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2016/07/02 15:02:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Towel lands on head*
Leo: Towels don't work... they get caught on the spikes on my armor...
*Head lowers slightly*
Leo: Your always going on about turning people into kebabs, so you probably have a flamethrowers of sorts.
*Takes towel off head and folds if over arm*
Leo: Could I please use one?
OOC Yeah Leo is just that mad.
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2016/07/02 15:02:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OOC: Rabble rabble rabble.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/07/02 15:07:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Umm which one.... I own 32 kinds...
*throws a flamer over*
Just don,t set Amelia on fire or I will turn you into said kebab....
And I will take days to finish cooking.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/02 15:10:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*Staring off into space at all the mentions of cooked meat*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/07/02 15:11:22
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Drops from rafters in room and heads for kitchen*
*Comes back with two apples and a glass of water.*
*I then sit at bar and start eating the first apple.*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/07/02 15:12:07
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Catches flamer and looks at Jhe*
Leo: Thanks... good to know your dumber then you look.
*Walks off and gets a PDF solider to shot flamer at me*
PDF: W-why do you want me to shoot you with this?
*PDF solider is shaking slightly*
Leo: JUST DO IT!
*PDF solider shoots flamer at Leo*
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2016/07/02 15:12:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Exits Baneblade glistening with sweat*
*Finally wearing clothes(kinda)*
*Walks over to Marla with bandages covering chest and short shorts*
Pheuph...Did you know Sebastian has a chin-up bar and a punching bag in that *Points thumb back to Baneblade*...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/02 15:14:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*Notices ZK and abruptly stands up*
Who is this now?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/07/02 15:16:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Oh.. Well Maria has a half length swimming pool in there...
Tanks here seem to break all known physical boundaries. I have 2 bedrooms, a gym, a armoury and a libiary...
Just apcept logic is utterly broken.
A punching bag is small fry.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/02 15:17:16
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/02 15:16:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Oh that, yea, it tried killing me yesterday...So I may have accidentally trapped him in one of Khornes gladiatorial arenas for a couple hundred years. He gets a bit pissy when you talk to him, so I advise against it.
*Smiles at Marla*
Yea, I know that physics does not work in this place, but I just find it weird I've never noticed them before. Maybe because I was always pre-occupied with someone else...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/02 15:17:56
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/02 15:22:05
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Notices BlackJack and gives a slight nod*
Most Xenos deserve a painful death... But I had the privilege to serve with a Kroot Shaper in the fighting pits of commorragh... He died with honor...
*Notices Amelia, Right hand begins to shake.*
Dammit...
*With a blur stabs right hand with left hand using a combat knife*
I am Zartath of... the...
*Blank stare*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/02 15:23:47
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/07/02 15:25:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*laughs* we all know exactly what you two where up to...
No hiding that one. And oh... *whispers a idea in her ear* try that when he comes back...
Trust me. He will not say no.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/02 15:25:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Leaves and comes back with a M90 shotgun*
*Pats it*
Protection. Never leave home without it.
*Smiles at Marla*
I think I might just do that when he gets back...I do owe him for giving me a wing massage, which was better than most of our nights combined...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/02 15:27:38
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/02 15:29:16
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Leo signals the PDF solider to stop be he has closed his eyes while firing the flamer*
Leo: HEY IDIOT TURN IT OFF!
*PDF solider stops shooting drops the flamer and legs it*
Leo:Fething dumb ass.
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2016/07/02 15:29:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*laughs* oh the sweet and innocent battle sister myth...
They get rather a surprise.
Rather more fun that way. *smiles*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/02 15:31:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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i was going to ask...Where did you learn all these...Er...Positions...I mean, I would think that sex was forbidden where you were taught, so, whats the story behind it?
*Casually cocks M90*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/02 15:37:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ummm well *Marla shrugs* I was rather good at not getting caught... Technically yes but umm I kinda was not one to be little miss good sister and I knew very well how to pick locks...
No one ever caught me and I kinda... Well lets just say I learned abit...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/02 15:39:26
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Is now fully dry*
*Leo picks up flamer and starts walking towards Marla*
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2016/07/02 15:40:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*arms pop audibly as I stretch*
Feth.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/07/02 15:40:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Looks perplexed*
*Laughs and hugs Marla*
That's my special little sex fiend!
*Smiles and looks at Marla*
Never took you as a rule-abiding goody-two-shoes like you were made out to be!
*Knight walks back out of the Fenrisian hall while carrying Maria*
That was fun, but I don't think I could handle one more second of extra grown men fighting naked. I know you enjoyed it, but I really need to clean my eyes. So, where to now?
OOC Now I have a very bad and dirty picture in my head. What have I done?...
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/02 15:42:20
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/02 15:45:18
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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Leo: Hey Marla, catch.
*Throws flamer to Marla rather hard*
Leo: Thanks...
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2016/07/02 15:50:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I had a very vivid dream last night. I time-travelled back to the Merican Empire, and-
*Notices a tiny bit of smoke oozing from a corner*
*Cocks microfusion rifle and blasts the corner four times*
-Right. Forgot you can't have time travel dreams here.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/07/02 15:55:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Marla catches it fine*
Thanks.
*to amelia* I'm not that bad... Just got bored easily... And well I had some fun...
(Maria)laughs but it was ferasian tradition... And they where wearing wolf pelts... Rather tiny wolf pelts... So very tiny...
Wherever you wanna go. Grab some food, relax or such. Your driving *laughs*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/02 15:57:46
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/02 15:58:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Knight smiles*
I was about to ask you the same thing.
*Tilts head*
What's driving?
*Amelia giggles*
Yea right, you don't fool me. But don't worry, I'm moderately good at keeping secrets.
*Leans in close and rests head on her shoulder*
*Puts arm around her shoulders and pokes WK*
*Gestures to the Repressor and mouths 'go for it'*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/02 16:05:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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(Maria) umm.driving... Like riding but with a tank...
You choose. I chose to start with... You choose.
(Marla)
Well Il not go without.... And...
*walks over to repressor with milo and shuts hatch giggling *
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/02 16:08:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Amelia leans back and puts feet up on table*
Hell, I'm just too good.
*Amelia looks down at flamer*
Hmmmm...I don't think Marla will mind...
*Picks up flamer and walk to Baneblade*
*Knight thinks for a few seconds*
*Sets off in a direction*
Destination is a secret. You will see when we get there.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/02 16:12:15
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/07/02 16:21:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sits up] [Vomits perfectly clean glitter and confetti onto carpet] [Makes a sad noise] [Curls up]
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2016/07/02 16:32:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Maria closes eyes and waits*
Ok. Your the one driving here. Lead away sir.
*Marla sends a quick vox text to Amelia *
"Thanks dear. X "
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/07/02 16:34:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Sees confetti eruption*
Leo: I AIN'T CLEANING THAT UP!
*Looks at Benny*
Leo: ALSO, BENNY'S BROKEN!
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2016/07/02 16:40:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Amelia sends text back*
No probo, I'm just borrowing your flamer for the night, I'll have it back in the morning. XOXO.
*Knight smiles and keeps walking*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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