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**PredaKhaine**

Granted - many more wishes are corrupted. However, no one gets to read them.

I wish my zip on my jacket wasn't sharper than a razor - and that it hadn't managed to draw blood last time I forgot about it and put my hand in my jacket pocket incautiously.

**snurl**

Granted. No more zipper cuts. Your Zipper is stuck shut and cannot be opened without destroying the garment.
I wish that idiotic drivers would be forced to display special lights and markings on thier vehicles so they could be easily identified and avoided.

**ChocletEyeOfTerror**

Granted.Now all drives have those signs.
I wish that not only i worship Malice.

**snurl**

Granted. Nobody does, not even you.

I wish Mrs Snurl would finish playing angry birds.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. Mrs Snurl finishes Angry Birds. She then moves on to Pandas vs Ninja's and the cycle begins again. (My wife actually has that absolute rip off of a game)

I wish Pandas vs Ninja's didn't exist either.

**snurl**

Granted. Pandas vs Ninjas never existed. She now plays endless marathon games of Duck Hunt.

I wish that our Christmas tree had lasted a bit longer.

**Far Seer**

Granted. It lasts longer but unfortunately it burns down and sets the whole house on fire when you let go of a massive fart

**snurl**

No wish. You are attacked by a pack of rabid kangaroos.

I wish for more time to paint.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted, everything in the imediate vicinity that could interup you was annhilated. Including your friends and family.

I wish that I had a better computer.

**snurl**

Granted. Its the best there is, but you have no electricity to run it.

I wish for free electricity.

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted.

I wish these marshmallows I'm eating won't react badly with my stomach.

**snurl**

Granted. But oh man do they ever cause nightmares.

I wish for a good days sleep.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You said "days" instead of "day's" so when you wake up 5000 days later, everyone is dead whilst you are the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse that had occurred.

I wish for some lovely new brushes.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted, but you fall in love with them so much that you never use them. You throw all your old brushes out because they aren't as pretty and never paint again

I wish I was Invunerable and Invinsible.

**snurl**

Granted. Yo is invulnerable and invisible and impotent too.

I wish the hot tub thing had lasted all night.

**Decio**

Well. Uh. Granted. After being in the hot tub from 7 pm to 3 am, you are permanently turned into a giant, fleshy prune.

I wish for From Dust.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. It explodes violently, which opens up a Warp Portal which you are then sucked into. Tzeentch finds you and forces you to watch all the episodes of MLP repeatedly until you finally beg for death. Tzeentch is about to get one of his servants to do it for you, before a Slaaneshi daemonette rescues you and nurses you back to health, before violating you in every possible way. You are then spat back onto Earth again to find a smoking crater where your house was once situated. Fed up with your life, you commit suicide. Nurglings then rape your dead body.

I wish that homework never had, doesn't and never will exist. Ever.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted. Unfortunately, assignments still exist, so every day, instead of getting homework, you get massive assignments that need to be completed.

I wish that no one could die from old age or illness

**snurl**

Granted. No death from age or illness, but now people can be popped like a balloon.

I wish for some good chinese food.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Wish Granted. It's a great roast rat.

I wish all food was healthy and tasty and not rat or mouse or guinea pig or human

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, but a byproduct of everything being healthy, all food tastes only like apples.

I wish the Squats luck in finding their way back into Cannon in future Warhammer 40k books.

**snurl**

Granted. They come back OOP in the next Wardex. Their releases are spammed for over a year and they are all you see at tournaments.

I wish to finish painting some figures tonight.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Then your electricity goes out just as you put on finishing touches.
I wish there was a 40K anime. A good one, too.

**Decio**

Me too. Granted. Unfortunately, it is released in 50 years when there are new people in GW with the right ideas. Form now until then, the Grey Knights are featured with new releases and cool stuff. And more cheese. So cheesy that even the new Warhammer folks are disgusted by it's rich and overpowered writings.

I wish for some of the new Deathwing Knights to be used as Inquisitors/ Tesla Troops/ Chess Marines.

**Far Seer**

Granted...you can...

I wish for a nice game of 40K, haven't played in over a year

**snurl**

Granted. You get to play a great game. Next year.

By the way my power did go out last night, thanks.

I wish my power would not go out.

**blood guard26**

granted. and the lights stay on 24/7 have a nice sleep

I wish i lived near crows nest (aussie city)

**snurl**

Granted. You live in Crows Nest with the other survivors after the Huntsman Spiders devour everything else.

I wish for spaghetti.

**Decio**

Granted. The Spaghetti Monster arrives at your door and slaps everything down with it's noodles of noddley death.

I wish for larger battles in Halo 4; something around 15 v.s 15

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted. Unfortunatly every time you go to play, the 15 vs 15 servers are full.

I wish gaming servers were never full.