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2011/04/01 11:40:22
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Hi folks, bored in work so started browsing http://failbook.failblog.org/. When it occured to me, there are things that make perfect sense here, and we all accept as the norm, that would look rather... strange on the outside world, such as if it was a facebook status update. For instance:
when discussing chaos army list building
Man I need a DP
Makes perfect sense here (thanks in part to the wonderful dakka acronym highlighter), but as a facebook status, gonna attract some strange looks 
So, people of dakka, give me your tongue in cheek comments and double entendres that only make sense here!
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2011/04/01 11:42:20
Subject: Re:Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Stormin' Stompa
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Needs more dakka
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2011/04/01 11:46:52
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"DOuble DP is definitely not fluffy" got some odd looks when overheard in a coffee shop....
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2011/04/01 11:47:19
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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"I have three vendettas"
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2011/04/01 11:49:55
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Norn Queen
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I tried to embark my Rhino but it was full already.
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
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2011/04/01 12:06:40
Subject: Re:Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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"I think you should go with the ass can".
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/04/01 12:50:13
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Guarding Guardian
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"I've had great success with blowing up Marines with demolition packs."
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2011/04/01 13:01:00
Subject: Re:Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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"I stole the initiative and attacked from behind with a power fist"...
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/04/01 13:03:02
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Widowmaker
Perth, WA, australia
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Your guys should have ridden in metal box
yeah it is for delivering that hot load of white !(Land raider filled with deathwing termies)
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So far
500 point of 
750 point of 
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2011/04/01 13:16:21
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Strangely Beautiful Daemonette of Slaanesh
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They're not toys, and your kids can't play with them.
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2011/04/01 16:21:11
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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"Power fist penetrated the rear armour of the rhino and it exploded"
So much wrong with that when taken out of context...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/04/01 16:22:39
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/04/01 16:31:54
Subject: Re:Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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"If you shoot me enough times, I'm bound to die, but I just might get back up."
"My magic number is ..."
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/04/01 16:32:42
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2011/04/01 16:36:53
Subject: Re:Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
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I popped his metal boxes with my ass cannons.
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2011/04/01 16:48:19
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The canonness took 3 fists and still lived....
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2011/04/01 17:19:59
Subject: Re:Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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My little guy managed to kill 3 marines, before being killed by a chaplain
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2011/04/01 17:23:57
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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I'll allocate the first wound to my Nob.
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2011/04/01 17:36:48
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Happy We Found Our Primarch
In a Cage on ship Llhamae IV
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"My best tactic is to get out my Meganobz in a trukk and use a plank to wack my Meganobz heads on the way past!"
If i get these guys to assaualt them lot they will do some powerful fisting!"
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DE - 3000 points Orks - 3500 points GK - 1750 points SM (Ultras) - 2500 points BA - 1750 points SW - 2000 points Tyranids - 1500 points Necrons - 1500 points CSM - 1750 points Tau - 1500 points
HE - 2000 points Skaven - 3500 points
Forgotten Kingdoms - 1000 points Protectorate of Menoth - 175 points
"I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword." - Battle Cry of the Grey Knights.
"Kill them, my children, but make it slow..." - Vaeghex, Haemonculus Ancient of the Thirteen Scars.
Lord Striklar will regret his actions. He sha'll be detonated... |
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2011/04/01 17:38:06
Subject: Re:Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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I'm about to drop alot of pie plates on your heads.
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2011/04/01 17:50:27
Subject: Re:Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
Canada
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With Feel no pain I think I'll be able to take some serious shots on the chin against your ranged superiority.
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"Human bonding rituals often involve a great deal of talking, and dancing, and crying."
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2011/04/01 17:52:00
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Cannibal wrote:"I have three vendettas"
lol
"I'm thankful for abblative buddies"
"Be careful to stay out of flamer range"
"Not in squads, people have trouble with instant death"
"I'll use my hidden power fist attacks"
"I attempt an act of faith"
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2011/04/01 23:52:44
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Kovnik
Bristol
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'That makes me angry enough to purge those heretics!'
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/04/01 23:57:10
Subject: Re:Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
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Can't believe it hasn't been said yet...
Blood for the Blood God!
Oh and you can't forget...
WAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!
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"Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes."
In the grim darkness of the 41st millenium... there is only brand loyalty! |
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2011/04/02 01:54:36
Subject: Re:Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Hauptmann
NJ
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To follow that up...
Skulls for the Skull Throne!
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Flames of War:
Italian Bersaglieri
German Heer Panzerkompanie
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2011/04/02 02:01:40
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Major
Middle Earth
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"Guard are really good at killing marines"
*Insert lame penetrating power fist joke here*
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We're watching you... scum. |
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2011/04/02 02:03:40
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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"You penetrated his rear with a what!?"
Even here it makes very little sense unless in context.
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2011/04/02 02:04:25
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker
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If I'm lucky enough I'll get a penetration.
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I'm not like them, but I can pretend.
Observations on complex unit wound allocation: If you're feeling screwed, your opponent is probably doing it right. |
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2011/04/02 02:33:22
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Aurora, CO.
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"My wyches can take a fist any day!"
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10'000 years ago, Terra was under siege. The Sons of Rogal Dorn stood firm at the gate, never letting an inch slip away so long as we drew breath. We were killed in droves defending the Emperor and his Imperium, and we killed many in turn. We defended the Emperor and his Imperium, and this is what it means to be a Fist 
2500 worth - W114/D28/L70
 The Baleful Soul - 2000 worth -W21/D5/L4
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2011/04/02 02:55:54
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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HarDeeHar... less lame sexual inuendo, more actual Internet meme
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 MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is 
But we're not that bad... are we? 
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2011/04/02 04:52:30
Subject: Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Oh yeah I had one on this site. A "Force Fist". Sounded wrong everywhere.
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2011/04/02 07:51:33
Subject: Re:Sentences that make sense nowhere else
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Irked Blood Angel Scout with Combat Knife
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Anything in the 'For the Emprah!' family...
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My CF blog 
