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Just recived a strange text message from a number that I don't recognise and it made me think what strange text messages have other people recieved.
Here's my strange text message: ima rape you.

Not a text message but i had a random voice mail once, a random lady asking me when I was going to be home and did I want dinner cooked.

Uh Oh Cannerus has been drinking and texting again.

I had a string of texts over a period of a month along with a few phone calls from some ethiopian men asking for Ehsan, very odd.

This is why I'm glad I don't use a cell phone.

Someone sent me a joke about ET last night.

I had an intersting conversation on AIM once. It appears that some high school girls (I was in college at the time) believed I was some fat chick who had said something bad about one of their boyfriends.

Or maybe trying to steal a boyfriend. Not really sure.

I once received a strange text where someone was asking me for help and to save them, because theyw ere sitting on a feild with some angry sixth formers.

I seriously considered it for a moment, regardless of who they were.

Orange kept calling me sarah on my old phone, which was weird...

I had 1 strange text message from an unknow caller.

text message:"Yeah I think so to but I love dick to much"

I got very confused with this message but I guess they were texting someone else.

One time I had a call change to someone else in the middle. I was listening to my then girlfriend drone on about something or other when it suddenly became a black girl yelling at some guy. I tried talking to her to let her know it had messed up, but she didn't seem to hear me so I guess her call was still working all right. I called the girlfriend back and tried to explain what happened and she replied with a disingenuous "Okay..." Very strange.

I have had several black women I did not know call me on the phone screaming at me for things ranging from child support to not calling the girl they had hooked me up with.

My phone number is unlucky I guess.

I once got a voice messege from an 80 year old lady (by the sounds of it) trying to remind herself of her Proctology appointment......

I once recieved a voice mail, of what sounded liek an extremely drunk lass crying saying she missed this other lass and such.

Shortly after I then recieved a picture message fomr the same number of what I presume was the lass naked in bed...

I soon texted her explaining this was not who she thought it was, needless to say I laughed my head off whilst texting that back. She was rather attractive too.

Wolf wrote:I once recieved a voice mail, of what sounded liek an extremely drunk lass crying saying she missed this other lass and such.

Shortly after I then recieved a picture message fomr the same number of what I presume was the lass naked in bed...

I soon texted her explaining this was not who she thought it was, needless to say I laughed my head off whilst texting that back. She was rather attractive too.

You should have taken advantage of that situation.