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**snurl**

Granted. She sees it. But too late you see that Valentines day is about HER.

I wish these leg cramps would quit.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. They quit...along with the rest of your legs.

Again, I wish I had more monetary income.

**snurl**

Granted. But now you have a job, and no time to spend your money.

I wish for a new painting chair.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you now have a chair that can paint.

I wish my wife would let me do something nice for her on valentines day - not just another year of completely ignoring it - bar getting a card.

**snurl**

Granted. You just do it. Wimmunz like suprises. But then they start to expect them, and woe if you ever forget.

I wish my new painting chair lasts as long as the old one did.

**Far Seer**

It would be pretty awesome to have a chair that paints for you, as long as it's good!

Granted. It's of a most superb quality, but you accidentally leave a giant gollop of gum that smothers it whole. Somehow.

I wish I had a chair that could paint for me, was utterly obedient, peaceful and good at painting.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. It also leaves stools (groan) all over your house.

I wish I wasn't here.

**snurl**

Granted. You disappear like a fart in the wind, never to be heard from again.

I wish for some Valentines day fun.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Nurgle sends you his "fun" gifts.
I wish advertisers didn't make such a big deal about Valentine's Day.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, they make tiny deals SO MANY TINY deals that their commercials are essentially movie credits moving at hyper speed on every screen in your house or on your person!

I wish I could come up with an Imperial Guard list that was soooo damn Creed, that even Creed would scream CREEEEEED when I Creeded him.

**snurl**

Granted. You manufacture a list that positively oozes CREED. Then the first time you use it you are tabled by a youngster with Necron spam.

I wish every Valentines day morning could be just like this one was.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. GROUNDHOG DAY COMMENCES!

I wish I could write my story faster.

**snurl**

Awesome.

Granted. You write it as quickly as you can think it. But every other thought and distraction also makes it into the text, calling for endless revisions and edits.

I wish this chocolate lasts a long time.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted.

Chocolate has so much preservatives that when you eat it, it just sits in your belly and cannot be digested.

I wish when my Dark Heresy character eventually dies, it's glorious!

**snurl**

Granted. They still talk about the blast years from now. Too bad you went up with it.

I wish for some good snacks.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. Unfortunately, this plays incessantly in the background for the rest of your life.

I wish...
I dunno, for my friends to get to Dubai faster?

**The Observer**

Granted but they wont come back, leaving you all alone.

I wish , no I demand a new history teacher.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - your new history teacher is the same as your old one, but from an evil parallel dimension. He manages to be worse.

I wish I'd won millions on the lottery.

**snurl**

Granted. But you blow it all at GW and still dont have a complete army.

I wish I understood the symbolism of the fish in Mordheim.

**Far Seer**

Granted. It blows your mind.

I wish I could get into Mordheim and BFG.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted, you have been turned into a 28mm Mordheim model who is proxied as a BFG ship

I wish I had all the paint I need now.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, unfortunately it is inside your intestines.

I wish that Rebuild of Evangelion 4.44: Final will have a happy ending.

**snurl**

Granted. But it is not the ending you imagine, it is ended full of happy My Little Pony nonsense.

Mordheim rulebook is a free pdf download, or try Coreheim, FYI

I wish for more bodies and legs to go with all these arms and heads.

**Far Seer**

The thing is I need some people to play with. My friend only plays 40K.

Granted. No one has hands or feet unfortunately.

I wish I could get a new brush.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. It's made from the fibers of your dead family.

I wish for more dysphemisms.

**snurl**

Granted. Rat away you chicken.

I wish for a better fit with less putty.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. Putty is now pasta. Fits perfectly, won't ever stay.

I wish people didn't mistake dysphemism for euphemism.

**snurl**

Granted. You are eaten by a rabid Thesarus before it can happen again.

I wish to have enough figures so that whenever I roll a random monster I have just the perfect one on hand to represent it. No Proxies.

**wolfmerc**

wish granted, but you always forget to bring the case of monsters you needed.

i wish i was the hottest sexy man beast on this entire planet.

**snurl**

Granted. But only beastly looking wimmins want anything to do with you. And big game hunters think you would make a nice trophy.

I wish the Daytona 500 is won by Dale Jr. Today.