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2017/01/20 14:27:44
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I boot you straight off of My Hill, and I don't care.
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2017/01/20 23:43:26
Subject: King of the Hill
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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I put on a toupee, find a certain hat.
Walk up to hill...
YOUR. FIRED. MAKE THE HILL GREAT AGAIN!
Scare you with my mighty slogan and spin the fallen fedora in my hands.
My hill.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/01/21 10:41:10
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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I declare exterminatus, and im sure 99% of the human population is behind me on
My Hill
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2017/01/21 14:23:12
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The population is easily distractted. The Pumpkin King reigns on My Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/01/21 15:24:19
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I unleash a horde of rabid squirrels onto the Hill, and you are messily devoured on
My Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2017/01/21 20:50:06
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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I unleash the feral kitten legions, and the squirrels are quickly devoured on
My hill. ( You may have the kittens back when they're done)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/01/21 20:51:33
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2017/01/22 00:44:22
Subject: King of the Hill
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*my toupee is alot harder to kill than that and summons waves of golden armoured dwarves with over sized cod peices.
I retake the hill and then the toupee flows and floats to sit atop ot directing the building of a wall and make everyone else pay for it.
My hill. Bring a bigger nuke.. Lol
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/01/22 00:44:59
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/01/22 01:20:05
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Ok, I do.
My hill.
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2017/01/22 06:40:42
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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And I bring a bigger one.
You shouldn't have dared us on
My Hill
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2017/01/22 14:03:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I have the hill sprayed for pests and dandelions. Then I relax on My Hill.
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2017/01/23 01:15:42
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Pesticide tolerant flesh-eating microbes quickly dispatch your relaxing self on
My hill.
P.S. Thanks for getting rid of those pesky dandelions.
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2017/01/23 14:08:25
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Pumpkins thrive in a dandelion-free environment on My Hill.
Flesh-eating microbes destroy orcs too!
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/01/23 14:11:54
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Not these! They love all things green...not orange...on
My hill.
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2017/01/24 00:21:32
Subject: King of the Hill
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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The orange wig floats off planning its future revenges
Aircraft roar over and drop hundreds of killer squid with monicles and top hats...
I wait then reclaim the hill and drink tea and my loyal squid army clears up your mess.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/01/24 06:32:10
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Ha! Squids do not bother loyal Imperial commanders. I swarm the hill with thousands of guardsmen (and a few Raven guard, yay!). We quickly retake
The God Emperor's Hill
If anyone compares the Emperor to Trump, I will haunt all of you threads until you relent. The Emperor Protects!
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2017/01/24 13:57:13
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The god emperor sells me the hill in a shady transaction, so he can avoid bankruptcy again. I move in and fortify my, it's aa fabulous hill, really, My Hill.
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2017/01/24 14:12:13
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You didn't read the fine print Snurl, he actually sold the Hill to me
My Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2017/01/24 14:34:59
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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So you bought the hill from a decomposing corpse. RIGHTTTTTT.
My Hill
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2017/01/25 02:55:34
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Wait, wait, wait.
Did you just call the Emperor a decomposing corpse?!?
HERESY!!!!!!!
Welcome to my legions on
My hill.
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2017/01/25 06:26:29
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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I infiltrate the legions with ma not deythan and put a bullet through Chaos Legionaires head. Sharrowkin says hi on
My Hill
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2017/01/25 14:27:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I team up with the Iron Warriors and level the Hill in a hail of Earthshaker fire.
My (flat) Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2017/01/25 15:20:46
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I re-inflate the hill to 32 psi and get good handling and traction on My Hill.
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2017/01/26 05:23:49
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Unfortunately for you, War Kitten's constantly changing Avatar distracts you and sends you careening off of
My hill.
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2017/01/28 02:41:26
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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I like change. Change is good.
My hill.
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2017/01/28 06:18:44
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Good, go change into something more appropriate to wear in the valley around the base of
My hill.
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2017/01/28 11:28:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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I distract you with a my army of republican party clones and then retake the hill before planting my flag, putting up a NRA flag and a statue of a squid assult rifles and a cowboy hat...
My hill..
Yeeeeee ha!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/01/28 11:47:54
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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I'm one of your Republican Party clones and I'm a likin' this here hill. I'll take it.
My hill.
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2017/01/28 14:23:00
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I make the hill great again and build a wall around My Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/01/28 20:16:24
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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"Great again?"...ah yes, you mean back when it was...
My hill.(and we didn't wear stupid Kmart baseball hats)
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2017/01/28 22:37:06
Subject: King of the Hill
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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See now I am the true leader of the hill.
I shall make the hill the greatest hill. Build a even bigger wall, the tallest wall so tall that it keeps out space!
My hill.
And thy wall they be clad in pure gold!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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