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 Overlord Thraka wrote:
OOC: I'm a human who was turned into a bird

OT: Amelia! What the...

OOC: I though so but you play other characters so wanted to be sure.

*OT stares bug eyed at Amelia as the chains wrap around him*

OT: Amelia what are you doing?

Protecting myself. Just be quiet and you will be released.

*Looks at OT and his chains start to loosen*

*Keeps crawling towards Vanden*

You.. *Finds feet and stands* I will enjoy killing...

*Rips away cloak revealing nub horn on my head I then pull out my pistol and fire a couple rounds into "Amelia" (I guess that is daemon chicks name?) *

*Then charges yelling insanely*

*OT stretches out a wing and blocks the shots*

OT: When this is over we need to have a serious discussion about all this

*Chains continue to hold ZK down*

*Chains wrap around his arms and pull them apart*

*Chains bind to his legs and keep him shackled to the ground*

You, will enjoy no such thing. You will lie there until you realize the error of you trying to attack me, and then I might release you.

*Unbinds OT*

*Wheels self back to kitchen*

...God that hurt...

*Is now significantly more pale*

*OT follows Amelia into the kitchen*

OT: What was that!? What did you do!?

I expended almost all of my energy to do that...Now I'm already hungry for more souls...

*Slowly starts making coffee*

Ot: We need to find an alternate source of energy for you... Unless maybe Orks would work...

*Pivots from most the chains with preternatural speed, I slash away most of the chains still hooked in me*

*Still standing I begin to run towards Vanden again, smashing my way into the kitchen.*

Unless you want me to be a warmonger, that would be stupid.

*Finishes making coffee and sips it*

Humans are the least likely to drive me insane, then perhaps T'au, after that, possibly Eldar, Dark Eldar, Chaos, then orks, and then maybe Tyranids.

*Sees ZK run in*

Oh for feth sake...

*Glows purple and shakily waves hand*

*A massive blue portal opens up*

*A Lord of Change walks out*

Hey, you know that favour you owe me for finally getting you a date? *Lord of Change nods* Cool, restrain that gak head for me.

*Lord of Change reaches down and picks up ZK*

*Pats him on the head and enters portal*

*Portal closes*

*Amelia drops cup of coffee and starts shaking*

*Before I am pulled into the portal I quickly slice off the lord of changes finger, I then lung on the lord of changes chest and begin to rip and tear my way through his chest. Before it has time to react I chop into him crawling for his head. All the while I laugh insanely.*

*Finally the lord of change falls to the ground dead, sadly I am helplessly insane and begin tearing even further into lord of changes bubbling remains.*

*Still laughing and looking to Vanden through the hole the daemon made*

*Closes Portal before ZK comes in*

*Looks at OT*

Don't worry, Frank'll be back up pretty soon. He was killed in the Immaterium, so I think that means a...3 hour re-spawn time? And that thing will fit in just fine in there. He's in the Khorney part of town.

*Starts trembling even more*

Oh feth I need to eat...

*Leo wakes up*

*Sees blood everywhere*

What the feth?

*Starts putting armor on over bandages*

OT: Amelia, there's got to be something else you could eat... these are human lives we're talking about

*Portal opens as fouatins of blood fills the kitchen I roll out holding a giant heart. I slowly stand*

I was gone... for... years....CENTURIES! *Screams to the sky then sees Amelia*

I... want.. too..

*Collapses on the ground from the numerous wounds. Bone-blades withdraw.*

OOC: If this was real this would be the saddest thing you could do to Zartath! Poor dude survived the fighting pits of the Dark eldar then you send him to the battlefields of Khorne...


What a life!

Also OT thought I failed to get back and was taken to the warp? But I could be wrong!

OOC You tried killing Amelia. And I am semi-tired of people doing that.

Bic *Still trembling*

OOC: Okay, I'll edit

OOC: Yeah sorry about that man kinda wanted you to lie and say you are a mutant cause Zartath is a mutant..

*Very pale and shaking like a leaf*

*Slowly nods*

C-can you get s-someone to take away this f-f-fool before he t-tries to kill me again?

OOC: Okay, where is this guy? Immaterium or not?

*Sees blood leading to kitchen*

*Follows trail with fists at the ready*

OOC Well, he came back after a few centuries of fighting Khorney demons, so I would say back in the real world.

Bic *Turns on the tap and shakily drinks water*

*Wheels self over to fridge and takes out a chicken wing*

*Bites it*

No soul...

*Looks over to ZK*

*Licks lips*

*OT stands between Amelia and ZK*

Ot: No, Amelia we've got to find another way

*Sighs and nods*

I'm so weak though...If you're going to find a substitute, do it quickly...

*Walks into kitchen*

What the feth is going on here!?

*Freezes and stares at Z15*

OT: I've got... people... immortal humans who's crimes are unforgivable. I thought is better to let them live in imprisonment rather than kill them... maybe they could feed you.

*Nods and looks at OT*

Get her out of here before I make her my meal...

*Looks at Amelia*

What happens now you tell nobody...

*Walks up to Amelia and removes glove showing her arm veins*