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Those aren't your initials, they're Orc glyphs on

My hill.

I scrub the graffiti from My Hill.

I scrub you off

My Hill

I use a pressure washer to remove you filth off of
My Hill.

Water supply has dried up. Now get off of

My hill.

I use a super soaker to remove stubborn orcs from My Hill.

I laugh at puny 'umie Super Soaker attempt to drive me from

My hill.

Ok then, I chase you off of My Hill with a broom.

This is not baseball series, there'll be no sweeping on

My hill.

I activate hidden devices which cause the hill to rise above the earth Age of Ultron-style, and then I toss you off the edge of...

My (now flying) hill.

You're Hill may fly, but there is much bacon on

My Hill

If there's bacon, then it's My Hill.

Bacon mining is the number one occupation on

My hill.

I'm a bacon miner on WAAGH's Hill

Genestealers start a cult in your mines, so I declare exterminatus. I use the dead cultists and charred bacon to build

My New Hill

I let a loose a wave of shark amazonion bikini models who take over the area and eat bacon...

I take over that's left of the hill and walk onto it and plants my flag and a solid gold statue of a one eyed moose with a monocle.

My hill.

I send your moose packing with your flag stuck up somewhere near My Hill.

I can't help but laugh at poor, waddling moose from

My hill.

I turn you all into spawn and make you stand guard on


My hill.

I worship Chaos Legionnaire on

His Hill

*my moose becomes angry and the power of the moose god is unleashed.

My shark amazonion bikini models mount war moose and charge the hill firing volleys of chainsaws as projectile weapons until the hill is reclaimed.

I remound my moose statue and give it a fedora for winning.

My hill.

PETA has you arrested and incarcerated for animal abuse. Leave the fedora, but get the heck off of

My hill.

I open up another keg of Moosehead on My Hill.

*Closes keg, fines PETA (sorry!), Puts on fedora, kills spawn, Kicks Shark Amazonians off*

MY HILL! DEAL WITH IT!

This isn't Las Vegas!!!! There'll be no dealing on

My hill.

I attack from the shadows and drag you to your death, leaving EmberLord in charge of

His Hill

EmberLord's heresy era Thousand Sons emerge from the warp and help me drive the false emperor's lackeys from



My hill.

I care not for foolish 'umie space marine loyalty kerfuffle! The Waaagh bum rushes all you ceramite wearing trespassers off of

My hill.

But we do on

My Hill

Fine. Care all you want, but not on

My hill.