fire on Horus*
I'M PINNED DOWN OVER HERE!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Quetz bathes the Lootas in flame leaving only charred remains. Huitz is protecting Perenelle who is going into shock having never experienced the true horror of war*

*Horus is laughing as the Grot guns do nothing to him. Sweeping his sword he beheads a runtherd and they start to flee in panic*

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Horus gets ran over by a Battlewagon*
*the PDF line begins to bend as more and more Orks run into the Room*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Assists Kimmy into a safe place and assists by hurling some grenades at the Orks*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*gets smacked across the Room by a Nob with a Power Klaw and lands next to Verviedi*
*is laying there unmoving, with limbs contorted at awkward angles*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Walks out of bar*

*Sees the chaos*

Oh. Bugger.

*Unsheathes sword and blocks a choppa swing*

*Leans under the orks arm and severs its head*

*Starts running towards bulk of group*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/21 01:39:32


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT steps out his workshop and notices the ruckus*

OT: Oh my.

*OT Draws Blade of Awe and charges down the hallway towards the noise*
Horus was knocked out, scraped up and has some minor fractures but was otherwise unharmed by the battlewagon.
Quetz lands squashing a large amount of the remaining Orks and goes to work with his teeth and claws.
Ra arrives and starts dragging a limp Horus out of harms way
Cal is treating WK for a bad concussion, multiple breaks and a punctured lung. OOC: Unless you want it worse
BiC: Huitz is still defending Perenelle who has gone fully into shock at the violence being done before her*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/21 01:37:39


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
*OT steps out his workshop and notices the ruckus*

OT: Oh my.

*OT Draws Blade of Awe and charges down the hallway towards the noise*
Horus was knocked out, scraped up and has some minor fractures but was otherwise unharmed by the battlewagon.
Quetz lands squashing a large amount of the remaining Orks and goes to work with his teeth and claws.
Ra arrives and starts dragging a limp Horus out of harms way
Cal is treating WK for a bad concussion, multiple breaks and a punctured lung. OOC: Unless you want it worse
BiC: Huitz is still defending Perenelle who has gone fully into shock at the violence being done before her*


OOC:
Making it bad leads to more interesting conversations with Marla about it later.

BIC:
*Heart is beating erratically*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Arrives next to Huitz*

*Leans down next to Perenelle*

*Looks back up at Huitz*

Go. I will protect the lady. You will be more use in this battle than I will.

*Draws sword and severs a nobs hand*

*Ducks under a backswing and shoves sword into the nobs head*

OOC And people said I killed Amelia too much >:]

All of the edits were me trying to get the emoji right.

This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2016/06/21 01:45:03


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal rolls his eyes and starts CPR to stabilize WK.
OT hits the Ork line with the fury of a trapped bear, spinning both Blade and body he becomes a whirling tornado of death fighting his way towards Perenelle
Huitz nods at Vanden and carves his way towards Ra and Horus*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/21 01:46:14


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Ushers Perenelle away*

*Cleared a path*

Go Mi'lady, I will follow you shortly!

*Blocks two choppas at the same time*

*Punches one ork in the mouth and shoves a knife through the nose of the other*

*Takes a step back and holds out blade*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Perenelle continues running into OT's wings. Covering her entirely with his body OT protects her as Orks rain ineffective blows down upon him*

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Pats OT's wing*

Leave now, while you still have a chance. I will buy you time. You can pay me back another time, for now, just get the lady out of here.

*Holds out blade and flicks it across a boyz throat*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Heart continues to beat erratically, despite CPR*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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