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2016/06/30 10:09:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Emerges from Baneblade in full commissar uniform] ... [Watches scene for a moment]
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2016/06/30 10:09:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Gets punched*
*Adjusts helmet*
I can at least slow you down.
*Raises sword and steps back*
*Doesn't look at Yarrick*
She's in the infirmary. She is in pain, I heard her from the bar.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 10:10:30
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/30 10:11:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Pulls pla sideways as his own knife embeds itself in nearby wall] ...
[Lets go and walks towards infimary] I can't see Amelia, thus she's in there. If it's because of you, I'm coming back out shortly.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 10:12:29
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2016/06/30 10:13:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Gak hit the fan while you were napping, in case you didn't realize.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/30 10:18:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc: Five goddamn pages, kids. Can I not hibernate without civil war breaking out?
Bic: [Steps into infirmary and hurries to Anelia's side] [Holds her hand] I should've been there to help.
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2016/06/30 10:18:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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OOC Being insane is great.
BIC
*Sends a downward swing with sword at Vanden*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/06/30 10:23:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Who you calling kids ye 'olde geezer?
Bic *Barely parries downward swing*
*Elbows Z15 in the mouth and takes another step back*
*Amelia is lying flat on her face on the bed*
*Medics are trying to halt the flow of blood from the wings*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/30 10:27:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Engine noises] [Butter tank Rams Leonie and sends her flying] [Beeps in distress, and drives in tiny circles] [Benny pops out of top hatch and points at her disappointedly while on the phone to Larry, trying to wake him]
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2016/06/30 10:31:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Takes a step back and looks at Benny*
She'll be back soon, give me something to restrain her with. Be quick about it man!
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/30 10:33:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Gets stuck in a wall*
*Is dazed*
*Larry stirs as his phone rings*
Larry: What, who could possibly need me at this moment.
*Larry Dozes off again*
OOC Be back in like 10-30 mins.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/30 10:41:30
Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/06/30 10:41:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Benny reaches down and tosses the knight a pair of purple fluffy handcuffs] [Explains patiently on the phone about Leonie going berserk and resulting property damage]
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2016/06/30 10:41:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Walks up to Z15 and hits her over the head with sword*
*Repeats until she stops moving*
*Handcuffs her hands behind her*
*Pushes her head into the wall*
*Drops her to the ground and walks back to bar*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 10:43:00
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/30 11:02:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Benny looks down]: Slaaneshi handcuffs. Be careful how much you struggle, or things could get... Interesting.
[Yarrick watches medics working] [Strokes Amelia's head]: I'm so sorry. You didn't deserve this.
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2016/06/30 11:10:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Wakes up despite all the painkillers*
*Screams out in pain as wings are being stitched back to back*
*Starts crying again in pain*
I-it hurts...So much...
*Squeezes side of bed*
*Whimpers in pain*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/30 11:54:16
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/30 11:26:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Leonie wakes up and starts struggling*
GAAAH!
*Larry stirs slightly*
OOC What would Slaaneshi handcuffs do exactly?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 11:27:55
Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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0041/07/30 11:51:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC So much pleasure it hurts?
I'll be back on in a couple hours, I'm going to have a nap.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 11:55:12
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/06/30 12:47:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Benny watches tiredly]: They just get increasingly difficult to remove. Like a Chinese finger trap, except more embarrassing.
[Leans down and sighs] You can't break those cuffs.
[Yarrick goes back to holding Amelia's hand and letting her squeeze] I am going to put that child in such a time out.
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2016/06/30 12:55:26
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Struggling against cuffs and rope*
*Growls*
*Tries cutting rope with sharp bits of armor*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/06/30 13:12:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*starts to make a fire from scrap wood from backpack*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/06/30 13:27:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Awakens and surveys the chaos*
What.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/06/30 13:35:08
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Starts wriggling towards Co'tor in hopes to use his fire to burn the ropes*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/06/30 13:37:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Kimmy sits down next to Co'tor and watches the fire being build very closely]
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2016/06/30 13:37:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sleeping soundly in Hunters office*
*Ironclad Heavy Warjack walks over to Hunter and seems to nod in approval*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/06/30 13:41:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*finishes placing wood and lights fire*
*pulls a pot from pack, and fills it with water from a large bottle*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/06/30 14:02:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Wiggles into position and start burning ropes*
*Giggles quietly*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/06/30 14:37:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Marla, Maria and cal are all working on helping amelia*
You have 2 trauma surgeon, one medical god.
Your gonna be ok.
*all muttering about putting Leone on the biggest time out ever. @fter they had finished *
Numerous medics busying about Amelia.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/06/30 14:58:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Gets free of ropes*
*Laughs like a maniac and starts backing into walls to try and remove cuffs*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/06/30 15:05:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*pulls a lump of meat and bone wrapped in cloth, and a container of cut mushrooms out of pot and adds to water*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2016/06/30 15:09:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*walks out of Hunter's office*
*adjusts a few plates of her armor*
*sees Zergling acting all crazy*
What the feth?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/06/30 15:23:59
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Sees WK*
*Charges at WK*
HA HA HA!
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