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This is funny. It sounds like a similar prank we played on one of the lads in my company, but for a schoolboy to think of such a jape, i salute the Geordies for their legendary sense of humour.

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=156175240

MSN wrote..

Pupil expelled over genitals in mug

A pupil has been permanently excluded from school and three others suspended after a photograph was taken of one of them with his genitals in a teacher's mug.

The prank, which happened in a corridor at Benfield School, Newcastle upon Tyne, left the unsuspecting female teacher distraught when she found out, as she had unwittingly used the cup afterwards.

It was believed that a photograph of the unpleasant trick was posted on the internet, and it is thought to have since been removed.

An investigation by the school revealed the boy who took the cup had been urging friends on Facebook to dare him to carry out risky or bad-taste pranks.

It is another example of the growing phenomenon of pupils using social networking sites to bully, abuse teachers or boast about misbehaviour in class.

One source said: "The photo was of the lad dangling his balls inside the cup belonging to the teacher.

"She later drank her tea from it."

It appeared the teacher was off work for some time after the incident, though she has returned now.

Another source said: "The boys saw the cup, in a classroom, which they then took.

"They did the deed in the corridor. It all came from one of them on Facebook asking his friends 'Who dares me to do this?"



EDIT, how the hell do you post the text properly?!

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Think someone had some funny tasting "tea"?!

when i was a teen, i read a story about Bruce Dickenson(Iron Maiden's Lead singer for those who didn't know).
it said he'd been expelled from school for "Whizzing" in his headmaster's dinner. think the "teacupper" read that story too?

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Kamloops, B.C.

I did that to a buddy's nice new shoes once, because he passed out on the couch an hour after the party we were attending started.

However, when he left, he was so drunk he wore my shoes home. Guess who got the nut-shoes?

Karma really sucks sometimes

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It left the teacher distraut and she was off for some time afterwards? No wonder the coming generation of kids is getting out of hand, their parents and teachers are all wusses!

It took our year 3 class half a year before our first teacher had a breakdown; if we'd had this soft-touch, she wouldn't have lasted a week.

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relevant.

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Mr Meatballs wrote:

relevant.


or 2!

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Would this be a case of...

2 balls one cup?

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I've seen loads of these 'like' things on Facebook.

"If this gets 8000 likes I will stick my d*ck in my teachers coffee" and so on. Suprised someone would be stupid enough to do it.

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Wait.
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Wait.
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Medium of Death wrote:

Wait.
This isn't funny.



yeah, a little bit at least! now if it was my cup, no it darn sure wouldn't be!

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Meh if it was my cup I would probably laugh and plan an elaborate revenge prank
   
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corpsesarefun wrote:Meh if it was my cup I would probably laugh and plan an elaborate revenge prank


Put a dead guy in his soup?

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metallifan wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Meh if it was my cup I would probably laugh and plan an elaborate revenge prank


Put a dead guy in his soup?


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Lord-Loss wrote:I've seen loads of these 'like' things on Facebook.

"If this gets 8000 likes I will stick my d*ck in my teachers coffee" and so on. Suprised someone would be stupid enough to do it.


And still people complain about youth unemployment.

I mean, really, if you're thick enough to plaster the evidence of your crimes all over the internet, what are employers supposed to do? There are heaps of not as thick as pig gak people looking for jobs.

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corpsesarefun wrote:Meh if it was my cup I would probably laugh and plan an elaborate revenge prank


If the teacher was smart she would have planned a whole lesson around a discussion of how small his balls are...

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The teacher, like most public servants is just lazy and self serving, she saw an opportunity to scam some time off and she took it. Time off?! What for?!

I have to say, if i found out that a pupil had dipped his knackers in my mug i would genuinelly find it funny. Its not like a few pubes in your gums means you need a month off! I suppose i would take some sort of action to stop my breath smelling of balls due to everyone doing it, but i wouldnt want the lad expelling, isnt that the worst thing you can do to a kid?

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Indeed, you've basically ruined their education by having a permenant mark stamped on their record, so they've got limited options as far as re-entering education goes, with colleges and unis possibly taking a dim view of it too, not to mention furture workplaces ("The boy got expelled? Oh, don't want him working for us.").

It's not as if he injected aids-ridden blood into her bloodstream. If a guy can live with having his mates dip their dangles into his pint when he goes for a number 1, i'm sure you won't die from having someone's pre-pubescent nadgers in your mug.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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mattyrm wrote: i wouldnt want the lad expelling, isnt that the worst thing you can do to a kid?




I'm going with 'no'.






Too much?

Anyhow, the kid definitely deserved to be expelled, no question. It's a pretty vile thing to do, and you have to send the message that this sort of thing won't be tolerated. But yeah, she doesn't need to take time off work over it - where's her fething British backbone? I love how we're supposed to sympathise with public sector workers and their 'plight'. Why is it everyone else has to just suck it up (unfortunate turn of phrase...) and crack on with their job, but if you're on the government quid you expect to be treated with kid gloves?

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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


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Albatross wrote:
Anyhow, the kid definitely deserved to be expelled, no question. It's a pretty vile thing to do, and you have to send the message that this sort of thing won't be tolerated. But yeah, she doesn't need to take time off work over it - where's her fething British backbone? I love how we're supposed to sympathise with public sector workers and their 'plight'. Why is it everyone else has to just suck it up (unfortunate turn of phrase...) and crack on with their job, but if you're on the government quid you expect to be treated with kid gloves?


I haven't actually seen any sympathy for the teacher in this thread so far.

This also doesn't sound like a one-off thing. The kid was probably harassing the teacher, if she was passingly pretty, in similar ways before being slowed enough to post it on facebook. And, going from what happened at my last school with a fairly attractive young teacher, it probably wasn't fun for her. Not that I think you'd need to take a couple of days off work for it.

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mattyrm wrote:The teacher, like most public servants is just lazy and self serving, she saw an opportunity to scam some time off and she took it. Time off?! What for?!

I have to say, if i found out that a pupil had dipped his knackers in my mug i would genuinelly find it funny. Its not like a few pubes in your gums means you need a month off! I suppose i would take some sort of action to stop my breath smelling of balls due to everyone doing it, but i wouldnt want the lad expelling, isnt that the worst thing you can do to a kid?


Teachers are for the most part hard working dedicated professionals who deserve better than having some gormless zombie stick his worthless gonads in their cups.
Normally you are advocating the sterilisation of these idiots. So expulsion means he got off lightly.

And working with people in the public sector I find your remarks offensive. My friends are anything but lazy.

 
   
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Albatross wrote:
Anyhow, the kid definitely deserved to be expelled, no question. It's a pretty vile thing to do, and you have to send the message that this sort of thing won't be tolerated.


Really?

Wash the cup, humiliate him and his accomplices in class, and that's the end of it.

This honestly smacks of gender stereotyping to me, given that the teacher was a woman. If it had been a man, I feel there would have been less of a response.

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...where's her fething British bone?


Fixed, and in her cup.

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dogma wrote:
Albatross wrote:
Anyhow, the kid definitely deserved to be expelled, no question. It's a pretty vile thing to do, and you have to send the message that this sort of thing won't be tolerated.


Really?

Wash the cup, humiliate him and his accomplices in class, and that's the end of it.

This honestly smacks of gender stereotyping to me, given that the teacher was a woman. If it had been a man, I feel there would have been less of a response.


How would humiliation work in this regard? If the classmates have the same maturity as matty they piss themselves laughing and that will only increase the kids standing and set an example.

I totally agree with Albatross on the decision to expel him.

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What exactly is the point of expelling a student unless they're a physical threat? This was just a stupid prank. Suspend or give him detention for eternity.

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Amaya wrote:What exactly is the point of expelling a student unless they're a physical threat? This was just a stupid prank. Suspend or give him detention for eternity.


With the fact that the teacher was female this could probably be better described as harrasment. And I certainly wouldn't want the teacher to have to continue to deal with the idiot while he and his mates continue these sort of jokes behind her back (or in front of her as it happens).

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